Me: Hello again! Sorry for the long wait, I was sick -_-'
Hiei: No reason not to continue the story. Slacker!
Amarie: Hiei, I'm gonna give ya a good piece of advice. Wanna hear it?
Hiei: Yeah sure, what is it?
Amarie: Shut up.
Hiei: T_T"
Everyone else: *crack up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hiei: *sniff* ;___;
Seri: That was priceless!
Yusuke: I know!!
Me & Amarie: *high five* Booya!
Me: I'm still a little sick, and I'm lazy today, so I'm just gonna have the disclaimer dude do the disclaimer ^_^
Disclaimer Dude: Blaze doesn't own Hiei, YYH or any of the YYH characters, the mall or any of the stores in it, OR any elevators whatsoever, BUT SHE DOES OWN AMARIE, HER CHRISTMAS SQUIRRELS AND A COLLECTION OF HIEI, KURAMA AND YAMI PLUSHIES^_^ *gasps**falls over*
Me: O_O;;
Amarie: You have Kurama and Yami plushies, too?
Me: Yup! *nods* My favorite bishies!
Hiei & Kurama: O_O;; Oh no…
Yami: *appears* Not ANOTHER fan girl!!
Me: YAMI!!! *chases*
Yami: HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *runs away*
Seri: O_o'' Well, Blaze is preoccupied, let's just recap…
"Hiei and Amarie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY STARTED TO RUN AS FAST AS THEY COULD TO THE DOOR! Hiei switched to hyper speed, but forgot that Amarie wasn't as fast as he was.
Hiei: FUCK!! I gotta go back and get her…
So he runs back, picks Amarie up and runs out the door and around the corner.
Hiei: *looks back* Thank god, they're gone. *sighs*
Amarie: ~o_o~
Hiei: ~O_O~ *puts Amarie down*
Amarie: ~o_O~ I wanna get out of here…
Hiei: I tried, but the doors are all locked. We're stuck. T_T
Amarie: DAMN!! Oh well, LET'S WANDER AORUND AGAIN!!
Hiei: *anime fall* v_v;
Amarie: Where to next, oh short one?
Hiei: T_T I don't know…
Yusuke: AND ON WE GO!!
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Chapter 9: THE ELEVATOR FROM HELL!!
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Amarie: Hey, don't they have 2 floors in this place?
Hiei: Yeah, I think so…
Amarie: D Ya thinking what I'm thinking?
Hiei: O_O *gulp* I think so, and I don't really like it…
Amarie: *grabs Hiei* Let's go!!
Hiei: ~O_O~ Oh no… NOT THE ELEVATOR!!!^
Amarie: Of COURSE the elevator!! What else?
Hiei: THOSE MOVING STAIR THINGIES!!
Amarie: The escalators?
Hiei: Whatever they are T_T THEY'RE BETTER THAN THE DAMN ELEVATOR THING!!
Amarie: Just come on, you'll see how fun elevators really are!! *drags him towards the elevator*
Hiei: No… NO… NOOOO!!!!!!!!
And so he was dragged away to the elevator of his nightmares. Meanwhile…
~*~*~*~*At Yusuke's House*~*~*~*~
Yusuke: Hey guys, isn't Hiei missing?
Kurama: Yeah…
Keiko: Oh, don't worry so much!
Botan: Yes, I'm sure he just ran ahead of us out of the mall and didn't come back with us! He did seem anxious to get out of there…
Yusuke: Yeah…
Kurama: Okay then!
~*~*~*~*At The Mall In The Elevator*~*~*~*~
Amarie: There now, isn't this fun?
Hiei: No. *pouts*
Amarie: Well, it's not as bad as you thought it would be, is it?
Hiei: …No…
Amarie: GOOD!!
Hiei: *falls over* @_@
*weird laughter*
Amarie: O_O W-what was that…
Hiei: I.. Don't… know…
*weird laughter getting louder*
Amarie: O__O''
Hiei: Oh shit…
*WEIRD LAUGHTER REALLY LOUD*
Amarie: THIS IS FREAKY!!
Hiei: You noticed?!
Elevator: *starts to go rapidly up and down^*
Hiei and Amarie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elevator: *stops*
Hiei and Amarie: *fall* Ow…
Elevator: Mwahahahahahaha…..
Amarie: O_O What the hell…
Hiei: W-who are you?!
