Unplanned Pregnancies
Summary: Hogwarts has seen Werewolves to Goblins. From Goblins to Muggle-born Witches and Wizards. From Muggle-born Witches and Wizards to half and half. But when a prank is played, can it handle the outcome? Two Pregnant Teenage Wizards and Witch? Containing MPREG
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter! The wonderful, magnificent J.K. Rowling does! So…yeah…BOLD PRINT!
Chapter Seventeen: We're the Commentating Duo
It was December 5th. It was the first quidditch match, before Hogsmeade weekend. Hermione was sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room, bundled up and waiting for Harry and Ron. They were both still getting ready for the quidditch match.
"We're ready!" Harry shouted, on his way down the boy's dormitory steps.
The Gryffindor Common Room was deserted, because everyone had already left for match.
"Finally." Hermione muttered, walking towards the portrait. "Hopefully they haven't started the match."
They waddled through the corridor, slowly making progress to the quidditch pitch.
"Hey! You guys!"
They stopped as Dean came running to them. "We need a commentator. Either of you want to commentate?"
"No." Hermione said, even though she knew the question wasn't directed at her.
"Sure!" Harry said excitedly.
"Wicked awesome! I actually still get to do something!" Ron said.
With Dean leading the way, they made their way to the quidditch pitch. Hermione sat down next to Hagrid, who happened to be on their side, and Dean led Harry and Ron to the Commentating box. McGonagall was already in there.
"Here are our new Commentators." Dean said. He left the box and made his way down to Neville, who was sitting a row above Hermione and Hagrid.
Ron and Harry sat down.
"Here are the rules Potter and Weasley. Commentate the game, don't ask anyone out who is playing, no foul words, unless it's a choice occasion, and you can say the b.l.o.o.d.y word. No insulting, no screaming, no throwing objects. If you don't follow these rules, you'll be kicked out of the box." McGonagall said.
Harry and Ron nodded their heads. They both put on "Sonorous." And they began to commentate before the game even started.
"Hello quidditch watchers! Welcome to the first Quidditch Game of the season! Commentating next to me is ex quidditch captain Ron Weasley!"
"And commentating next to me is ex ex quidditch captain Harry Potter!"
They pretended a loud applause came up.
"Nice weather today! Just cold enough to see your breath." Harry said, making conversation.
"I know. I woke up this morning though, and the floors were like ice."
A little bit of laughter was heard around the pitch.
"Oh! Madame Hooch is walking onto the field." Harry said, scooting to the edge of his seat.
"And she has the balls! I think this game is going to start." Ron added.
Hermione was sitting, looking up at the box. Harry looked at her, and he smiled. Ron gave her the thumbs up sign. "Hagrid, I think Harry and Ron have gone insane."
"The ferret and his followers are on the pitch."
"Weasley." McGonagall said.
"And the Lions are on the pitch as well. What do you think of this Paul?" Harry asked.
"I don't know Dave, but if that fe…if that blonde boy with too much gel in his hair hurts the Lions at all on the pitch, Ginny Weasley will kill him."
"I 'ave to agree 'Ermione." Hagrid said, listening to Harry and Ron commentate. "D'ey even gave each other nicknames."
"Weasley, watch what you're saying." McGonagall said, trying to hide the grin that was appearing on her face.
"Announcing the players!" Harry said.
"Playing for the Snakes it's Captain Drano Mafoy…I'm sorry, Draco Malfoy," Ron said. Harry coughed ferret. "Crabbe, Goyle, Zabini, and the others!"
"And playing for the Lions…Captain Ginny Weasley, Seamus, Denis, Colin, Shane, Samantha, the new seeker, and John, the new keeper, both third years, both twins! Give them a round of applause!" Harry shouted.
"It's nice to have twins on the team again, isn't it?" Ron asked.
"Sure is."
Applause broke out everywhere as the team captains shook hands.
"They're mounting their brooms." Harry said.
"Madame Hooch is letting out the balls…and The Lions get the Quaffle!" Ron shouted.
"They're spreading out, what do you think of this Sean?" Ron asked.
"Great tactic Mike. I've used it many times while coaching." Harry replied.
They couldn't remember the previous names they gave each other, so they gave each other new ones.
