Me: JOY TO THE WORLD, OUR TEACHER'S DEAD! WE BBQ'D HIS HEAD!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BODY?? WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY!!
Amarie: ALRIGHT, WHO GAVE HER THE PIXI STIX??!!
Everyone else: NOT ME!!
Me: AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES! AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES!!
Kurama & Yusuke: MAKE IT STOP!!
Hiei, Yami & Seri: THE HORROR!!
Me: AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNDDDDDD AND ROUND IT GOES!! *bows* THANK YOU, THANK YOU!! *falls over* OWW- oooohhhh… gum ^_^
Everyone else: O_O;;;
Yami: I guess it's time to…
Audience: PICK THE DISCLAIMER!! *cheers*
Seri: *jumps* I'm never going to get used to that…
Me: WOOHOO!! *picks papery slip o' disclaimer-ness* This chapter's disclaimer is… KUNIKO!!
Kuniko: *appears* Blaze owns nothing but the EAOCS (T_T), Amarie, a disturbingly large collection of plushies/posters, and now, thanks to Naomi^, an extremely accurate replica of the key to the anime world. *disappears*
Me: Thanks, Mi!
Naomi: No problem, Blaze. ^_^
Amarie: RECAP TIME!!
Everyone else: *anime drop* @_@
"Amarie: Er… well… thanks, I guess…
Hiei: O_O *is traumatized by Kuwabaka)
Amarie: Poor thing… well, time to go exploring, bye Yami!
SY: Can… can I go with you?
Amarie: …Why?
SY: Well, I sorta got nothing better to do, and you might need protection…
Amarie: *thinking* I can protect myself, and I KNOW this is because you like me Yami Yugi! *talking* Yeah, sure, whatever…
SY: *thinking* YES!! *talking* Thanks. ^_^
Amarie: Let's go… ;__;
And so they travel on, unaware of what troubles await them. TUNE IN NEXT CHAPTER!!"
Me: ONWARD!!
{A few quick points: Every time the narrator dewd^ speaks, it'll be in bold. Also, Yami will now be referred to as plain old Yami instead of SY (Super Yami).
Yami: DAMN!!
Get over it e_e}
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Chapter 11: Singing and BARNEY BASHING!!
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Amarie: Where do we go now?
Yami: I don't know…
Hiei: *woke up* Can we REST now?
Yami & Amarie: NO!
Hiei: *sniff* ;__;
Our now 3 heroes were walking around, bored to the point of near insanity. *coughpastinsanecough*
Amarie: I'm bored…
Yami: Me too…
Hiei: Me three…
Amarie: *starts to hum* Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm…
Hiei: Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm,
Yami: Hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm…
Amarie: *starts to sing* I hate you…
Hiei: You hate me…
Yami: Let's get together and…
All 3: Kill Barney! With a double barrel shot gun, shoot him in the head…
Amarie: Uh-Oh…
Hiei: I think…
Yami: Barney's…
All 3: DEAD!!^
What a charming little song…
Hiei: BARNEY BASHING!!
Amarie: w00t!!
Yami: Let's bash some more!
Amarie: Joy to the world, Barney's dead!
Hiei: We BBQ'd his head!
Yami: What happened to the body?
Hiei and Amarie: WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY!!
All 3: And round and round it goes! And round and round it goes! And roooOOOOOoooooooooouuunndddd and round it goes!
O.O;;;;
Hiei: Did you hear about the time the dude in the Barney costume caught on fire?^
Yami: Yeah, I can just imagine how it went!!
Amarie: *as Barney* Huhhuh, Hi kids!
Hiei and Yami: *as kids* HI BARNEY!!
Amarie: *suddenly, "lights on fire"* AAAHHHH!!! Huhhuh, kids, get me a LARGE bucket of water!!
Hiei: Oh, Barney!
Yami: You're so funny!
Amarie: I'M NOT KIDDING YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!! I NEED WATER!! I'M ON FIRE!!
Yami and Hiei: *gasp* BARNEY!!
All 3: *crack up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Awwww, they're getting along o^_^o Meanwhile…
~*~*~*~*At Yusuke's House*~*~*~*~
Kurama: Huh?
Yusuke: What's up, Kurama?
Kurama: I don't know why, but I just thought of the Barney Basher song…
Yusuke: O_o o-k Kurama…
~*~*~*~*Back at the Mall*~*~*~*~
Yami: I have the sudden urge to sing…
Hiei: Me too…
Amarie: Yeah, me three…
Yami: COSTUME TIME!!!
*costumes magically appear out of nowhere O_O;;*
Yami: OO'
Hiei: Uhh…
Amarie: Conveniant…
~*~*~*~*Not too Long Later…*~*~*~*~
*music starts*
Yami: OW!! DO YOU LOVE ME?!^
Hiei and Amarie *as backup singers*: Do you love me?
Yami: DO YOU LOVE ME?!
H&A: Do you love me?
Yami: DO YOU LOVE ME?!
H&A: Do you love me?
Yami: Noow that Iii can daaaa
Hiei: aaaa…
Amarie: aaaa…
All 3: DANCE!!
Yami: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
All 3: *pose*
W00t!!
Yami: *bows* Thank you, thank you!
Hiei and Amarie: *bow* =)
Yami: WOO!! That was fun^_^
Hiei: I gotta admit, it was pleasurable…
Amarie: Pleasurable? It was downright great!
Yami: But one question…
Hiei & Amarie: Yeah?
Yami: What now?
Amarie: O_O *falls over* @_@
Hiei: Not again…
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Me: BARNEY BASHING!!
Everyone: BOOYA!!!
Yami: Isn't my singing boo-ti-ful?
Hiei: Oh, it was BOO-ti-ful alright.^
Amarie: VERY boo-ti-ful!
Hiei and Amarie: *start laughing*
Everyone else but Yami: *join in*
Yami: Shut up… SHUT UP… SHUT THE F*** UP!!
Everyone else: O_O
Yusuke: We-we gotta go now…
Kurama & Amarie: Yeah…
Everyone: BYE!!
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AN: HEY EVERYONE!! It's the same day… OH WELL!!
Sniff… 8wipes tear from eye* 56 reviews… I feel so loved… PARTY!! Everyone who reviews gets a plushie of their choice, and a piece of cake^_^
Amarie: w00t!! YOU ROCK!!
Thank you, thank you very much. POINT TIME!!
^1: Naomi is another character I made up. She's Amarie's friend^_^
^2: That isn't a typo, idiots, I'm naming the narrator Narrator Dewd for no apparent reason at all o.O
^3: THE BARNEY BASHER SONG!! It's just a song me and some other kids at school sing to show our hatred towards Barney^_^
^4: I was thinking about that one episode of Sister Sister where they entered the talent show and sang that song…
^5: Believe it or not, that actually happened XD I cracked up when my Dad told me about it.
Hehheh, this chapter was created out of hyperness. I had coffee this morning, and then a box of Snow Caps at the movie theater. SUGAR!!
*ahem* Anyway, Ja Ne!
~-Blaze-~
P.S. Hey Draith… *whispers* SPLOOGEY 2!!^_^