Unplanned Pregnancies

Summary: Hogwarts has seen Werewolves to Goblins. From Goblins to Muggle-born Witches and Wizards. From Muggle-born Witches and Wizards to half and half. But when a prank is played, can it handle the outcome? Two Pregnant Teenage Wizards and Witch? Containing MPREG

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter! The wonderful, magnificent J.K. Rowling does! So…yeah…BOLD PRINT!

Chapter Twelve: Mashed Potato Suckers

BB/N: Before I start this chapter, I know there are some questions that need to be answered. So, yeah, here are the questions, and hopefully I can give you the answers.

artemicion: Ronald B Weasley? Why B? Is that a typo or did Malfoy do it on purpose?

Bob Bennit: All right, lets see. I read on a website that Ron's middle name was Billius. I just thought I would use that. Thank you person! I shall change it when I start fixing grammar… :)

Tanydwr: Has anyone worked out that it was Malfoy who gave them the potion, originally intending (I expect) to make them ill/kill them?

Bob Bennit: I haven't gotten that far yet. But I think I'm going to keep it a mystery…but I could make an extra odd plot twist…I guess I'll just have to wait and see what I come up with.

xPussyWillowKittenx: How is the baby going to get out of that puny itty witty molecule sized hole?

Bob Bennit: I think it's going to be a cesarean section. So don't worry about the "hole". :)

charmedsisters: You know that Hermione's parent's and Ron's parent's will be with them, but whose gonna be with Harry?

Bob Bennit: I don't want to give the entire plot away, but they aren't going to be with Madame Promfrey. They'll be in St. Mungo's…that's all I can tell you…

You also asked why I killed Hedwig. Well, as of now, Hedwig is not dead. But not for long! Muhahahaha Muhahahaha (cough) Muhahahaha

Miss Anonymous hp: Where is Remus Lupin?

Bob Bennit: I had Lupin in me story, and then he kind of got deleted with the chapter. I'm trying to make this story have all of the characters, especially Peter Pettigrew, (For Later Use). I was thinking about making Lupin Harry's child's godfather, but I think that would be cliché.

oranfly: Maybe I missed it, but who is Ginny's boyfriend? Was she referring to Harry, Dennis, or Colin?

Bob Bennit: Harry is Ginny's boyfriend, even though it would be odd if Ginny dated Colin, and Harry was dating Luna, but having Ginny's baby. Great plot twist…but I like Harry and Ginny shippers better. Harry is definitely Ginny's boyfriend

Here is my own question. What are Hermione's parents' names? If anyone can answer, just…send it in a review.

BB/N: All right, here is the actual chapter. Mashed Potato Suckers

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking up a set of stairs, going to the owlry. Ron was going to mail his letter to his parents.

"Pig!" Ron whispered, when they got to the owlry. Some owls were flying in from their late night hunting. Ron whispered Pig's name a couple more times, and then, the small hyperactive owl flew down to Ron.

"Here, take this to Mum." Ron said, tying the letter to his leg.

Pig hooted once, and then he flew away, off into the distance and towards the Burrow.

"Let's go wake Dumbledore!" Harry said.

The three of them walked out of the owlry and they walked down the steps. "So, me and Ginny have a baby name, have you two thought of any?" Harry asked.

"I've thought of one." Ron said.

"So have I." Hermione said.

"Well what are they?" Harry asked. He opened the door to the Great Hall.

"Mine is-"

"What are we doing in the Great Hall?" Ron said, interrupting Hermione.

Hermione glared at Ron for a moment. "I don't know." She snapped.

Ron was about to say something smart back, when Harry said. "Dumbledore's in here, by himself."

Both Ron and Hermione looked into the Great Hall and saw Dumbledore by himself at the Head Table.

"Err…Professor Dumbledore?" Hermione asked.

Dumbledore looked up from where he was sitting. "Ahh, good morning children! What brings you here on such a beautiful morning?"

Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked towards Dumbledore. Harry and Ron silently agreed that Hermione could do all the talking.

"Well…" Hermione began. She explained their situation about Ron and his pants. And then she voiced her opinion about her and Harry getting clothes so they didn't have to get maternity robes twice or three times. Dumbledore listened, not interrupting once.

After a moment, Dumbledore was about to say something, but Snape and Michelle walked into the room, pausing at the double doors. "Is this a personal problem?"

"No! Not at all." Dumbledore said.

Snape and Michelle walked to the Head Table. Michelle sat on Snape's lap. Snape dished some food onto Michelle's plate, and promptly ignored the situation, talking to his daughter and reading the Daily Prophet at the same time.

"As I was about to say. You can go this very morning and go get robes. Severus, is Emily busy today?"

"No. Mommy just going to grade parchments and stuff." Michelle said, talking around her eggs.

"Severus, are you doing anything?" Dumbledore asked.

"No I'm not." And as soon as Snape said that, he knew he shouldn't have.

"Good! You can take Mr. Potter, Miss Granger, and Mr. Weasley shopping again."

