Note: Here's the second half of Inn Trouble! Be sure to read mah other fics as well! (shameless plug)
Disclaimer: Angelglory doesn't own anything appearing in this chapter. Not too sure about the sammiches though...
Now, time to reply to mah reviewahs:
Luna-Starr: I'm glad you enjoy 'Spiffy Symphonia'!
The Zelda Master: Argh! You were so close! The last line is actually, "Wow! We must be in a house!". I'll give you a prize anyway... (gives you a...uh...sammich)
Zelda's Fox 38: When you 'bitch kick' someone, it's enough. I hope you enjoy future chapters.
treekicker: I'm continuing continuing continuing...
Streek-has-returned471: OKAY!
Koharu-Soma: Impending Doom! Oh yeah!
BrokenAngel,ForgivenDevil: Well, I'm glad I could help you with that...
Beastwar-walrus12: And thus...I shall continue...No duh.
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Chapter 5: Inn Trouble! Part 2 (( a.k.a. Sammiches ))
It was a day. Our mostly together group of heroes had found Regal and was now on their way to-
"Woah woah woah! Hold on a second!" Zelos shouted, appearing next to mwahself.
What the hell now! I've had enough of you people interrupting me!
"What's with the day thing? Don't you usually put somthing stupid along with it?" Zelos inquried.
Nag, nag nag, nag nag! That's all I hear from you guys! If you think you can do this, go ahead. Write this damn chapter for me!
"Okay!" Zelos nodded happily. "I'll be glad to help ya out!"
Sorry, just kidding...you're supposed to be in the Wing Pack after all.
"Awww..." Zelos poofs out of sight and back into da Wing Pack.
Moving along...It was actually a Disco Bowlin' kinda day. Anyway, the ToS heroes landed their Rheairds conveiniently near a new inn, promptly called "Impending Doom on the Tales of Symphonia Heroes Inn".
"Hmm...Sounds safe enough." Kratos claimed, reading the name of the Inn.
"And it's conveiniently near the Giant Kharlan Tree." Yuan added.
"Wait, I thought Lloyd gave the tree a new name." Regal stated.
FLASHBACK! (cue cheesy inspirational music)
Lloyd looked up at the majestic tree before him. "This tree's name is...BOB!"
(cut music) "Bob?" Martel asked.
"Yeah! Bob's a great name! XD" Lloyd commented.
The entire world population facefalls...
END FLASHBACK!
"Let's just go inside already." Raine said, letting Sheena, Zelos and Colette out of the Wing Pack.
"Augh! Free! Free to see Raine's ass again!" Zelos shouted, stretching his arms out gleefully into the air.
Smite'd. Raine plows her boot into Zelos' face. "Not the face!" Zelos exclaimed.
"Would you knock it off already, Zelos!" Sheena complained.
"Ferret Ferret." ferreted Genis.
And so the heroes entered the Inn, only to come face to face with...Martel?
"...Has a mustache!" Sheena exclaimed. Sounds of Zelos screaming in agony can be heard in the background.
"I'm not Martel. I'm Marrrrt...y." Martel claimed, waving her hands around.
"Cut the act, Miss Marrrrty! I know it's you Martel! Give me back my puppy!" Raine yelled pointing an accusing finger at the Innkeeper. "You're shameful acts will make the Giant...ugh, Bob Tree wither and die!"
"The tree will only wither away if their is hate in peoples hearts...and stuff." Martel remarked, ripping the 'fake' mustache off and throwing it away. "I don't hate you...I really hate you!" She added.
Sounds of a tree falling down and exploding can be heard.
O.O;; Um...
Raine and Martel: Take 2. ACTION! "I don't hate you...I loathe you!" She added, shaking her fist at Raine.
No tree explosions can be heard. Phew...
"Why me? What'd I do to you?" Raine asked, shocked.
"You had Lloyd first! You've taken the feeling of getting something first away from me." Martel growled.
"Who would've thought Martel could be so childish." Kratos mumbled to Yuan.
"I did...but in a different way." Yuan giggled like a school girl.
ANYWAY, where's Lloyd?" Sheena asked Martel. "Since you're here, Lloyd has to be here. We came to get him back."
"He...uh...went to the grocery store." Martel claimed, looking off in some other direction.
Just then, Lloyd popped up from behind the counter. "I couldn't find anything called 'Passionate Sex with Me' down there. Are you sure it's under the counter?" He asked, tilting his head to the side.
"I-I...don't know what your talking about, Lloyd." Martel said nervously.
"But...I remember, 'cause you started kicking right after some people showed up..." Lloyd exclaimed.
FLASHBACK!
Lloyd stood behind the counter with Martel. "Lloyd! I want you to have some passionate sex with me under the counter." She announced.
"O...kay." Lloyd goes under the counter to find this 'Passionate Sex with Me' thing. "Where is it? All I see is your legs...the floor...and- OW!"
