Hello, hello, this is Kaity. Last Magician of the Century, the author of these drabbles, is supporting his niisan in court! Good luck, Nate, hope you're not in too long! (Just kidding, guys)

Well, I managed to get a hold of "Kid's" notebook and he requested I type up his updates, and I am, and here I am! Akako Koizumi to Max's Kid. Only with a computer.

Well, according to his note, this was requested by one of his readers. It's "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.

(read the script and dies) Hei-chan!

-Begin Drabble-

The Phantom Thief had some free time before the police would arrive. He had planned to surprise the police officers by being there before them. Honestly, who WOULD miss out on a heist at a runway?

Kid stopped in front of mirror and smirked.

"I'm, too sexy for me love, too sexy for me love, love's going to leave me…"

Kid grinned stupidly while he sang it. This was fun. Laughing, he switched into the female modeling couture, and made himself appear as one of the girls, then gone out to the runway.

"I'm…too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts," he sang in a lovely alto tone and posed sensually. "I'm…too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan." Another pose was struck. "I'm…too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party." His feminine eyes narrowed and he stamped his foot, crossing his arms and turning his head up into a snotty pout. "No way I'm disco dancing!"

He then grinned sweetly as he started to walk down, his heels crossing each other. "I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk." He nodded confidently and on rhythm. "Yeah, on the catwalk. Yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk."

The Phantom Thief spun on his stiletto and struck a salsa pose, admiring how the sound echoes. "I'm…too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far…" His hand reached to the hat he was modeling and smiled. "I'm too sexy for hat, too sexy for my hat, whatcha think about that!" He tossed the hat into the seats and started to walk up the runway again. "I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk." He tilted his head back, and rolled his hips slightly, bending his knees until he was almost sitting, slowly working up. "Yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk."

The thief started to dance expertly. "I'm…too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my…"

He threw his head back and did a few motions that would make Jessica Simpson's video for "These Boots Were Made For Walking" look a little tame in her bar scene. "Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk! Yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk."

The kaitou relaxed and rolled his head before subtly dancing again. "I'm…too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat." The thief stood straight and returned to Poker Face. "I'm to sexy for me love, too sexy for me love…love's going to leave me…" He pulled off his disguise, returning to Kid costume. "And I'm…too sexy for this song."

He froze when he looked at the doors. There was Hattori and there was Kudo.

Hattori walked toward the walkway. "Do ya expect us to pay you for your services now?"

Kid laughed and they prepared the scene of the heist.

-End Drabble-

Kaity's Note: Who the HECK inspired THIS! (dies laughing)