Note: And now moving onto the issue of lack of beds in the game's inns.....while going along with the awkward plot I have going on right now. Randomness shall ensue. Disclaimer, take it away!

Disclaimer: Angelglory doesn't own anything appearing in this chapter. I do own the coats thoughs...

Now, time to reply to mah reviewahs:

Gcn-Sayian-Elite: Holy Crap! I can't believe I forgot about Yuan! Now I gotta put him in the story!

spacemelon: I shall!

The Zelda Master: I'm glad you like my fic so much! I wasn't even sure where I was going with the whole Martel thing...but now I got an idea...so hold to your seat(s)!

Death to followers of Cruxis: !

Artemis Mayeko: His name is Peter Griffin. Anyway, I'M SURE IF YOU COULD SAY MARTEL'S GONE INSANE....MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE THOUGH! ((evil laughter))

Gir is Kawaii: Invader Zim is teh awesome!

holyninjagirl: Hey, wake up! You'll miss the story!

Koharu-Soma: I have no idea where in the depths of my mind I got "The sky has dandruff" from....it will forever be a mystery.

Ryu-Warrior: Glad you're enjoying the story so much.

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Chapter 4: Inn Trouble! (( a.k.a "And Or" ))

It was a "turn the page, wash you hands" kinda day. Actually, it was night now. Anyway, moving along, the Tales of Symphonia heroes minus Lloyd were marching through the Triet Desert. They were looking for their dear idiotic swordsman and or friend and or "pet" and or--

"GET ON WITH IT!!!!" shouts the audience and or readers and or fans and or--

"I pity da foo' who don't get on widdit!" says Mr T.

Meep! Alright, I'll get on widdit! Anyway, the group continues their march through the desert when--

"Excuse me?" says Genis, whom I finally fixed back to normal.

Argh....What is it ferret freak?

"What happened to Flanoir? Weren't you going somewhere with the whole 'Zelos, Sheena and Colette at the mercy of Raine's wrath' thing? And what about me, Kratos, Presea and Regal out in the snow? And how come I'm not a ferret anymore? Huh? Huh?" bickered Genis.

Ah, sonnova bi--

PLEASE STANDBY. SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCE. insert elevator music and or random piano music and or awesomly awesome to keep readers busy music and or--

REVISED: Chapter 4: Inn Trouble! (( still a.k.a "And Or" ))

It was a "turn the page, wash you hands" kinda day. Actually, it was night now IN FLANOIR. Anyway, moving along, let's check in on Sheena, Zelos and Colette.

"Got any...uh...red cards?" Zelos asked, looking at Colette's cards.

"Go fish!" Colette squealed happily.

"Zelos, you have the only red card. We're not even playing Go Fish!" Sheena complained.

Colette titled her head to the side. "Oh...we're not? What game are we playing, Sheena?" she squealed/asked.

"We aren't playing anything! I was thinking of which card I would use to kill myself with before Raine gets to me again." Sheena said darkly.

"Oh, you're going to sacrifice yourself in order to save us? Wow, Sheena, I never knew you had it in you." Colette squealed/commented.

Sheena picked on of her cards and slapped over Colette's mouth. "Shut Up Seal!" she shouted.

"Mime Farry." Colette squealed from under the card. Try and guess what she says for the rest of the chapter....I'll give a prize of a whole lot of absolutely nothing and or a toaster and or lifetime supply of hash browns and or a free wrestling lesson from Raine and or--

"SHUT UP SEAL!" Sheena tries to shut me up...

But I'm too awesome to shut up! Nyuck nyuck nyuck!

And now onto the others: Kratos, Regal and, back in fur it's, Ferret Genis!

"Ferret Ferret..." ferreted Genis.

"Of course we're lost! How else would we know where we're going?" Kratos yelled.

"I thought being lost meant that we don't know where we're going." Regal questioned Kratos' methods.