The ToS heroes arrived and entered the Inn, resulting in Martel slapping on a mustache and kicking Lloyd to stop.
END FLASHBACK!
"See? The flashback shows all!" Lloyd shouted, throwing his arms up into the arms enthusiastically.
"MARTEL! HOW COULD YOU!" Yuan cried. "I thought you loved me! Oh...wait, wrong Martel. Heheh."
"Puppy?" Raine said, seeing Lloyd.
"Professor! Eeeee!" Lloyd jumped over the counter and in front of Raine.
"I missed you! Yes I did! Yes I did!" Raine said, scratching behind Lloyd's ears like he was a puppy.
"Meow X3" Lloyd laid down on the floor, while Raine scratched his tummy.
"Awww..." Everyone else said, except Martel.
Just then, Presea slowly walked into the Inn. She looked very said as she said, "I couldn't find..." She saw Ferret Genis gnawing on his own tail. "GENIS :D"
"Ferret Ferret!" ferreted Genis.
Presea proceeded to scratch Genis like Raine did Lloyd.
"Awww..." Everyone said again, including Martel.
Zelos quietly turned to Sheena and held his arms out, hug-ready like, with one of his stupid smiles. "Come on...you know you wanna." He remarked slyly.
Smite'd. Sheena plowed her fist into Zelos' prettyful face. "My...My precious face." He whimpered, falling onto the floor.
"Awww..." Everyone else said except Sheena, who snickered instead.
"So? Now what? We got Lloyd back." Kratos said.
"No you didn't. But...If you survive one night here. I'll give Lloyd back." Martel announced.
"We...could just take Lloyd and leave." Regal commented.
No...No, not really. That'd ruin the plot. At least for this chapter...
"Can't you just change the plot?" Raine asked with hopeful eyes.
Ohhh...so beautiful. NO! Must resist. T-Tell you all what. If you stay, I'll give you all sammiches.
"OKAY!" Lloyd shouted with glee.
"Lloyd!" Everyone shouted angrily.
"What! I wanna sammich!" Lloyd whined.
Come on, guys. Just one night AND free sammiches. That's one crazy deal!
After convincing each other that free sammiches was way better than Raine making dinner, the ToS heroes agreed. Nyeh heh heh heh. Time Lapse to night time, to keep it fresh and a mystery who goes with who.
"Does the classic "RPG Inn rule" apply?" Zelos asked, appearing beside me again.
Yep. Why don't you refresh our readers' memories, Zelos?
"Sure thing." Zelos cracked his fingers and cleared his throat. "Ok, folks, listen up. As all of you RPG players know, there are never enough beds to fit your entire party at the inns. And since there's ten of us staying at the inn tonight. We get to pair off." Hearts fluttered into Zelos' eyes. "I hope you paired me with one of our lovely ladies, AG."
Huh? Oh, yeah sure, whatever. Hurry up and get outta here, I gotta keep writing the fic.
"Aww, can't I stay up here 'til it's my turn?" Zelos begged. "I wanna see what everyone else is up to!"
Argh, fine! Just stay out of the way!
Anyway, back to the fic, let's go to the first room! Let's see who's inside room #1! Well well well, looks like we got four characters in this room.
"Alright..." Kratos began with a serious glance over to Yuan. "You and your companions travel the dungeon, when suddenly you are faced with Dragon of Fear."
Yuan whined. "Damn! I knew I should've wore my Gauntlet of Orge Strength." He turned to Kratos. "Ya know Finland the Mighty, Martel promised she'd play with us once. Of course she died right after that."
"Cheer up, King Moltar the Great. Now let's get out their and slay that dragon." Regal said reassuringly.
"Hey, wait a minute. I'm still in the bar." Lloyd commented.
"How could you be? You all left for the dungeon." Kratos replied.
Lloyd bounced up and down. "No no, I stayed at the bar." He exclaimed.
"Now why would you do that?" Kratos raised an eyebrow.
"'Cause my barbarian needs ale for the journey, Duh!" Lloyd scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Alright fine. Anyway-" Kratos said before begin interrupted.
"Can I sneak attack the dragon with my thief?" Regal asked.
"No, it's the Dragon of Fear." Kratos stated.
"Well, can I just try seducing it?" Yuan asked stupidly.
"No! You can't. It's a dragon!" Kratos said angrily.
"Am I drunk yet?" Lloyd whined.
"What's your constitution?" Kratos asked, looking to Lloyd.
"Uh...fifteen." Lloyd replied.
"You're not drunk yet!" Kratos asnswered Lloyd, annoyed.
Regal was taken by surprise. "Geez, fifteen? My thief only has ten." He remarked.
Yuan laughed. "That's nothing! I have twenty-four charisma!" he said proudly.
There was silence in the entire room. "What! I'm just that damn sexy." He said, justifying his stats.
