Unplanned Pregnancies

Summery: Hogwarts has seen Werewolves to Goblins. From Goblins to Muggle-born Witches and Wizards. From Muggle-born Witches and Wizards to half and half. But when a prank is played, can it handle the outcome? Two Pregnant Teenage Wizards and Witch? Containing MPREG

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter! The wonderful, magnificent J.K. Rowling does! So…yeah…BOLD PRINT!

Chapter Eight: Of Pregnancy and Fainting

Snape had to leave the wing and go back to his class. So Madame Promfrey was alone as she healed Hermione's head. It was bleeding.

"All right, done with her." Madame Promfrey muttered. She went to her office and started looking through old books that could/would explain their symptoms.

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Professor Dumbledore was walking to the Hospital Wing. He heard what happened to Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and he needed to see what was going on. It was after dinner, so it was later in the evening.

He opened the door quietly and walked into the wing. Madame Promfrey was standing next to Harry, speaking quietly with him.

"Potter, you're going to have to stay awake."

"No." He said stubbornly.

"Potter, if you do not stay awake, I will not give you any meals."

Harry sat up, his arms crossed. "Fine."

Hermione and Ron were already awake. Ron was rubbing his arm.

"Poppy, what is going on?"

Madame Promfrey looked at Dumbledore. "I'm waiting for my test results. They should be here shortly."

Dumbledore looked at the three patients. Ron was still rubbing his arm. Hermione was tapping her fingers impatiently, and Harry was glaring at the wall.

Madame Promfrey allowed Dumbledore to sit down in a vacant seat that was between her office and Harry's bed.

There was a loud beep, and Madame Promfrey sighed. "That should be the test results. I sent them to St. Mungo's." Madame Promfrey walked to her office, and grabbed three pieces of parchment, folded, and sealed with the St. Mungo's crest. She opened the first one and carefully read the first line…four times.

Hermione M. Granger: Blood Test Positive for pregnancy.

Madame Promfrey's mouth opened. She walked out of her office, and went to Dumbledore. She continued to read the rest.

Hermione M. Granger: Blood Test Positive for pregnancy.
Child's Father: Ronald B. Weasley
How Far Along: 12 Days
Blood test results tested by Head Healer Jo Ann Riley.

Madame Promfrey handed the parchment to Dumbledore. She didn't even bother to open the other letters. Dumbledore looked at the test results. His eyes grew wide. He looked from Madame Promfrey, to Ron, to Hermione. "Oh Merlin…we have an epidemic."

"What? What? Am I dying?" Hermione asked, fear evident in her voice.

"I think we need to get a hold of Mrs. Weasley before we can tell you your result Ms. Granger." Dumbledore said. He got up from his seat and went to Madame Promfrey's office, where there was a fireplace.

"Why do you need my mum?" Ron asked.

"You should know Weasley." Madame Promfrey said, walking away from him.

Ron looked at Hermione. Hermione looked like she was going to cry. "It'll be okay Hermione." Ron said sympathetically. Hermione nodded her head.

"Okay."

Dumbledore came out of Madame Promfrey's office, Mrs. Weasley in her apron behind him. "What is going on Albus? You said something happened. Is Ron alright? Ron! What happened to you? Are you ill?"

Dumbledore silenced Mrs. Weasley's questions. "Molly, we have some issues…that we would like to clear with you. Mr. Potter and Mr. Malfoy, would you mind going into Poppy's office for a moment."

Harry got out of bed and went to the bathroom. "I'd rather not. I think I'm going to be sick."

Malfoy got out of bed and went to Madame Promfrey's office. Dumbledore silenced the room, and he had Mrs. Weasley take a seat.

"Now, I need everyone to be quiet as I explain the test results." Madame Promfrey said.

Everyone nodded his or her heads. Hermione's heart was beating against her chest, and she thought everyone could hear it.

"I took blood from Mrs. Granger earlier today and I sent it to St. Mungo's for analyzing." Madame Promfrey took a deep breath. "In the results that I got back, they told me the following information,

"Hermione M. Granger: Blood Test Positive for pregnancy.
Child's Father: Ronald B. Weasley
How Far Along: 12 Days
Blood test results tested by Head Healer Jo Ann Riley."

It was silent in the room.

"What?" Mrs. Weasley managed to say.

Hermione felt her gut flip several times and it landed on the floor.

"It means, Mrs. Granger is having Mr. Weasley's child." Dumbledore said.

"What?" Ron choked out.