"Shopping for what?" Snape asked. A million things went through his mind as he began thinking about what three teenagers would want. Three pregnant teenagers.

This was not the idea Harry, Ron, and Hermione had. They didn't want to go shopping Snape, even though it was enjoyable. But they didn't say anything.

"They're just buying clothes." Dumbledore said.

Snape thought about it for a moment. It's not like he had a choice. Dumbledore always forced him to do things that he didn't want to do. "What about Michelle? I promised Emily that I'd watch her today."

"If it's okay with them, I'm sure she can come along."

Snape looked at Harry, Ron, and Hermione. His glare that was directed at them was quite scary. They nodded their heads simultaneously. Michelle grinned. "Ohh! Can I go Daddy? They said I could. Can I? Please? I promise I'll be a good girl."

Snape sighed. He stared at his plain looking oatmeal before looking at Michelle. "Yes you can come along Michelle." Then he glanced at his watch. It was 6:30 a.m. "You three have to be ready in the next thirty minutes."

Ron nodded his head. He turned around, and walked away, Harry and Hermione following him. When the three of them got to the corridor, Harry grumbled, "This is gonna be interesting."

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were waiting for Snape in the Entrance Hall. They were all wearing what they were wearing earlier. Harry and Hermione were in their school uniforms, and Ron was in his uncomfortable pants and t-shirt.

"So, what was the baby name you picked?" Harry asked.

"Oh. I think Nicole is a pretty name. And Danielle as a middle name." Hermione said.

"Nicole Danielle Weasley. You know Ron, that has a nice ring to it."

Both Ron and Hermione blushed scarlet. "Shut up Harry." Ron mumbled.

"Anyway, what name did you pick out Ron?" Harry asked, ignoring his friends' embarrassment.

"I like Kara. It's a pretty name. And Matilda. I've always liked Matilda." Ron said.

"Ron, you scare me." Harry said.

"It's not like you haven't done this…" Hermione said.

"Ginny and me picked Benjamin William Potter. We didn't go through and say what was cute and what wasn't."

Ron was about to retort when Snape appeared with Michelle. Snape was wearing his normal attire, all black. But Michelle was wearing black stockings and a dark blue plaid skirt and a white shirt with a dark blue sweater vest. She was wearing black shoes with buckles on them. Her hair was down.

"Are you ready?" Michelle asked. She was excited because she had never been in Hogsmeade before.

"Yeah we're ready." Hermione said.

Snape sighed. With Michelle's hand in his, he and the other walked towards the door.

The walk to Hogsmeade wasn't that bad. They couldn't apparate, because Michelle didn't want to. So they walked. Michelle was extremely excited, and Ron found it funny.

"How many shops are in this place?" Michelle asked Hermione.

"Err…a lot I guess. I've never really counted.

"Are there animals there?" Michelle asked.

"There's a pet store, it that's what you mean." Snape said.

"Daddy can I get another animal?"

"No, you have a kitten."

"But what if my kitten needs a friend?"

"I'm sure David is a good friend."

Michelle looked like she was surprised. "You're right."

They walked into an almost deserted Hogsmeade. All the shops were open, but they weren't a lot of people out shopping at 7:25a.m. "What shop are you going to?"

Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked around at the many shops. There were some that they could go to, but then again, there were some they didn't want to go to.

"Let's just go to that one." Harry said, pointing to a shop across the road from Huneydukes. It was small, with a large sign in front of the shop. It said, "Shopping for Everyone".

They went to that shop. An older woman owned the shop, and once Snape explained the situation, she led them to maternity clothing. It was a coincidence that she had both maternity clothing for men and woman. She explained that her sister couldn't bare children, so her husband had all five of their children, and he needed special clothes. So she made the clothes for the husband.

Ron exhaled as he saw the robes. They weren't pink, like he feared. The majority of them were black and blue, just right for Hogwarts.

"Let's get this over with." Hermione said. Her least favorite thing was shopping. It didn't what for, but it was her least favorite.

Harry and Ron went to one aisle and Hermione to another. What they thought was this was going to be the most uncomfortable trip of their lives, but instead, it was fun. Or at least amount, it wasn't unexciting.

Snape stood back, and watched. Michelle was with Hermione, picking out outlandish colors that Hermione would never wear. Snape also noticed that Ron strayed away from anything orange. Nothing was wrong with Harry as he picked out his robes.

A few minutes later, the three of them went to the counter and paid for their things. They all bought five maternity robes consisting of black…except Hermione. Michelle insisted that she get one color of maternity robe. It was scarlet (red).

"Are you ready to leave?" Snape asked. He was carrying Michelle because she said her feet got tired.

Hermione and Ron nodded their heads. But Harry was a bit hesitant. "I'm really hungry. I want corn…no better than that. I want mashed potatoes."

"Mmm…that sounds good." Ron said.

"Actually that sounds quite good." Hermione added.

"Do they sell mashed potato suckers at Huneydukes?" Harry asked, turning to Snape.

"Why don't you just ask them Potter?" Snape said, sarcastically.

