Me: VAMPIRES ARE AT WAR WITH WEREWOLVES!! RUUUUUNNNN!!! *hides under bed*
Amarie: Please excuse her.
Kurama: We just went to see Underworld.
Hiei: That movie rocked!
Yusuke: Oh yeah, there was so much killing!!
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Seri: DON'T SAY THE K WORD!!
Yusuke: SORR-Y!!
Yami: I admit, that was a good movie. The effects were cool!
Me: *shivering under bed* The werewolves and the vampires are at war… DUCK AND COVER!!!
Kurama: Blaze, that was just a movie T_T
Yami: O_O
Amarie: -_-'
Hiei: ?_?
Yusuke: XD
Seri: e_e
Me: Oh… WAAAARRRR!!!!
Everyone else: *anime fall* @_@
Kurama: I suppose it's time to pick the disclaimer.
Amarie: Since I'm Blaze's Yami, I'll do it. *picks papery slip o' disclaimer-ness* Today's disclaimer is… hyper katana 49737!
HK49737: *appears* HI SAKE BOB!! *waves* Blaze owns nothing but the EAOCS (again, see chapter 3) Amarie, her plushie/poster collection and the key to the anime world. Okay, not really, but she wishes she had it. DIE EVIL CHRISTMAS SQUIRRELS!! *chases Chippy*
Chippy: HELP ME MASTER!!! HEEEEELLLPPPPP MEEEEEE!!!!
Me: HEY! LEAVE MY POOR MINION ALONE!! *chases HK49737 & Chippy*
Everyone else: O_O;;;;
Hiei: L-let's just recap…
"Elevator: Question 3: Say this phrase 3 times fast: As one blue beetle was bleeding blue blood the other blue beetle bled black.^
Hiei: Asonebluebeetlewasbleedingbluebloodtheotherbluebeetlebledblackasonebluebeetlewasbleedingbluebloodth
eotherbluebeetlebledblackasonebluebeetlewasbleedingbluebloodtheotherbluebeetlebledblack *GASP*
Amarie: OO; That wasn't a question…
Elevator: Correct. DAMN!! You have passed my test. You are free. *doors open*
Hiei and Amarie: WOOHOO!!! *try to run out but doors shut in their faces*
Hiei: WHAT THE HELL?!
Amarie: YOU SAID YOU'D LET US GO IF WE PASSED THE TEST!!
Elevator: WELL I LIED!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!! *evil elevator music plays*
Hiei and Amarie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will our heroes ever escape the evil elevator from hell? Why is the elevator talking? WHY DOES HIEI SAY THINGS SO FAST?! Keep reading to find out…
Yami: FORWARD MARCH!!
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Chapter 10: THE EVIL ELEVATOR FROM HELL: Part 2!!
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Amarie: THE MUSIC!!
Hiei: IT HURTS!!
Elevator: FEEL MY WRATH!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Amarie: WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO YOU?!?!
Hiei: YEAH?!
Elevator: NOTHING!! I'm EVIL, this is what I DO! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I shall present your WORST FEARS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! First, AMARIE!!
Amarie: What the… NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pink fluffy bunnies surround Amarie*
Amarie: THE FLUFFY-CUTENESS!!^ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Elevator: AND NOW HIEI!!!
*Kuwabaka^ appears in a woman's bathing suit*
Hiei: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Elevator: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
????: NOT SO FAST!!
Amarie: What the-
Hiei: Hell?
Elevator: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
????: NOT SOMEONE YOU WANNA KNOW!!
Amarie: I KNOW THAT VOICE!! IT'S-
????: *appears* I AM SUPER YAMI!!!
Hiei: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YAMI IN SPANDEX!! THE HORROR!!
Amarie: YAMI!!! WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
SY (Super Yami): I heard you were in trouble so I came to SAVE YOU!!
Elevator: WHAT CAN YOU DO TO STOP ME?!
SY: I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET BUT I WILL SOON!!
Amarie: Oh yeah, hell of a plan, "Super Yami" T_T
Hiei: Idiot…
SY: HEY!! Cut me some slack here!
Elevator: FEEL MY COLD HARD WRATH!! I SHALL REVEAL YOUR WORST FEAR!!
*nothing happens*
*cricket… cricket*
Elevator: What? WHAT HAPPENED?!
Amarie: If nothing appears…
Hiei: Then that means…
SY: YES!! I am FEARLESS!!
Elevator: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hiei and Amarie: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
SY: HAHA!!
Elevator: NOOOO! I HAVE FAILED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*doors open*
Hiei: YES!
Amarie: WE'RE FREE!!
SY: No need to thank me!
*cricket… cricket…*
SY: Oh yeah, thanks a WHOLE lot T_T
Amarie: How'd you get in here, Yami?
SY: Oh, I have my ways…
~*~*~*~*Flashback*~*~*~*~
Yami: *digging up through the ground* A saving I will go, a saving I will go, hi-ho the derioh, a saving I will go!
~*~*~*~*End Flashback*~*~*~*~
SY: *grins*
Amarie: Er… well… thanks, I guess…
Hiei: O_O *is traumatized by Kuwabaka)
Amarie: Poor thing… well, time to go exploring, bye Yami!
SY: Can… can I go with you?
Amarie: …Why?
SY: Well, I sorta got nothing better to do, and you might need protection…
Amarie: *thinking* I can protect myself, and I KNOW this is because you like me Yami Yugi! *talking* Yeah, sure, whatever…
SY: *thinking* YES!! *talking* Thanks. ^_^
Amarie: Let's go… ;__;
And so they travel on, unaware of what troubles await them. TUNE IN NEXT CHAPTER!!
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Yami: I DO NOT LIKE AMARIE!!
Me: Oh really?
Yusuke: I bet XD
Hiei: *irritated* …
Amarie: What's up, Hiei?
Kurama: Yeah, you seem tense.
Hiei: Nothing.
Seri: You sure?
Hiei: I'M FINE. NOW GO AWAY.
Amarie: Touchy touchy.
*walk away*
Hiei: Hn…
Me: Time to go everyone!!
Yami: I'M GOING TO MY TRAILER!!
Me: You don't HAVE a trailer!!
Yami: Oh yeah…
All: Ja Ne!!
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AN: Hey there everyone! It's that time again!!
Audience: *groans*
Oh, lighten up! Anyway, sorry if this chapter was short, but I'm in a hurry. It's true, I really DID see Underworld with meh Dad today, and it ROCKED!! *ahem* Anyway, onto the points.
^1: I made that up, you may use it if you want, BUT YOU MUST KNOW THAT IT IS MINE!!
^2: Not a typo, people, not a typo.
Anyway, that's all for now. I'll see ya'll next chapter. Ja!
~-Blaze-~