*laying on plushie pile in room*
Hiei & Amarie: *playing racing game on PS* I'LL WIN!!
Seri: *on internet* WEEHEE!! Neopets =^.^=
Kurama & Yami: *dueling*
Kai: *laying on pile w/ me* Another chapter, eh?
Yup! ^__^ I'd like to thank all of the reviewers who have read and reviewed my story. I didn't think it was that good, but look at it now! 90 reviews, and only one flame (If it even is a flame, I couldn't tell XD) I really appreciate all of your help, thanks guys!
Kai: …That was deep, Blaze.
Yup XD It better have been, I spent an hour working on it. *holds up index card with speech on it)
Kai: *anime fall**sweatdrop*
No need for pick the disclaimer today-
Audience: Awww…
Cuz I promised James he could do it. So come on in, James!
James: *comes into my room* WEEHEE!! I'M DISCLAIMING!! LOOKIT, DRAITH!! *ahem* Blaze owns nothing but the DOTDF^, a silver rose whip, the millennium puzzle, an anime key replica, a disturbingly large plushie collection, the EAOCS, and Hiei's katana =^_^=
Hiei: My WHAT?!
Me: Ehhehhehheh… ^-^;;
Kai: We'd better recap…
"Amarie: LOOK!! I SEE THE BATHROOM!!! *points to bathroom 10 feet away*
All: *run to bathroom*
*herd of tigers run by behind them*
Tigers: *singing* My girl, my girl, MY GIRL! Talkin 'bout, MYY girl, MY GIRL!!
All: O_o
Hiei & Yami: *run into bathroom*
Amarie: *sigh* We made it…
Hiei & Yami: *come out*
Yami: Aaaahhh…
Hiei & Amarie: O_O _ HAVE SOME DECENCY!!
Yami: O_O;;
All: *stomachs growl*
Amarie: I'm hungry…
Hiei: Me too…
Yami: Me 3...
What will the heroes… and Yami… (Yami: DAMN!!) do now? Tune in next time to find out…"
Rei: Let's go…
Hiei: GIVE ME MY KATANA!!
NEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRR!!!! *runs*
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Chapter 14: FOOD FIGHT FRENZY!!
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Hiei: Need… food…
Amarie & Yami: Agreed…
All: *fall*
Last time, our heroes… and Yami… (Yami: DAMMIT, WHY?!) were fatigued from hunger. After searching for food, they finally collapsed on the floor.
Amarie: We're not… gonna make it…
Hiei: I guess… it's goodbye…
Yami: WAIT!! OVER THERE!! *points to food court*
Food court: *glows gold whilst a choir sings Hallelujah*
Everyone: YAAY!!
Since they were too tired to walk, the three had to crawl to their destination.
All: *reach food court* FOOD!! YAYNESS!! *start stuffing their faces*
Hiei: *eating sweet snow T_T*
Amarie: *eating pizza*
Yami: *eating sushi*
All: THANK RA FOR FOOD!! ^________^
Unknown to Hiei, he had dropped a bit of his sweet snow. Taking a step forward to get more, it slipped from under his foot and hit Amarie in the face. (HAHAHAHA!! *is hit with frying pan* HEY!!)
*SPLAT!*
Hiei: O_O
Yami: O_O
Amarie: _______
Hiei: Hehhehheh, whoopsies?
Yami: Uh-oh…
Amarie: HIEI…
Hiei: SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY!!
Amarie: *throws piece of pizza at Hiei*
Hiei: *ducks*
*slow motion*
Pizza: (in slow mo) Heading towards Yami*
Amarie: YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIII!!!! DDDDDUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Yami: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
*End slow motion*
*SPLAT!*
Hiei: O__O;;
Amarie: O__O;;
Pizza: *lands in Yami's hair*
Yami: MY HAIR!!! Amarie, you will PAY!!!
Amarie: MEEP!! O_______O;;;
Yami: *throws sushi at Amarie*
Sushi: *hits Amarie*
Amarie: _____
Hiei: *cracking up* HAHAHAHAHAH!!! *is hit with sushi AND pizza* T_T Oh NOW IT'S ON!!
An all out war was created. Food was flung from every direction! The food court was an instant disaster area!! Each of the three soldiers, which in this story are Hiei, Amarie and Yami, hid behind a counter with ammo and a squadron of squirrels from the EAOCS O_o
*patriotic music plays*
~*~*~*~*Soldier Yami*~*~*~*~
Yami: Alright, the situation is dire, but we can pull through and win this war!
Yami's Squirrels (YS): YAAY!!
~*~*~*~*Soldier Hiei*~*~*~*~
Hiei: ALRIGHT, TROOPS!! THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION! ARE. YOU. READY?!
Hiei's Squirrels (HS): WE ARE READY!!
Hiei: I can't HEAR YOU!!
HS: WE. ARE. READY!!!!
Hiei: GOOD! NOW GO OUT THERE AND WIN WIN WIN!!
~*~*~*~*Soldier Amarie*~*~*~*~
Amarie: Okay guys, this the battle to end all battles! This is the fight of the century! THIS IS WAR!!
Amarie's Squirrels (AS): WAR!!
Amarie: And we must WIN this war for the sake of all that is random and pointless!!
AS: FOR THE SAKE OF RANDOMNESS AND POINTLESSNESS!!
Amarie: LET'S GO, TROOPS!!
AS: RA!! RA!! RA!!
~*~*~*~*Regular POV*~*~*~*~
Hiei: Okay guys, FIRE!!
HS: *fire watermelon bazookas at Amarie and Yami*
Amarie: LET 'ER RIP!!
AS: *shoot Yami and Hiei with olive shotguns*
Yami: GO!!!
YS: *bombard Hiei and Amarie with tomato catapults*
And the war raged on, neither side of the triad showing mercy. But finally, an extremely random thing happened.
Amarie: *is hit with one of Yami's tomatoes* I'M HIT!! Gasp**falls over dramatically*
AS: MASTER!!!
Amarie: *all sappy-like* My troops… we must now… end the war. My time is fading… farewell… *hand falls in slow mo*
AS: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Hiei: *is hit by Amarie's olive shotgun* SOLDIER DOWN!!
HS: NOOO!!!
Hiei: My troops, the war… is over… goodbye… *same thing v_v*
HS: MAAASSSSTTTTTEEERRR!!!!!!
Yami: *is hit with Hiei's watermelon* Oh crap… *faints* X_x
YS: YAHOO!!! PARTY!! PARTY!!
And so, the war had ended, the three soldiers knocked senseless. Let's let them sleep and end the chapter…
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Seri, Kurama, Hiei, Amarie, Yami: *still occupied*
w00t!! That must've been FUN!!
Kai: It looked messy…
That's cuz it WAS messy! ^__^
Kai: T_T
Well, we better get going.
Kai: Yup.
Both: Ja Ne!
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Hey guys! Rurouni Kenshin is on in 10 minuites, so I gotta make this quick.
Here's the point:
^1: Dragon of the Darkness flame =^^=
Hiei: YOU HAVE MY ATTACK TOO?!
Also, that lil speech I said in the beginning? It's true^_^ Thanks to you all!!
TAKE 2 PLUSHIES OF YOUR CHOICE!! =^.^=
Gotta go, Ja!
~-Blaze-~