"Daddy, you're mean!" Michelle said. She hopped down from his arms and marched away. "I'm going to ask them!"

They watched for about two seconds, before Michelle turned around and came back. "Which store is Huneyducks?"

"Huneydukes Michelle, and I doubt they have them there." Snape said.

Michelle sighed. She turned to Harry. "I did my best."

Harry, Ron, and Hermione laughed, and Snape just shook his hand. He grabbed his daughter by the hand, and they began to walk back to Hogwarts.

"Hey Ginny? Where's Hermione?" Neville asked.

Ginny looked up from the sheet of parchment that she and Dennis were looking at. "Err…She's with Harry and Ron. They're doing stuff."

"Oh…well there was an owl here for her." Neville said. He handed Ginny the letter. "Make sure she gets it…"

Ginny nodded her head. "I will."

Neville nodded his head, and then he left the Common Room. Luna was waiting outside for him.

"Now Ginny. Do you think Colin would like green or blue better?"

Ginny turned back to the parchment. They began to talk excitedly over the parchment, and they forgot about the disruption earlier.

"Hermione, did you send a letter to your parents earlier?" Harry asked.

Hermione flushed the toilet and washed her hands. She opened the bathroom door. "Yeah, while you were busy, and Ron was in his room, before we left. Why?"

Harry handed Hermione handed the letter from her parents. "Came this morning as well. Neville gave it to Ginny."

Hermione took the letter and opened it. She scanned it quickly, and then she pulled another letter out of the one she had. "They said hello, and hope you're doing well. They're still persisting that they know who the father is…that's about it." Hermione said quickly.

"What's that?" Ron asked. He pointed to the other letter she had. It was actually a large amount of parchment, folded into a letter.

"Oh…a letter from Viktor." Hermione mumbled, shoving it into her pocket.

"Oh." Ron said, nonchalantly. He was about to say something, but he changed his mind.

Harry saw the cross look on Ron's face. He decided to change the subject. "So…Err…it's 10:30 a.m. What are we doing now?"

"Standing in my room." Hermione snapped. She could tell Ron was going to say something. It made her irritable.

"We didn't ask for an attitude." Ron snapped back.

Before Harry could intervene, Ron and Hermione were at a flow blown row. Harry thought you could hear them screaming downstairs.

"WELL IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SNAP IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WOULDN'T BE YELLING AT YOU!" Ron yelled. His ears had gone a bright red color. Hermione's cheeks were equal in color.

"IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A GRUDGE AGAINST VIKTOR, I WOULDN'T HAVE SNAPPED!" Hermione shouted, equally loud. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM ANYWAY?"

Ron thought he could see red. "FOR ONE I LI-" He stopped.

"YOU WHAT RON? HUH?" Hermione asked, in a yelling type manner. She was frustrated.

Harry was edging closer and closer to the door. He was afraid someone was going to get hurt…and he didn't want to be it.

"NEVER MIND!" Ron bellowed. He left Hermione's room through the bathroom, and went to his bedroom. He slammed the door, and it seemed like the entire upstairs had shuttered under the slam.

Hermione yelled and turned away from Harry. Harry got the picture and he left Hermione's room. When he got downstairs, all activity had ceased. Everyone was looking at him. "What?" Harry snapped. Some first years were still looking at him, but almost everyone else went back to what they were doing.

"Harry, I hope they weren't having a row." Ginny said.

Harry jumped, as Ginny had come from nowhere. "Yeah they had a row…pretty heated, and loud."

"Oh that's not good for the…well…you know." Ginny said.

"I thought that too. But unless were made of steal, and they don't have wands, we should leave them alone for the moment."

Ginny shook her head. "I think I can handle Ron…Hermione is what I'm worried about."

"She won't do anything to herself, if that what you mean." Harry said, kind of alarmed.

"No, no. She gets stressed out over stuff. She really does like Ron, but she thinks he and Krum are competing over her, and it worries her. She doesn't want to loose Ron as a friend, but she doesn't want Krum to kill himself over her." Ginny said.

Harry nodded his head. "I know. I've known that since forever. But she actually stresses over that?"

Ginny shook her head. "You have no clue." Then she added, turning around. "I'm going to check on Ron, then Hermione."

Harry nodded. When Ginny was gone, he went to the couch and collapsed on it. He closed his eyes, and fell asleep almost instantly. It was going to be a long day, and it wasn't even noon.

BB/N: Everything has been so screwed up lately. I hope this was an extra long chapter for people, as forgiveness. If everyone who read this was a psychiatrist, I would explain to you how my week has been going. Anyway this chapter is long; I do not know when I'm going to finish this fanfic. I might just go on forever...and ever...and ever... I wish I could finish this before summer starts, and that's my goal…

I hope I answered most of the questions that people wanted asked….

And for everyone who read "I Wish" chapter three, Naomi/Megumi Ohira and me apologize for not fixing mistakes and stuff. We usually do that before we update, but of course…we didn't…

Anyway, I hope everyone has a good night.

"See ya on the flip side."

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