"Hermione, were they feeling ill this morning?" Dean asked, from above her.
"No, this is their way of having fun." Hermione said. She kept her ears open to the commentating and her eyes open to the game. "They miss playing and riding their brooms."
"SCORE! Lions twenty points, Snakes ten!"
"I think we have a great chance at winning this match, Harry." Ron said.
"Oh, we do, but remember, the Snakes could be sneaky and pull away with the lead."
"Ohh!" Harry moaned. "Seamus got hit with a bludger and he's falling."
"What's this?" Ron said, squinting. "I can't believe it! He's on his broom, the falling has stopped!"
"Let's hope he's not injured."
Harry smiled. "Seamus is Irish! He's tough and strong!"
"They're the same thing." Ron said.
"I know!"
Ron rolled his eyes. "Hey! That's a penalty shot! Crabbe hit Samantha, who sometimes goes by Sam, with his club! Penalty shot! Penalty shot!"
Madame Hooch blew her whistle. Ginny got the Quaffle and made a shot through the Slytherins goal.
"Score! There's no way Ginny could have missed that…which reminds me. Ginny! WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? TELL ME AFTER THE GAME!"
"Potter, keep personal things out of the-"
"Harry! You broke a rule!" Ron said, laughing.
"I had to ask. I knew I wouldn't remember later."
"Uh oh! The snakes put in a score! They're ten points behind the Lions."
"You know, I expected this game to be horribly bloody with a lot of penalty shots, but so far there's only been one."
"Hmm…Ginny just passed the Quaffle to Colin. He passed it to Denis, and Denis passed it back."
"Ginny's flying above the Snakes post. It looks like Colin is going to pass it to Ginny!" Ron said.
"Nope! Colin passed it to Denis, and he made a free shot! Hahaha! The Lions are cunning!" Harry said.
"SCORE! Err…" Ron glanced at the scorekeeper. "Fifty to thirty! The Lions are winning!"
"Wait! The Lions have called a timeout!"
Everyone landed on the ground. Ginny was speaking to them.
"So, how is everyone today?" Ron asked.
"Is Hermione still here? Someone bring Hermione up here!" Harry said.
A couple minutes later, while the Gryffindors were still doing a timeout, Hermione came up there.
"What do you want?" She asked, leaning against the doorway.
Harry took off the Sonorous charm. "How are we doing?"
Hermione smiled. "People are enjoying it. You say some of the funniest things…and the nicknames were just weird."
Harry smiled. "Do you think you can put a charm on my glasses? I need to see what's going on down there."
"I know what's going on. Seamus, when he was falling, hit his nose and it broke. It won't stop bleeding. They got Madame Promfrey to fix it."
"I was just told that Seamus broke his nose!" Ron shouted. "Let's hope it can be fixed."
"You guy's keep doing your job. I'll be watching the match." Hermione said. She turned around and began going down, back to her seat.
Harry turned his sonorous back on. "Hey Ron, is that timeout over?"
"It's just about finished…yeah, it's over. People who can't see the pitch, everyone is back in the air." Ron said, squinting. "And I think Seamus is fine."
"Ouch! Crabbe was hit with a bludger thanks to Shane! You go girl!" Harry said playfully.
"What's the score?" Ron asked.
"It's…Ohh…The Snakes are in the lead 120 to 100. The Lions need to catch up." Harry said.
"This game has been going on for over an hour folks, and I'm hungry." Ron said.
"Weasley, keep your personal business out of the game…and here's an apple." McGonagall leaned over and picked up a basket. Inside the basket were apples.
"Thanks Professor." Ron said. He grabbed an apple and bit into it.
"This is a good apple, anyway—"
"I THINK THE LIONS HAVE SEEN THE SNITCH!" Harry interrupted.
Everyone down below had looked frantically to see the Gryffindors seeker. Samantha was in a steep dive and was going straight down to the ground.
Malfoy saw what she was doing, and he tried to catch up, to no avail. Then suddenly she pulled out of the dive, and they thought she had the snitch.
"Does Sam have the snitch?" Ron asked.
"Nope. False alarm." Harry said.
The game was back to normal. Sam was floating above the pitch, keeping her eye on everything. Malfoy was right behind her. He wasn't going to let her out of his sight.