Elevator: I am the elevator from HELL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hiei and Amarie: O_O''
Elevator: …AREN'T YOU GOING TO SCREAM?!
Hiei and Amarie: Oh yeah… AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Elevator: MUCH better. Now then, I'm going to send you to your DOOM!!!
Hiei: Our DOOM?!
Amarie: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!
Elevator: WILL YOU LET ME FINISH?!
Hiei and Amarie: Sorry -_-"
Elevator: I will send you to your doom IF you cannot solve my puzzles.
Amarie: Puzzles? BOOYA!!
Hiei: BOOYA?!
Amarie: Yes, BOOYA!! I ROK at puzzles, MY FRIEND LIVES IN ONE!!^
Hiei: T_T'
Elevator: May we PLEASE start now?
Hiei and Amarie: Yeah, sure, let's go.
Elevator: Fine Question 1: If Johnny has 2 apples, and Dave has 3, why don't they just shut up and eat?^
Hiei: I don't know, good question…
Amarie: Because Dave has more apples than Johnny, and that makes it unfair.
Elevator: Correct. Damn…
Hiei: Wha? ?_?
Amarie: Never mind -_-'
Elevator: Question 2: How do you spell the phrase, "Be Quiet?"
Hiei: S-H-U-T-U-P. Be quiet.
Amarie: *sigh* B-E-Q-U-I-E-T. Be quiet.
Elevator. Correct.
Hiei: I WASN'T WRONG!!
Amarie: Hiei, you spelled shut up.
Hiei: What, that's how I say be quiet!
Amarie: -_-
Elevator: Question 3: Say this phrase 3 times fast: As one blue beetle was bleeding blue blood the other blue beetle bled black^
Hiei: Asonebluebeetlewasbleedingbluebloodtheotherbluebeetlebledblackasonebluebeetlewasbleedingbluebloodtheotherbluebeetlebledblackasonebluebeetlewasbleedingbluebloodtheotherbluebeetlebledblack *GASP*
Amarie: OO; That wasn't a question…
Elevator: Correct. DAMN!! You have passed my test. You are free. *doors open*
Hiei and Amarie: WOOHOO!!! *try to run out but doors shut in their faces*
Hiei: WHAT THE HELL?!
Amarie: YOU SAID YOU'D LET US GO IF WE PASSED THE TEST!!
Elevator: WELL I LIED!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!! *evil elevator music plays*
Hiei and Amarie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will our heroes ever escape the evil elevator from hell? Why is the elevator talking? WHY DOES HIEI SAY THINGS SO FAST?! Keep reading to find out…
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Me: WOOHOO!! My first cliffhanger!!
Kurama: And such a good one too…
Hiei: I HATE ELEVATORS!!!!
Amarie: I hate THAT elevator, BUT THE OTHER ONES ARE FUN!!
Yusuke: Ever try sticking gum on the buttons?
Amarie: Yeah, then the people who touch them get all grossed out!!
Seri: That's a great prank, I've pulled it before!
Yusuke, Amarie & Seri: *go into long conversation about different pranks to pull on people*
Yami: Idiots…
Kurama: Yami, why are you still here?
Me: Yah?
Hiei: Hn…
Yami: *shrugs* I was bored, I thought I'd stick around for a chapter or 2.
Me: Oh. In THAT case- *glomps* EEEEEEE!!! o^_^o
Yami: T_T Aw man…
Kurama: Oh well. Ja Ne everyone!
Yusuke, Amarie & Seri: Ja Ne!
Me: Ja Ne!
Yami: Help me…
Hiei: Hn…
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AN: Konichiwa!! As you know, I've been sick ;_;
Audience: Aww…
And I've just been lazy^_^
Audience: T_T
BUT I'M BACK!! See, I HAVEN'T failed Amarie, FORK IT OVER!!
Amarie: Aww… *gives me $50*
Hehhehheh ^_^ Anyway, here are the points:
^1: THANK YOU MAKAI NEKO!!!
^2: At the moment I was thinking about the tower of terror ^_^;
^3: Friend=Yami. Yami lives in a puzzle. Duh T_T
^4: WATCH COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE!!
^5: Our chorus teacher makes us sing that -_-''
Well, have fun reading, I'll see you in the next chapters. Ja Ne!
~-Blaze-~