"Oh...um...well...show me potato salad!" Kratos shouted, pointing off into the sky.

"Wha...?" Regal looked in the direction Kratos' was pointing.

Kratos, with Ferret Genis on his shoulder, made a run for it off into the snowstorm. "Yoink!" he exclaimed triumphantly.

Rgeal was now lost by himself in the snow. Sure, you'd think he'd eventually walk into one of the buildings. But since I'm not satisfied with just pummeling him with snowballs, I'm putting outside the city.

"WHAT?!" Regal shouted in horror as I boot him over the city walls. "AhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh!"

IT'S GOOD!

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MEANWHILE, Batman style! Colette's face flys at you from your computer screen then suddenly shrinks and goes away and or disappears and or vanishes from existance and or--

"Wait a sec...If we aren't holding the door closed, how come Raine hasn't come in yet?" Zelos asked, looking for Raine's shadow through the bottom of the closet door.

"Huh? Well, um....uh oh!" Sheena exclaimed as rapid foot steps were heard approaching the door.

Suddenly, Raine drop kicked the door open, crushing Zelos behind it. The crazed teacher held up some item with glory.

"BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY WING PACK!" she yelled. "Everyone inside!"

Nothing happened...

"Oh yes, I forgot...It only activates when a plothole is made." she explained to herself.

Colette looked around. "Mayor dib Mellows hand Fina hoe?" she squealed/asked.

Zelos' limp body fell out from behind the door. "I can't feel my beautiful face." he whimpered.

"There's the two dim-wits...now where's my Squishy?" Raine thought to herself, looking around the closet.

When suddenly, she noticed the coats hanging there. She leap to them and pushed some of them aside. "Squishy? You in here?" she asked the coats.

"Anyone here named 'Squishy'?" asked one of the coats to the rest of the coats.

"Nope, just us coats." said Sheena, hiding in one of the coats.

"Yeah, and I gotta say, Larry, did you get implants or something?" asked another coat.

"Oh well, whaddya know...I do seem a bit bustier than usual." commented Larry the coat.

Raine pointed at Larry. "You must be hiding Squishy! Gimme gimme gimme!" she demanded, jumping up and down.

"Hey! Don't be harassing our friend, mortal!" shouted the first coat.

"Oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me." Raine pleaded.

"Yeah, you better be sorry!" growled the second coat.

"Yeah! If I had pants, I'd get off this rack and teach you a lesson!" shouted the Larry.

"Right on! Mess with us coats again, we kick yo' ass!" Sheena said, following along with the coats.

"Woah woah woah, who was that? Which wonna you coats said that?" the first coat asked.

All of the coats looked at Larry. "Hey, it wasn't me! It was this hunnie hiding inside me." Larry said, opening itself up to show Sheena clinging onto the inside of Larry.

"Meep." Sheena squeaked.

"Squishy! There you are!" Raine squealed in delight as she pulled Sheena into a hug of doomedness.

"Ooh, kinky!" the second coat said, pulling out a camera from it's pocket and taking a picture.

"I hear that!" Zelos said, also taking a picture of the kinkiness.

Colette tilted her head. "Dan boats steven bake fixtures?" she squealed. ((Translation: Can coats even take pictures?)) I only gave that one away cause it woudn't make sense of what Raine says next...

Raine's eyes lit up. "I smell a plothole! Everybody inside!" she said, holding up the wing pack again.

PLOTHOLE! ACTIVATE! Sheena, Zelos and Colette zoom in the Wing Pack. Portable People, whee! XD and or X3 and or :3 and or :D and or--

Raine happily skips out of the inn, after putting the Wing Pack into her jacket, and right into Kratos. Kratos just stared at Raine for a few minutes, while Ferret Genis played in the snow, there was only one way out of this mess. The only way he knew how to escape a woman's wrath.

"Zelos did it! It's his fault Lloyd's gone! Please, oh please, spare my life!" Kratos pleaded, pratically crying as he hugged Raine's legs.

