Me: HELLO DEVOTED READERS!! Miss me? *cricket… cricket…* Oh yeah, thanks a whole bunch T_T
Audience: YOU'RE WELCOME!! ^_^
Me: O_O
Yusuke & Amarie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hiei: Hn, baka…
Seri: *STILL attached to Kurama's arm* ~^__________________^~
Kurama: Why? Why me? ;_______________;
Me: THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ENTERED TO BE A DISCLAIMER!! I shall now…
Audience: PICK THE DISCLAIMER!!
Me: Exactly… O.o PSYCHICS!! Anyway, anyone wanna hand me my hat?
All b/ me: NO!
Me: T_T Fine then, I'll get it myself. *gets hat* The disclaimer for today's chapter is… DRAITH!!^
Draith: *runs down w/ sheepses^* Blaze doesn't own YYH, the mall, slushies, OR plushies, OR a freakishly-large collection of Hiei plushies, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *disappears*
All b/ Me: O.o
Me: Thank you Draith. ^_^
Hiei: Time to recap…
"Hiei: Hehhehheh…
Amarie: We dun good… THE MALL IS SAFE ONCE AGAIN!!!
Hiei: BOOYA!!
*
high five*
Amarie: …Hiei?
Hiei: Yeah Amarie?
Amarie: What do we do now?
Hiei: O_O "
Amarie: And so we continue…
Kurama: LET'S GO ALREADY!!
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Chapter 6: The Toy Store of DOOM!
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Amarie: What do we do now?
Hiei: O_O
*think think think… [I don't own Winnie the Pooh either… *sigh*]*
After pondering this question, Hiei came up with the ever popular answer to many things:
Hiei: *shrugs* I dunno.
So they thought some more…
*think think think… [Do I REALLY have to say it again?]*
This time, Amarie came up with the answer:
Amarie: Neither do I… L
And so they though some more AGAIN…
*think think think… [BACK THE HELL OFF YOU DAMN MORONS!!]*
Amarie: I GOT IT!!
Hiei: WHA?! *is surprised (how cute to think of the look on his face ^_^)* WHERE DO WE GO?!
Amarie: The TOY STORE!! ^________^
Hiei: *shudder-twitch* BAD childhood memories…
~*~*~*~*Flashback to Hiei's Childhood*~*~*~*~
Hiei *as kid*: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wide eyed. KAWAII!!!!!!*
Rocking Horse: *rocking baack and forth… baack and forth… OO;;* CRRRREEEEEAAAAKKKKK!!!!
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Hiei: V__V
Amarie: *pulls Hiei up from floor* Come on, let's go! *giggle*
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Amarie: HOLD THE PHONE!! Since WHEN do I giggle?!
Me: Uuuhhh… since now? o^_^o
Amarie: T_T *sigh* I'm not paid enough to do this job…
Me: Amarie… You're not paid at all.
Amarie: EXACTLY.
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Hiei: Aww MAN…
And off they go to the toy store, happy as can be. (Well, ONE of em is happy, at least) Little do they know the HORRORS that await them…
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Amarie: HERE WE ARE!! ~^_^~
Hiei: *gulp* O_O;;
They stopped at a, "Toys 'R' Us" (GOD DAMMIT, I DON'T OWN THAT EITHER, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!! *deep breath* Sorry, lost meh cooool for a sec ^^;) Hiei sweat dropped like crazy, while Amarie skipped-
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Amarie: I DON'T SKIP EITHER!!
Me: WELL YOU DO NOW!!
Amarie: BLAZE!!
Me: YEAH?!
Amarie: I hate you…
Me: *anime drop* VV;;
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AS I WAS SAYING, Amarie skipped-
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Amarie: DAMMIT!
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T_T inside, leaving Hiei to stare at the evil shop window…
Hiei: *sigh* Might as well go inside…
So in he ventured, looking at his surroundings and not liking what he saw…
Hiei: This is creepy… TOO MUCH EVIL!!
He saw clowns and barbies and DANCING MONKIES and MANY OTHER EEEEEVIL THINGS!!
Hiei: A-AMARIE?!
He ran after the wolf, muttering under his breath at how scary this damn place was, and not noticing the many eyes turning in his direction…
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Amarie: What the? *looks down* Oh, Hiei! See anything you like?
Hiei: N-no… *watery eyes… UBER CUUUUUTTTEEE!!!* I wanna get outta here!!
Amarie: ~^________^~ Okeh dokeh, we can leave.
But when they turned around, THEY SAW A HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE THING!!
Amarie & Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY WERE SURROUNDED BY THE EVIL TOYS!!! THE BARBIES, THE CLOWNS, THE DANCING MONKEYS! (and many other demented toys, mind you…) ALL CORNERING THEM OUT OF PURE EVIL-NESS!!
Amarie: WHAT DO WE DO?!?!
Hiei: There's only one thing…
Amarie: WHAT?!?!
Hiei: RUN THROUGH!!
And so they started to run through the mob! BUT THE TOYS, (being as evil as they were), WERE CLINGING ONTO THE TWO POOR DEMONS!! A Barbie even tried to grab Hiei's neck!!
Hiei: DON'T GIVE UP!! KEEP RUNNING!!
Amarie: I'M RUNNING AS FAST AS I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hiei: AMARIE!! She's GONE!!! BUT I GOTTA KEEP RUNNING, OR I'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!
And so Hiei kept running, mourning the loss of his comrade, until he was well away from them. Then he broke down and cried. (Awwwwww…)
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOO!!! AMARIE!!!! WHY!?!?!! *sob-sob*
Amarie: Uh, Hiei? *taps his shoulder* I'm right here. ^_^;
Hiei: *turns around* AMARIE!! *hugs* ^_________^
Amarie: ~^_^~
Hiei: *realises what he's doing* O_O *backs away* ~O_O~ How'd you escape?
Amarie: Well… I sorta froze the place over…
Hiei: Wow… *thinking* God damn…
Amarie: Yeah…
Hiei: Uh huh…
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… (getting bored yet?)
Amarie: Hiei?
Hiei: Yeah, Amarie?
Amarie: What do we do now?
Hiei: Oh God…
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Me: Awww… Hiei, you CARE…
Hiei: *blushing like crazy* I DO NOT!! SHE DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING TO ME!!
Amarie: Oh yes I do ~^_^~
Hiei: Sh- oh, forget it. U.U;
Kurama: HA!! Now you know how I feel! ;_;
Seri: (just guess T_T) ~^_______________^~ MY Kurama. And I am NOT a WITCH!!
Yusuke: I wouldn't be so sure…
Keiko: *appears and thwacks Yusuke on head**disappears*
Yusuke: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! ;_______l
Me: R&R!!
Yusuke: AND GET ME A BAND-AID!! *whimper*
Kurama: AND GET ME MY MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! ;________;
Hiei: Hn…
Amarie: SHMOO!!
All b/ Amarie: o.O
Amarie: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!
Me: Nothing, nothing at all…
Hiei: Freak…
Amarie: I may be a freak, but I'm YOUR freak, Hiei. ~^_^~
Hiei: *groans*
All b/ Hiei and Amarie: *crack up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hiei: SHUT UP!!
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AN: Whenever I put a pointy thingy, (^), beside a word, that ,eans that I'm gonna put an A/N about that specific point, so HERE YA GO!!
^ 1: I actually picked out of a hat to choose the disclaimer, SO DON'T HATE ME!! O_______O
^ 2: Yes, Draith, I read your Insanity story, PURE GENIUS!! I laughed the whole way through, and tried to get my character in there…
Well, I'll be going now. Ja Ne!