Unplanned Pregnancies

Summery: Hogwarts has seen Werewolves to Goblins. From Goblins to Muggle-born Witches and Wizards. From Muggle-born Witches and Wizards to half and half. But when a prank is played, can it handle the outcome? Two Pregnant Teenage Wizards and Witch? Containing MPREG

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter! The wonderful, magnificent J.K. Rowling does! So…yeah…BOLD PRINT!

Chapter Three: September 1st Prt. Two

Ron and Hermione stared at Snape. Their mouths were open slightly. You could almost imagine Hermione drooling.

"Yeah, exactly." Harry said, smirking at Ron and Hermione.

Ron and Hermione immediately composed themselves. "Err…sorry." Ron muttered.

"Ahem. Err...I'm Hermione Granger…" Hermione said, holding out her hand.

"Oh, I'm sorry dear. I don't shake hands." Emily said.

"Oh." Hermione dropped her hand. She suspected Emily was like Snape.

"I hug!" Emily said. She gave Hermione a hug. Hermione was taken aback. She hugged like Mrs. Weasley.

She then turned to Ron. He was slowly trying to stand behind Harry. He didn't think he could handle a hug. "You must be Ron Weasley!" She exclaimed.

She pushed past Harry, and gave a hug to Ron. "I don't hug! I shake hands! I shake hands!" Ron exclaimed.

Emily ignored him. She broke the hug and walked back to Snape. "You see, I already gave Harry a hug."

Harry nodded his head. Snape shook his head. "Are you going to stay with us the rest of the day?"

"I guess so. Michelle is with my mother right now."

'Michelle?' Harry, Ron, and Hermione thought.

"It's our daughter." Snape said.

Harry and Ron decided not to comment. They were learning a lot of new things about Snape.

"How old is she?" Hermione asked.

"Two and a half!" Emily said, proudly.

Emily explained to Hermione what their daughter was like. Michelle was very talkative for a two and half year old. She liked to play with Snape's hair, and she loved to play with his wand. Michelle looked like Snape. Black hair, pale complexion, but she had her mother's eyes. Bright blue. Hermione smiled. She couldn't believe that Snape had a daughter.

Snape walked out of the Leaky Cauldron, Harry, Ron, Emily, and Hermione behind him. Snape opened up the wall leading to Diagon Alley.

"So far…in the last hour we have gotten money. What are we doing next?" Snape asked.

"I'm hungry!" Ron said.

They looked at Ron. Ron wasn't paying attention though. He was staring at the new shop in Diagon Alley. 'Madame Madison's Golly Well Ice Cream Shop'.

"Let's get ice cream." Ron said. He turned back, and looked at Harry and Hermione. Ron had longing in his eyes. He was really hungry.

"Well, you have been throwing up everything you eat. Do you think that's a good idea?" Hermione asked.

"Of course! Come on Mione!" Ron grabbed her hand, and he pulled her across the street, and to the small shop.

"Should we follow?" Harry asked, turning to Snape.

"I have to." Snape said.

Emily grinned, and grabbed Snape by the hand. She pulled him along, and right into the shop. Harry followed slowly.

When they got to the shop, Ron was sitting down with a plain ice cream. It looked like vanilla. Hermione had the same thing as him. They were both eating it slowly, and talking to each other.

They walked over to them. "What kind of ice cream is that?" Harry asked.

"Pickles and mustard. It's quite tasty actually." Hermione replied. "Do you want some?" She picked up a spoon from the table.

Snape and Emily looked about ready to gag. They thought it was disgusting.

"Sure!" Harry said. He took the spoon from Hermione, and ate some. His face turned a slight pale color as he swallowed it. "Too much mustard."

Hermione shrugged, and continued eating her ice cream. Harry, Snape, and Emily shook their heads slowly. Not only was it disgusting…but also…it was disgusting.

They got their ice cream. Snape got chocolate, Emily got strawberry, and Harry got a hot fudge sundae with extra nuts. No whipped cream either. They sat down at the same table as Ron and Hermione. Harry sat across from Ron, Emily sat next to Snape, and Snape sat next to Hermione. That meant Hermione was sitting next to Harry.

"You know," Emily whispered, taking a bit of her ice cream. "Severus, doesn't that look like what I was eating when I was pregnant?"

Snape thought. "Yes, over the summer you had a lot of what Weasley and Granger were eating. Except, Granger hasn't been sick. But I doubt they're pregnant Emily. Who at Hogwarts, would want two pregnant teenagers, one being a man who would be overly emotional?" Snape asked.

Emily shrugged. "It was just a thought. Especially with that Malfoy." She said, angered.

Snape patted her arm. "Don't mind him Emily. What his father did was uncalled for. That's why he's almost dead in Azkaban."

Emily nodded her head. "But he pushed me when I was seven months pregnant! Besides, his son is probably a lot like his father. He might have done it. As a prank or something."

"I doubt it Emily. But I'll check my supply cupboard. But Emily, I think it's the flu for the Weasley, and Granger is feeling sympathetic for him or something."