"Lloyd's gone? Where?! Where my puppy?!" Raine yelled, as she strangled Kratos.

"I know where he is!" a voice called out.

"Who's there?!" Raine asked.

"It is I! I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am Darkwing--"

"YUAN! Stop being an idiot and get out here!" Kratos shouted.

Yuan walked out from the shadows, looking very sad. "Aww, you ruined my cool entrance! I hate you!" he whined.

"Nevermind that! Where's Lloyd?!" Raine asked, almost strangling Yuan as well.

"Martel took him away." he said in fear of Raine's wrath.

"Ferret Ferret?" ferreted Genis.

"No, not Mithos' sister, Martel! That'd make her a zombie, and zombies are icky. Blech! It was the guardian of the Giant Tree, that Martel." Yuan explained.

"But what would Martel want with such an idiot?" Kratos asked aloud.

" -.- Ferret Ferret..." ferreted Genis. ((Translation: " -.- This is just like when Raine kidnapped Lloyd..."))

Dull silence...even Raine shut up....

Kratos shook his head and sighed. "At any rate, we should probably go to the Giant Tree. We'll most likely find Lloyd and Martel there." he spoke logically.

"Let's go..." Raine grumbled as she started out for the city limits.

YUAN JOINED THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ah! What the hell was that?!" Yuan screamed.

"Get use to it....you'll hear things like that a lot." Kratos said, patting Yuan on the shoulder. "Come on, let's get this crusade over with."

"I thought we were looking for Lloyd." Yuan said, giving Kratos an odd look.

Kratos looked around nervously. "You heard nothing..." He walks off after Raine.

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MEANWHILE AGAIN, Regal's face (( like so XD )) comes flying at your screen then zoom back out.

In the middle of nowhere and or the middle of a snowfield and or not in Flanoir and or--

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!" Regal chanted as he counted the imaginary fish leaping through the snow. "You know this isn't so bad after all, right Antonio Banderas?"

"Right you are, amigo." Antonio Bandares said before leaping off to join the fish.

Who says you have to be in a desert to hallucinate?

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MEANWHILE AGAIN AGAIN, Ferret Genis scurries about your screen then is chased by Presea.

Inside the Wing Pack, things are boring. At least until...

"Hey! I found something!" Zelos shouted. "It's a wall!"

"Mow! Me muss ge ginna mouse!" Colette squealed.

Sheena is seen in the background trying to stab one of her cards through her head.

"No, I don't think it's a wall," Zelos continued. "It's...very.......very......VERY....soft."

He went about feeling up this supposedly very soft wall. "I...have this feeling I've felt something like this before. Hmm...it feels so familiar." he commented.

Sheena stopped her attempted suicide to warn Zelos. "Zelos, I don't think you should be touching that wall. I think it's up against--"

"OH! I KNOW! It's....it's...IT IS! It feels so much like Raine's ass!" he said, hugging the wall gleefully.

Zelos is immediately smite'd by a gigantic bitch slap from Raine on the outside of the Wing Pack.

"SIMMA DOWN IN THA!" Raine shouts from outside.

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MEANWHILE AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN, Lloyd's face now flys at you but crashes into your computer screen then falls over.

Lloyd is seen running around the Giant Tree...okay it hasn't grown that much yet. But anyway, Matrel is sitting down on a big rock with a construction hat on, overseeing a new inn being built.

TIME LAPSE!!

And so the inn was finished and Martel deviously plotted to herself. "They'll never find they're way out of there." she snickered.

"Impending doom! XD YAY!" Lloyd squealed.

"Aw, that's a good Lloyd." Martel said, scratching Lloyd behind his like a puppy.

"X3" Lloyd emotion bubbled.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!! In the second part of "Inn Trouble!"....

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Martel is a da villain! Sorry this took so damn long to post....lack a da motivation and also working on other fics. R&R please! Thanks!