"Um, guys, the dragon?" Kratos asked, about to lose it.
"Screw the dragon! Aren't I drunk yet!" Lloyd shouted.
Kratos' eyes twitched , followed by him quickly standing up kocking over the table. "You know what! Lloyd dies of alcohol poisoning and the dragon kills you both!" He yelled, running out of the room, screaming something about 'Saffles' as he left.
"Aw, come on Kratos! We were only kidding!" Lloyd ran out after him.
"Wow, Kratos sure can be one whiny S.O.B." Zelos commented.
Well, playing D and D with an idiot like Lloyd can do stuff like that to ya. Anyway, let's move to the next room. Room # 2, Colette, Sheena and Presea. Even though Colette got the Shut Up Seal off, nothing else was happening.
"Boring! Geez, AG, you have no sense of awareness." Zelos said. "Here, let me see that keyboard!"
Taking the keyboard from my hands, Zelos started typing in what he thought was appropriate for the three girls to do.
ZELOS! You're not the author! You can't type the fic, you bastard!
"Shh...sit back and enjoy the show." Zelos commented slyly, still typing.
Dwha...?
"Pillow fight!" Sheena shouted, grabbing a pillow and bashing Colette across the face.
"Yay! X3" Colette squealed, also grabbing a pillow but hitting Presea.
"RAWR!" Presea bellowed, smite'd-ing Colette and Sheena with one swing of her own pillow.
...RAWR?
"I couldnt think of anything for her to say." Zelos admitted, shrugging his shoudlers.
Amatuer...
"Shush! I'm still typing!" Zelos growled.
The three girls continued beating on each other until they were all sweaty and-
Ok, time's up Zelos. Back to the fic with you!
"Wait...that means I'm with Raine? Oh crap! She's gonna kill me!" Zelos skrieked.
Not if she's preoccupied with Genis...
"Genis? Augh, I don't wanna share a room with that br-" Zelos returns to the fic.
Alrighty, Room #3. Raine, Genis and Zelos. After this room is done with, we go right to the morning. Chapter...too...long! Argh!
Ferret Genis scurried around under the covers, hiding around with Raine. "Genis, get out here this instant!" Raine shouted, holding her staff.
"Ferret Ferret!" ferreted Genis.
"Don't say I didn't warned you!" Raine yelled, as she starting smacking the one bed with her staff in various places.
"Ferret...FERRET!" ferreted Genis.
"Come on furball, I'm not happy about sharing a bed with a ferret either." Zelos remarked. "Stupid brat...I'll get you for this, AG." Zelos thought.
After hitting a certain spot and hearing a ferret cry, Raine stopped beating the bed down and got in. "Let's just get this night over with." She grumbled.
After a large poof sound and bright sparkly lights, NORMAL! Genis crawled out from under the covers. "Holy Jesus Jinkies! I'm back to normal! Finally!" he shouted with glee.
Zelos snorted. "Great, less room for us important people." he muttered.
Reluctantly, Zelos got into the large bed. After a few moments of awkward silence, things took a turn for the worse...
"Ergh..." Genis grumbled. "Raine, why do we have to share a bed with Zelos?"
"Oh, I get it now. You just want to 'wrestle' some more, don'tcha?" Zelos commented.
"MORON! You said you wouldn't say anything!" Genis shouted at the idiot chosen angrily.
"You TOLD Zelos! And when I told you not to!" Raine exclaimed. "Neither of you may leave this room alive. I'll have to kill you both."
"Oh snap!" Zelos shouted. "Run away!"
Chaos ensues for the rest of the night.
THE NEXT MORNING!...
The ToS heroes all stood at the check-out counter. An agitated Martel handed Lloyd's leash back to Raine then stomped off into...not...in the same room.
"Balance has been restored." Regal said, making a little rainbow with his hands.
Alright guys, here're your sammiches. Argh, Ressurection! Genis and Zelos come back to life after being brutal murdered the night before. Here are your sammiches!
"YAAY! X3" Everyone shouted with joy.
The ToS heroes left the inn only to get into more crazy hijinx...next chapter.
ELSEWHERE...
Martel stood by herself in a spotlight that radiates down from nowhere. "Curse those Tales of Symphonia heroes." She scowled. "I'll need help to get rid of them...or maybe I should actually do soemthing to get rid of them next time."
"I think we can help." A mysterious voice called out.
Martel turned around only to see...THE CAST OF HAPPY DAYS!
"Eyyyyyyy." went the Fonz.
"No! Over here!" the vocie shouted.
Martel turns again to see...Mithos and his posse a.k.a. the Five Desian Grand Cardinals.
PlotholE, pLothoLe, plOthOle, ploTHole, PLOTHOLE!
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Howwas dat? Sorry for lack o updates again. Managing three fics does stuff like this. RR Please. Thanks!