Kid: …this is what happens when Heart unleashes her British comedic music on your soul. The song Hakuba and Kaito are singing is the N Apostrophe T song by Tom Lehrer.

Also, there a bunch of songs I really like. So I am making a set of Magic Kaito songs….Most will be humor.

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It was recess for the students, except for Kaito, who had finally gotten in trouble for his card gun, and Hakuba, who was going over the plans for the upcoming Kid heist.

Kaito looked over concerned for the blond detective going over papers when a smirk crossed his face. After all, Hakuba will get it, right? He's British.

Kaito snuck behind him with a wide grin on his face before singing. "Isn't it a lovely day?"

Hakuba groaned. "No, it isn't."

Kaito looked down discouraged. Then his head popped up looking more hopeful. "Could you come outside and play?"

Hakuba looked up from the taskforce strategy. "No, I couldn't."

Kaito raised his eyebrow. "Did you ever take a hike?"

Hakuba rolled his golden eyes and went back to work. "No, I didn't."

Kaito beamed. "Well, how'd you like to ride my bike?"

Hakuba didn't give him the honor of making eye contact with the chirpy-when-raining classmate of his. "Frankly, I wouldn't."

Kaito threw his hands in the air and turned his back to him dramatically while he walked up the aisle of desks singing. "Isn't, couldn't, didn't, wouldn't! Is that all you can say!"

Hakuba growled and stood up, pointing to his desk. "Isn't, couldn't, didn't, wouldn't? Yes now go away!"

Akako giggled and sang. "The sweetest sound to me…It stands for not, I like it a lot. It's spelled N apostrophe T!"

Kaito turned again to face him, smiling, hands back down to his sides. "Have you ever tried to smile?"

Hakuba looked back down to his plans, silently cursing himself for acting out of his normal calm demeanor. "No. I haven't."

Kaito looked shock. "Won't you try it for a while?"

"No. I won't."

Kaito walked over and tapped on Hakuba's forehead questioningly. "Are there games to play in there?"

Hakuba grabbed the thief's wrist and tossed it back to his side. "No, there aren't."

Kaito looked at him strangely. "Then…why do you like to stay in there?"

Hakuba sighed. "Frankly…I don't."

Aoko got in the act too. "Haven't, won't, aren't don't…"

Kaito nodded. "Is that all you can say?"

Hakuba tilted his head back, holding himself from attacking Kaito then and there. "Haven't, won't, aren't, don't, and I said go away…"

Akako wrapped her arms around Hakuba's neck before sitting on him side saddled. "Grouches all agree! We get a glow from saying no with N apostrophe T!"

Hakuba as politely as he could, helped Akako dismount his lap…but was stunned to see, Kaito sitting on his desk, holding the plans and looking them over, when he turned back.

"Do you talk to anyone?"

Hakuba rolled his eyes at the question. "Noo…I don't." was the sarcastic reply.

Kaito transformed his plans into a paper airplane and launched it to Aoko. "Come on out and have some fun…"

Hakuba stood and took the plans from Aoko's hands, sitting back down. "No, I couldn't."

Kaito looked upset. "Can't you even tell me why!"

"No, I can't."

Kaito got up close behind him and forced the detective into a random glomp. "Will it kill you just to try?"

Hakuba looked at Kaito and knew of his secret, of him being the Kaitou Kid, which he often denied. "Well…I shouldn't."

Kaito spun to around and mimicked the earlier assault of Akako's looking at him thoughtfully. "Don't, couldn't, can't, shouldn't…" The goofy smile came over the magician's face as he pulled Hakuba to his feet. "Now try it once my way." Kaito held him by the shoulders made him look him in the eyes, and spoke clearly. "Do."

Hakuba echoed thoughtfully. "Do…"

"Could."

"Could…"

"Can."

"Can…"

"Should."

"Should!" Hakuba smiled a little bit. "Hey…that feels okay!"

Kaito put the plans in Hakuba's pocket and started to pull him outside. "So come along with me!"

Hakuba shrugged as they walked out of the classroom. "I'll give it a try, and say goodbye to n apostrophe…" Kaito replied, "N Apostrophe…" and together they said "N Apostrophe T!"

Then the bell rang to announce the end of recess. Kaito grimaced. Did he just spend his entire recess singing Tom Lehrer for nothing?

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