Me: KONICHIWA!! Welcome to another chapter of, "Oo Hiei's Mall Madness oO" Brought to you by, ME!!
Hiei: Hn…
Me: What is it with you and "hn?"
Hiei: Hn…
Me: T_T Fine then, BE THAT WAY. *sticks tongue out* NYAH-NYAH!!
Amarie: Cut the crap, Hikari.
Yusuke: You're no fun T_T
Me: YEAH!!
Seri: SHMOOZIES!!
Everyone else: O.o What?
Seri: …I was bored…
Me: …Let's…
Audience: PICK THE DISCLAIMER!!
Me: YUPPERZ!! *picks* The disclaimer for today's chapter is… CHI DEVIL!!
Chi Devil: *appears* Blaze doesn't own ANYTHING but the EAOCS (see chapter 3), Amarie, the YuGiOh poster collection and MILLIONS OF HIEI PLUSHIES THAT ARE HERS YOU DAMN MOOCHERS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *disappears*
All but me: o.O
Me: ^_^
Kurama: Let's just recap…
"Amarie: *thirsty* Need… water…
Hiei: We need… a water… fountain…
Amarie: I KNOW WHERE ONE IS!!
Hiei: *anime drop* OO;; Where?
Amarie: BY THE SPORTS STORE!!
Hiei: *falls over* Oh no…"
Kurama: AND THEY'RE OFF!!
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Chapter 8: The Title-less Chapter (I couldn't think of a name XD)
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Amarie: Come ON Hiei, WE NEED WATER!!
Hiei: I DON'T NEED IT ENOUGH TO GET BEATEN TO DEATH BY… BY… BY A PACK OF WILD
SOCCER BALLS OR SUMTHIN!!
Amarie: We won't be attacked by a pack of wild soccer balls! What gave you THAT idea?
Hiei: *through gritted teeth* Oh nothing, just a hunch… *sigh*
Dragged over to the water fountain against his own will, Hiei was nearly traumatized by the previous happenings, evil plushie armies, evil toys, and evil pets! This whole PLACE was probably evil for all he knew!
Amarie: *takes drink* Aaaahhh… much better. ^_^ You're turn, Hiei! *walks over to side of fountain*
Hiei: *glares* Fine… *walks over and starts to drink but gets sprayed* GYAH!! *drip-drop* AMARIE!!
Amarie: ~^^~
Hiei: *hair droops down^* MY HAIR!! Do you KNOW how much HAIR GEL it took to KEEP THIS UP?!
Amarie: Nope ^_^ *thinking* That actually looks good on him…*
Hiei: *fiddles with hair* Let's just go in T_T
Amarie: Okay!
So they walk in, unaware of what to mess with *coughcough* I mean, look at, first.
Amarie; SOCCER!!
Hiei: BASEBALL!!
Both: *glare* BASKETBALL!! O_O ~T_T~ Fine…
They head in the direction of the basketballs.
Hiei: I'll play you, one on one P
Amarie: Sure. But no speed advantages D
Hiei: Shit…
Amarie: Wassa matter? Maybe… scared? *laughs*
Hiei: NO!! I CAN BEAT YOU WITHOUT MY SPEED ANY DAY!!
Amarie: Really? YOU THINK SO? FINE, YOU'RE ON!!
Hiei: FINE!!
Amarie: FINE!!
Hiei: FINE!!!
Amarie: FINE!!!
Hiei: FINE!!!!
Amarie: FINE!!!! LET'S PLAY ALREADY!!
Hiei: OKAY THEN!! Who's blue and who's red?
Amarie: Let's play janken, whoever wins picks.
Hiei: Heh, sure.
*Amarie picks paper, Hiei picks rock*
Amarie: HA! I win! I pick blue!!
Hiei: Damn… ROCK, YOU HAVE FAILED ME!!
Amarie: Ready?
Hiei: Hell yeah.
Amarie: Game… START!!
AND THEY'RE OFF!! HIE HAS THE BALL! BUT AMARIE STEALS IT AND MAKES FOR THE BASKET! OH, BUT HIEI TAKES THE BALL BACK AND TRIES TO RUN WITH IT! BUT AMARIE TAKES IT BACK AGAIN AND DRIBBLES! HE TRIES TO LUNGE AT HER BUT SHE… BLOWS AT HIM AND FREEZES HIS FEET TO THE FLOOR?! SHE SHOOTS… SHE SCORES!!!!!!
Amarie: BOOYA!! I WIN!!
