Me: Konichiwa, readers!
Amarie: Aloha!
Hiei: Bonjour…
Yusuke: HELLO!!
Everyone else: O_O
Yusuke: …
Seri: *[sigh] Guess and make my job easier…* ~^_^~ You luv me, dun you Kurama?
Kurama: *thinking* Mommy, why me? Why? ;__; *talking* Yeah, sure, whatever…
Seri: EEEEEEEEE!! o^_^o
Everyone else: Awww…
Me: TIME TO…
Audience: PICK THE DISCLAIMER!!!!
Me: The disclaimer for today's chapter is… BLOODFANG!!
Bloodfang: *appears* Blaze doesn't own YYH, the mall, any of the stores featured in this fic, OR THE SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS TO ALIENS. HI MOMMY!! *waves**disappears*
All: Oo
Seri: Let's recap… UU;
"Hiei: *realises what he's doing* O_O *backs away* ~O_O~ How'd you escape?
Amarie: Well… I sorta froze the place over…
Hiei: Wow… *thinking* God damn…
Amarie: Yeah…
Hiei: Uh huh…
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Amarie: Hiei?
Hiei: Yeah, Amarie?
Amarie: What do we do now?
Hiei: Oh God…
Seri: ONTO THE NEXT CHAPPIE!!
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Chapter 7: The Pet Shop of HORRORS! (I DON'T own Little Shop of Horrors VV;)
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Amarie: I'm bored…
Hiei: No kidding…
The two poor demons had been sitting in their current spot for 15 minutes, wondering what to do with the rest of the night.
Hiei: We could always go to sleep. I'm getting pretty tired anyways… *yawns. Awww…*
Amarie: O_O WHAT?!
Hiei: *jumps 3 feet into the air* X_X
Amarie: We have the rest of the night to do GREAT stuff, and you wanna SLEEP?!
Hiei: WELL EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE SO FAR HAS ENDED UP BAD!!
Amarie: I wanna go to the pet shop! That CAN'T be bad!
Hiei: OH YES IT CAN!! Surrounded by a bunch of rabid cats and dogs, WHAT fun T_T
Amarie: SHUT UP!!
Hiei: MAKE ME!!
Amarie: FINE, I WILL!!
Hiei: OOOFFF!!
She pinned him to the ground, hovering over him with an eeevil look…
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Me: Ya know, you're good at that.
Amarie: I know. ~^_^~ I practice.
Me: O.o Oookkk…
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Amarie: Dun make me do it, Hiei:
Hiei: *thinking* Can't give in, CAN'T GIVE IN, DAMMIT!! *shakes head*
Amarie: *leans closer* Come on, you CAN'T win against me.
Hiei: *thinking* NO!! I.WON'T.LET.HER.WIN!!
Amarie: *is 2 inches from Hiei's face* Mwahahaha…
Hiei: *thinking* Can't win.. *talking* OK, OK!! WE'LL GO TO THE DAMN PET SHOP, JUST GET OFF OF ME!! *whimpers*
Amarie: ^_^ Good. ONWARD!!
Wow, she's good… Anyway, off they headed to the pet shop to look at the animals. (Duh T_T) But Hiei was right, they WERE rabid…
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Amarie: YAY!!
Hiei: Shit…
Arriving at "Pets, Pets, Pets" (which is NOT real), Hiei had a bad feeling in his gut. And from what I hear, the gut does NOT lie…
Amarie: Come on, Hiei, let's go!
Hiei: D-do I have to?
Amarie: Pweese? *sticks lower lip out and pulls puppy eyes*
Hiei: FINE!! *does not want to fight* Let's go…
Amarie: THANK YOU!! *grabs Hiei's hand*
Hiei: *blushes* Uuhh… *is pulled inside so can't finish sentence*
Amarie: LOOK!! Kittens!! *runs over to cats*
Hiei: *is dragged along* Oh joy..
Amarie: *is holding kitten* Here, take one! *gives Hiei black kitten*
Hiei: *sigh* At least it's black… *pets, kitten's eyes turn red* Uh, Amarie…
Amarie: Yeah?
Hiei: There's something wrong with my cat…
Amarie: Huh? *looks at cat* Ooohhh… *looks at her white and black cat* Mine is looking weird too…
Kittens: *lunge at Hiei and Amarie* MRRRREEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! *HIIIIISSSSSS*
Hiei and Amarie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUNNN!!!
They dropped the cats and started to run for their dear lives, not bothering to turn back and see the animal herd following behind them! BUNNIES, BIRDS, CATS, DOGS, LIZARDS, SNAKES, RODENTS, REPTILES, EVERYTHING!
Hiei: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!
Amarie: WHAT?!
Hiei: HOW DO YOU FEEL ANOUT A ROASTED ANIMAL BANQUET?!
Amarie: WHA- Oooooohhhhh!! GO FOR IT!!
He skidded to a halt and faced the huge mob of "cute animals" behind them. Then he blasted a huge fireball at them!! WOOHOO, DINNER!!
Amarie: Wow… *thinking* O__O
Hiei: *smirks* Dinner, anyone?
Amarie: O_O ^_^ Sure! *walks over*
Hiei: *thinking* Who's the man? I'M THE MAN!! BOOYA!!
Amarie: *takes roasted bird^* Mmm… parrot ^_^
Hiei: *takes charred snake^* Yummy…
Amarie: THIS IS GREAT!! Thanks a lot!!
Hiei: *blushes* Uhh… y-y-you're… welcome… ~o_o~
And so they feasted till their bellies were about to burst, only missing the beverages to go with it.
Amarie: *thirsty* Need… water…
Hiei: We need… a water… fountain…
Amarie: I KNOW WHERE ONE IS!!
Hiei: *anime drop* OO;; Where?
Amarie: BY THE SPORTS STORE!!
Hiei: *falls over* Oh no…
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Me: AMARIE!!
Amarie: WHAT?!
Me: I dunno…
Everyone else: *anime drop* v_v;
Kurama: WILL SOME PLEASE PRY HER OFF MY ARM?! *points to Seri*
Seir: Oh, you want me off? K! *let's go*
Kurama: O_O I-I-I'M FREE!! *does cartwheels and other junk* WOOHOO!! YEAH!! BOOYA BABY!!
Everyone else but Seri: O_O;;
Me: R&R!!
Yusuke: SO WE CAN CONTINUE!!
Hiei: Hn…
Amarie: ^_^
Kurama: I'M FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Seri: o^_^o;;
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AN: I KNOW, I KNOW, TOO MUCH LOVE, NOT ENOUGH HUMOR!! *dodges arrows and other thrown items* YEESH!! I don't know why, but I put in TOO MUCH LOVE!! I promise that the next chapter will be FUNNIER!!
^1&2: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC… much…
That's all for today. Ja Ne!
~-Blaze-~