Hermione shook her head slowly. "Well Harry, you and Ginny are meant to be."

"I don't know…she might not like me. I mean, remember when I found out she didn't like me two years ago? And then all of a sudden we start dating…"

"Please Harry, please tell me you are not having doubts about my sister. I have known her forever, and she has never toyed with anyone like that. Ever." Ron said, seriously.

"Are you sure?" Harry asked one final time.

"I'm so positive Harry. Believe me. Ginny is definitely in love with you, but she had no time to say anything back before you left." Ron said, giving him a lopsided grin, but he was still serious.

"All right." Harry said. "I guess I can talk to her about it when I see her this evening."

Hermione patted Harry's arm. "There, everything's better, am I correct?" She asked.

"Actually no." Harry said. He had a sparkle in his eye, and that meant either something good happened to him, or something bad happened to Malfoy.

"What?" Hermione and Ron asked at the same time.

"Well, we already talked about who I was dating. Are either of you dating anyone at the moment, liking anyone, fallen in love with a best friend?"

Hermione glared at Harry. Emily and Snape started to listen to their conversation. Ron looked like he was going to throw the saltshaker at Harry. But then he thought why would there be a saltshaker at an ice cream shop.

"No, not at the moment." Ron said, absentmindedly looking at the saltshaker. He then saw a peppershaker.

"What?" Harry asked.

"Dating anyone at the moment." Ron said, picking up the saltshaker and peppershaker and putting them on a different table. It bothered him that they were at the table in the first place.

"What about you Hermione? Fallen in love with a best friend?"

"No." Hermione said flatly.

"I never told you Harry. I'm in love with Cho Chang." Ron said, looking up at his best friend, a grin on his face.

"Oh, and I think I've fallen for the bad boy himself. Malfoy." Hermione said.

Harry crossed his arms. "That's not funny Ron. You never date a best mates ex."

Hermione and Ron both started to laugh. "I didn't say I was dating her, and I don't like her either." But Hermione continued to laugh. She gave no explanation for Malfoy. She couldn't even control her laughter. Ron and Harry began to laugh a long with her.

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"We have done everything I think…" Snape said, looking at Hermione's school list.

"Don't they need robes?" Emily asked. She turned to Harry, Ron, and Hermione to see what they needed.

"I don't need robes. Mine from last year still fit." Hermione said.

"Same here." Harry replied.

"I need robes. I keep getting taller." Ron said.

"How much have you grown Weasley?" Snape asked. He didn't expect Ron to be much taller from the year before.

"I've grown…I think four or five inches." Ron said, thinking back.

"And you're only what? 6'2? 6'3?" Hermione asked.

"6'4 ½." Harry replied. "He's 1 ½ inches taller than me."

Snape shook his head. The five of them went to 'Madame Maulkins Robes For All Occasions'.

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"Emily, do you want to go back to Hogwarts?" Snape asked.

"Err…well mother is keeping her for the afternoon, and then Aunt Caroline is supposed to take her for the year."

"Why doesn't she just come along with us? Albus owes me nonetheless." Snape said.

Hermione was leaning against Ron. She was tired. Harry and Ron weren't. They were all standing outside the ice cream shop.

"Do you think he'll mind? I mean, it's Michelle after all. She's only two and a half." Emily said, uncertainly.

Snape shook his head. "If he has a problem with it, I can take her home and stay home."

"What do you mean for the year?" Hermione asked around a yawn. She wasn't sure if she could handle the feast at Hogwarts without a nap. It was nearly 2:00 in the afternoon.

"Oh, Emily's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor." Snape said.

Ron opened his mouth to say something, closed it, opened it again, and then Snape gave him a look. Ron closed it. Snape knew what he was going to say. Something about the job position being cursed. Ron shook his head. He thought Snape could read minds.

Harry shook his head. "I don't think I can handle anymore surprises today."

"Oh, I'm sure you can." Emily said, patting his arm.

Harry shook his head, but didn't say anything. "Can we go back to Hogwarts? I'm tired." Hermione asked, yawning.

Snape looked at Hermione. "Sure Granger."

Everyone pulled out his or her wands, and Hermione held Ron's hand.

"How come you don't have a wand?" Emily asked.

"I have one, but I'm only 16. I can't apparate."

"You're pretty smart for a 16 year old. And you're a seventh year?" Emily asked.

Ron handed Hermione his bags, as he reached into his pocket and got his wand. Hermione held his bags and hers so they could apparate. Hermione nodded her head. "Yeah, I turn 17 in two weeks or so." Hermione replied, before they apparated away.

BB/N: I wonder…would anyone mind if Snape was…really OOC in this story…and I apologize to my older sister for borrowing a character without her permission…it was her character…

And also, sorry I haven't updated in a while. On Tuesday I just didn't feel like updating, I was tired from the first day back from break, Wednesday, Thursday, and most of Friday our electric was out because a bad snowstorm. I could have updated last night, but I was in my bed, taking advantage of the heat. It was like 20 degrees F in my house! I could see my breath! Sadly…Then yesterday wouldn't let me log in...so I'm doing it on a Sunday!