Hiei: YOU CHEATED! YOU SAID NO DEMON POWERS!
Amarie: CORRECTION: I said YOU couldn't use the SPEED advantage, not that there was no demon powers at all. ^_^
Hiei: Why you?!?!?! @#$!%^^$^&**)#$$!
Amarie: O_O HIEI!! Watch your MOUTH for the LOVE of BOB!!
Hiei: Must.Calm.Down… *deep breath* How do I unfreeze myself?
Amarie: Melt the ice, baka T_T
Hiei: Oh yeah ~TT~ *melts ice* What now?
Amarie: Hmm… I'm tired, can we rest for a little while?
Hiei: *anime drop* I WANTED TO DO THAT IN THE BEGINNING!!
Amarie: I only wanna rest for a while, THEN wake up again and do more stuff ^_^
Hiei: *sigh* Fine… what do we SLEEP with?
Amarie: Easy, we find a tent!
Hiei: Dammit…
And off they went to search for a tent to nap in. Little do they know about the basketballs' plans… mwahahahahahahahahaha…
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*in the tent*
Amarie: This is actually pretty cozy.
Hiei: Hn…
Amarie: Admit it, you LIKE this tent D
Hiei: I DO NOT! NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME NAP!!
Amarie: Touchy touchy… fine then, g'night.
Hiei: Hn…
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*BOING*
Amarie: What the-
*BOING-BOING-BOING*
Hiei: I KNEW IT!!
*Rapid BOINGs*
Amarie: THEY'RE COMING!!
Hiei: Let me check… *sticks head out of tent flap* O_O
Amarie: THEY'RE COMING, OH GOD!!
Hiei: SHHH!! *slaps hand over Amarie's mouth* If we're quiet they'll pass us and we can escape!
Amarie: *blushes* ~T_T~ ~O_O~
*boings get distant*
Hiei: Phew…
Amarie: Mhphmmm, Mphmp? (TRANSLATION: Uh, Hiei?)
Hiei: O_O *takes hand away* ~O_O~
Amarie: ~T_T~
Hiei: I think we can go now…
Amarie: Yeah…
Hiei: Tiptoe quietly…
They tiptoe silently out of the tent and head for the exit, not daring to make the slightest sound…
Amarie: *bumps into soccer ball cart, they fall over AND MAKE NOISE* O__O DAMN…
Hiei: Oh shit…
*RAPID BOINGS*
Hiei and Amarie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY STARTED TO RUN AS FAST AS THEY COULD TO THE DOOR! Hiei switched to hyper speed, but forgot that Amarie wasn't as fast as he was.
Hiei: FUCK!! I gotta go back and get her…
So he runs back, picks Amarie up and runs out the door and around the corner.
Hiei: *looks back* Thank god, they're gone. *sighs*
Amarie: ~o_o~
Hiei: ~O_O~ *puts Amarie down*
Amarie: ~o_O~ I wanna get out of here…
Hiei: I tried, but the doors are all locked. We're stuck. T_T
Amarie: DAMN!! Oh well, LET'S WANDER AORUND AGAIN!!
Hiei: *anime fall* v_v;
Amarie: Where to next, oh short one?
Hiei: T_T I don't know…
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Me: WASN'T THAT GREAT?!
Everyone else: NO.
Me: WHY NOT?!?!
Hiei: BECAUSE NOW WE'RE ALL SCARED OF BASKETBALLS!!
Kurama, Yusuke, Amarie and Seri: YEAH!!
Me: SORR-Y!! Yeesh, you put in a FEW evil basketballs and the crowd goes berzerk…
Seri: Can we end this chapter now, I wanna go to bed!
Me: *sigh* Fine… R&R
Yusuke: Buh-Bye!
Amarie: See ya next chapter.
Seri: G'BYE!!
Kurama: So long!
Hiei: Hn…
Me: Ja Ne!!
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AN: Why hello there! I've decided NOT to put other people in the fic other than for Pick the Disclaimer. Sorry guys!! I can't work you into the story, and I don't want to have to change the story in order to fit people in. No offense to you, though! Pick the Disclaimer is still open, feel free to volunteer!
^ 1: Thanks for the idea, Draith, I appreciate the help you've given meh. Keep reviewing my chapters, I'm happy to hear what you think!
I'm done for now, but in the words of Arnie himself,
"I'LL BE BACK"
Ja Ne!!
~-Blaze-~
P.S…
I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THIS! I had coffee this morning…
Ja Ne again!
~-Blaze-~