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Change of Face
Goku's POV
"Holy shit!"
What the hell? I'm looking at Sanzo's face but how can that be? I'm sure I was the one who entered...but if I'm him then where's me and who's in me? Too many questions...I've gotta think this over...
I walk back into the room and drop on the sofa. How could this happen? Thinking that things couldn't get any worse I decide to ask Gojyo...for unknown reasons though.
"Oi! Ero kappa!"
The lump didn't seem to hear which was pretty unlikely considering how small the room was. Probably and most likely, the lump didn't care.
"Gojyo!"
Still no answer.
Having enough in mind as it is, I began stepping (kicking actually) on the lump.
"GET-UP-STUPID-KAPPA!"
End of Goku's POV
Normal POV
"What the hell do you want? Can't a person get some sleep?"
What Goku had missed to take note of was since he was in Sanzo's body; he was no longer in his room but in Sanzo's room. This could only mean that this lump was not Gojyo but...
"Hakkai?"
'Hakkai' gave a puzzled look.
"...Hakkai?"
"Yeah, that's you."
"No, it isn't."
"Duh, it is."
"No it's not."
"Why deny the truth?"
"Dammit, do I even look like that three-eyed healer guy with the frozen stick-on smile!"
A brief pause of silence...
"Uh...yes?"
"Huh?"
"Did the same thing happen to you too?"
"What are you talking about, you stupid monk?"
"Don't call Sanzo--uh...me stupid!"
"Too bad cause you're acting that way."
"You're being mean, Hakkai."
"I'M NOT HAKKAI!"
"OK! Calm down!"
Taking a deep breath, 'Hakkai' quieted himself.
"What exactly is going on?"
"I don't really know but I'm not Sanzo."
"That's strange, you look like him and sound like him." 'Hakkai' replies sarcastically.
"I know but I'm not. I'm Goku."
"That explains the idiotic monkey-like behavior. I don't have time for this. Just give me the sutra and I'm out of here."
"Who are you exactly?"
"Kougaiji's right hand man, Dokugakuji."
"WHAT! So where's Hakkai?"
"How should I know! For all you know and for all I care, he could be in some smelly, toothless, old guy's body dying 'cause of heart failure, up in his mother's attic."
"That would be kinda funny. But this is still messed up. How are we gonna change back?"
"I'm not sure but there's a big chance that the others must have switched bodies too."
"All right then, let's go find them!" Goku confidently cheers, accompanied with a fist in the air.
"You don't look right doing that."
"Whatever. Ahh! My head still hurts!"
"Doesn't the monk drink? It's probably a hangover. Too bad for you."
"Not really. It's not all bad."
"What do you mean?"
"Hey, I'm Sanzo. THE priest Sanzo. I've got his gun, his fan and the Evil Sutra! And as an extra bonus, I'm tall and good looking! Think of all the things I could do and what people would do for ME!"
"The shallow things that make a dwarf happy… Tired of being behind the scenes?"
"Mind your own business."
"I would if I were in my own body."
"Stop acting like a smart ass."
"Then shut up."
"Fine! Let's go check on the others."
Both, Goku and Dokugakuji crossed the hall and entered the adjacent room.
On entering the room, they were greeted by the strangest of sights...
Gojyo was busy checking himself out (no, not that way...) in front of the mirror. Pinching his arms a few times, feeling his face and holding his hair up to eye level. It looked like he was having a hard time accepting the fact of finding out, for the first time, the existence of his muscles. After this open-mouthed charade, he sat back on his bed with an expression of disbelief.
Meanwhile, Goku, his body anyways, was quiet and looked deep in thought. (You don't see that everyday do you?) Closing his eyes once or twice.
The presence of the two brought 'Goku' and 'Gojyo' out of their 'What-the-fuck-happened?' looks.
This moment of silence was shortly followed by an unusual, uncharacteristical shriek from Gojyo.
"Baldie monk Sanzo!"
A/n: Well that's all for this chapter. I don't know what to say... If it's somewhat like someone else's story, I'm sorry and I didn't copy them, I swear. And thanks to UnknownAndInsane for reviewing and also to the 50 unknown readers. I'd appreciate anything you have to say about the story. Good or bad as long as it helps me improve.
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