"This is insane! I'm only 17! I can't be." Hermione said, shaking her head.

Mrs. Weasley turned to Ron. "Ronald David Weasley what have you been doing? I know I should have kept you home this summer."

"But mum!" Ron managed to say, before being interrupted.

"You are only 17. You haven't even finished school, and you aren't even dating this girl. You always said you were just friends. How can you do this?"

"Mrs. Weasley-"

"I haven't even started on you yet. Wait until I owl your parents! They'll take you out of this school faster than you can say quidditch." Mrs. Weasley's temper was flailing.

"Mum, you have to listen-" Ron said, cutting into his mothers tirade.

"I'm am not going to listen to this. You did something way out of your league young man." Mrs. Weasley said, standing up and pointing at Ron.

That was Ron's cue. Almost instantly, his bottom lip started to tremble, and he got a lump in the back of his throat.

Harry walked out of the bathroom, and stopped. He looked at his best friend.

Tears started pouring down Ron's face. Mrs. Weasley lowered her hand and she looked at her son.

This was Ron Weasley, the boy who hasn't cried since he was a little child and his older brothers turned his teddy bear into a spider. The boy who has faced many dangers, and risked his life many times. The boy who was best friends with the Boy Who Lived. And he was crying. This scared Harry, because he has never seen Ron cry.

Hermione had never seen Ron cry in her life. She never imagined him crying either.

"Mum!" He choked out, wiping at his eyes. "You do-don't kn-know how to, to li-list-listen! Mme and Her-Hermione are ju-just frien-friends. We ha-have ne-never do-done anything to, to jepa-jepard-jeopardize th-that!"

Harry slowly walked back into the bathroom.

Mrs. Weasley raised an eyebrow at her son. She believed him. She turned to Madame Promfrey and Professor Dumbledore. "He's telling the truth Albus."

"But how?" Madame Promfrey said.

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Snape was looking through an old potions book he got from the Library. He had written down several of the symptoms that Hermione had, and he started looking for a cause. He also checked his supply cupboard and wrote down exactly what was taken, and the dosage.

"Severus, I think I know what is wrong with them." Emily said. She joined in on the search for the potion that they took. She had another old book.

"What?" Snape asked, looking up from his book.

"I think they're pregnant."

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"You said that you got test results for the three of them, correct?" Dumbledore asked. He just instructed Harry to sit down, and Hermione filled Harry in on what had happened. Hermione was near tears, and Ron was in tears. Harry was taken aback.

"I did, yes." Madame Promfrey said.

"What does Ron's say?" Hermione asked. She was more worried about Ron and Harry than herself.

Madame Promfrey opened a letter. She looked at the first line. "This one's Po-" Her eyes grew wide. Mrs. Weasley and Dumbledore looked at the parchment.

"This is impossible. He's a boy for Merlin's sake!" Mrs. Weasley said shrilly.

Madame Promfrey opened the last one. "This one says the same thing."

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Emily ran through the corridors and to the Hospital Wing. She flew through the door, and nearly collided into Dumbledore.

"Emily, this is important business." Dumbledore said.

"No! I know what's wrong with them. Severus calculated everything up. They're pregnant."

"What?" Harry said. He and Ron still hadn't found out their results.

"That can't be Emily." Mrs. Weasley said.

"No. Remember when Severus told you someone broke into his cupboard? Well, it ended up he or she stole all the ingredients to make a pregnancy potion. And he or she stole enough for three people. These three. It's all right here on this parchment. Severus double checked it after I did." Emily said breathlessly.

Ron sobered up enough so he didn't stutter. "What are you talking about?"

Emily turned to Ron. "You're pregnant. The three of you."

Once again, the room began to spin. Once again, Ron blacked out for the second time that day.

BB/N: This was an interesting chapter. It's only four pages, but there are exactly, 1,494 words. And I'm not adding the BB/N so there is probably more. Anyway, it was short…sort of. I can't wait to see what happens next.

And since you know, I'm on 13 years old, born May 22, 1991; I barely have a clue as to what they're going to go through. So I have to do some research on pregnancy! Yeah!

There are some things in here…that I think are basically impossible. Like…knowing how far along a person is…using only a blood test…yeah…

Also…sometime today…depending if I go to school or not, I'm going to repost the beginning chapters. Reasons:

One: Grammar Mistakes

Two: The potion ingredients are bothering me. I found a website that had actual potion ingredients and I'm going to use those.

Three: Just because I want to!

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