"This is a very interesting game." Harry said. "Let's hope that the team I want to win, can pull out of this…Ron…are you okay?"
"I don't think that apple settled with me very well…"
"Weasley, do you need a bucket?" McGonagall asked. She leaned over and got a bucket. She was prepared. A basket of food, and a bucket…wow…
"I think I can last this game." Ron mumbled. He then turned back to the quidditch pitch. "I THINK WE HAVE A SIGHTING OF THE SNITCH!" He shouted.
Samantha was diving again, and Malfoy was right above her. Even though Ron and Harry couldn't see it, Samantha was reaching out and getting ready to grab the snitch.
Suddenly Malfoy dived upon her, landing on her hard. Samantha fell off her broom, and began to fall fast to the ground.
"HEY! I SAW THAT! HE DID IT ON PURPOSE!" Ron shouted.
Samantha landed on her butt on the pitch. She sat dazed, trying to catch her breath, but her fist was held tightly shut.
"Hey Ron, I think she has the snitch!" Harry said.
Madame Hooch sprinted to Samantha and began talking to her. Then suddenly, Samantha opened her fist, and the snitch flew out!
"THE LIONS WON! THE LIONS WON! SCORE 260 TO 120! THE LIONS WON! THE LIONS WON!"
Ginny was high in the air with the keeper. John was Samantha's twin, and he was worried. Ginny told him she was fine.
Ginny began to slowly fly down, John behind her. They needed to hold a team meeting.
Malfoy was seeing red. He almost had the snitch. He grabbed Goyle's bat, and flung it hard in Ginny's direction.
People were climbing out of the stands to meet the quidditch teams on the pitch.
"I think we can take Sonorous off." Harry said, standing up.
Ron didn't answer. He was staring hard at the pitch. "GINNY! JOHN! FLY TO THE LEFT! FAST!"
Ginny looked from the stands where Ron was, to John. Both she and John flew to the left, but Ginny didn't go fast enough. The bat hit her in the shoulder, shattering her bones.
"Harry, get on the pitch. Ginny was hit." Ron said.
Everyone watched as Ginny stopped moving. Her entire body was rigid.
"Seamus!" Harry shouted. He was slowly making his way down the stands. Ron took off Sonorous.
"What is it Harry?" Seamus asked.
"Go up there and get Ginny. She can't move." Harry said.
Seamus nodded his head and he hopped onto his broom, flying fast to Ginny. Colin was right behind him.
In the end, Ginny was on Seamus's broom, and Colin had her broom. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were waiting for them to land. When they did, they rushed to her side. "You okay Gin?" Ron asked.
"Who did it?" Ginny asked angrily. "Who threw the bat?" She asked.
"Why?" Harry asked.
"Because I'm going to give them such a whomping it won't be funny. And then the bat bogey hex…they better be afraid!"
"Uh oh. Bat bogey hex. We should all run."
Madame Promfrey put Ginny on a stretcher, and she left with Harry. You could hear her complaining the entire way. "Couldn't they have waited until after my first game as captain? Believe me, if I wanted to attack someone, I would wait until after their first game."
"She's too angry to cry." Ron said.
"I would be too!" Hermione said. "And it was Malfoy or Goyle who threw it."
"Probably Malfoy. He seems to hate us more than Crabbe and Goyle." Ron said.
"Yes, probably." Hermione said. "Let's go to the Hospital Wing."
"After a stop at the bathrooms." Ron said. "I think I'm going to be sick."
BB/N: All right! This chapter, I think, was kind of boring. I had an idea of making it like American Football, but it didn't work. So…yeah… Next chapter is about shopping for Christmas and a death in the family.
Sorry about the removal of two of my stories. I don't know why removed my stories, but I'm going to check it out. I haven't been able to update since like Tuesday, sorry.
Okay…I wrote this like a week ago. A was in this weird mood, and got the idea from watching ESPN…
All right people! I'm in another mood. I want to write a Ron and Hermione Romance/Humor fic, but I can't come up with any ideas…I almost finished I Hate Hermione and A Muggle Card Game…. but I haven't really typed much for it…
Anyway, any ideas would greatly be appreciated.
Also, thank you to the reviews I have gotten. I can't believe I have over 100! Thanks to the reviews for previous chapter, and future chapters!