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Alright well it's party time for every one! But i still haven't been given that many choices on pranks for the wedding! For all those who contributed thank you and if i don;t get any more i have one i may use!
So please come on! What would u find funny to happen at the wedding! Tell me who what where when and what ever else!
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Over the next week things seemed to once again settle down in Griffian Manor. Hermione was talking to all parties and Niles was getting along fine with the three marauders and their wives as was Beverly.
The wedding was all planned, dresses bought, flowers bought, invitations sent out and replied to. It seemed like everything was going to plan. It was decided that the night before the wedding Ron and the boys would camp out at the burrow where it had also been decided on that the reception would be after the ceremony.
It was the day before the wedding and Ron along with the other boys being, Harry, all of Ron's brothers, Neville, Draco, James, Sirius, Remus, Niles Mr. Weasley, and Trey where at the Burrow. Bobby and Mark would be joining them in the morning for they where being left out by the twins and for good reason.
The girls being Hermione, of course, Ginny, Susan, Rose, Scarlet, Luna, Lily, Zizi, Ara, Blaise, Beverly, Janisa and Mrs. Weasley where at Griffian Manor, the children with Dobby and Winky.
"So little bro," Fred said to Ron, "can you see?" asked George as the troop, (for to any one else they did look like a troop) marched a masked Ron down to the local pub not like Ron knew.
"Where are you guys taking me?" asked Ron, not so sure if he should be trusting his brothers and friends.
"Now that would ruin the surprise Ronnie." Sirius said with a laugh.
"Harry please save me!" Ron begged.
"Sorry mate but I can't. The twins might hurt me." Harry replied with a snicker.
"If this gets me in trouble with Hermione I'll kill you all! Yes even you Harry, Trey, heir or not!"
"Relax mate. Would we ever steer you wrong." Neville said, laughing along with the rest.
...mean while...
"Aren't you excited Hermione!" Ginny asked, envying her friend for getting married before her.
"Of course I am. Just a little nervous. I mean what if I'm making the wrong choice. I'm 18 maybe we are doing this to soon. May we should wait a little bit till we have jobs a house or maybe..."
But Hermione stopped when Ginny smacked her.
"My brother loves you. You love my brother, almost well actually did get yourself killed for him. So you better put all these thoughts our of your head. Cause you are getting married tomorrow even if I have to drag you down to the church by your hair!" Ginny said showing not a hint of anger but just telling her soon to be sister- in-law the truth.
Hermione sighed, "Thanks Gin I needed that."
"Never a problem." Ginny replied as Hermione and she went into the muggle room which had been all set up for Hermione's Bachelorette party, which kicked off as soon as the duo entered the room.
"So," Luna asked in a happy daze, "what do you think the boys are up to tonight?"
As Luna asked that Rose and Scarlet's cheeks turned red.
"Well?" Hermione asked the two.
"We kinda over heard Fred and George talking." Rose said, turning as red as her hair.
"And?" Luna and Ginny said together.
"And well it seems they are...well taking Ron to a pub and they may have employed stripers." Scarlet finished her red cheeks clashing with her black hair.
"WHAT!" every woman in the room yelled who had a significant other staying at the Burrow.
"I'll kill them!" Ginny and Hermione said together, their hands bawled up into fists.
"Now, now girls." Lily said with a sickly smile. "I think revenge would be the best course of actions, wouldn't you?" Janisa finished
Every girl started at Lily but it was Hermione, the smartest witch of her age who understood what Lily was talking about.
"Yes," Hermione said, "revenge would be much better."
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"Are you sure they don't know about this?" Harry asked refereeing to the girls or mainly Ginny who if she knew where he was would probably do worst then bodily harm to him.
"Oh loosen up 'Arry" Fred slurred as he shoved a shot of fire whisky into the younger man's hand.
"What the girls don't know won't hurt us." George said as he looked over to his father who seemed to be enjoying a glass of fire whisky himself as he was talking with the older men.
"And the best surprise for little Ronniekins should be here soon." Fred said.
"Oh yes the surprise. Almost forgot about dat." George said with a hiccup.
Harry looked over to Ron, both wore expression of fear. It wasn't bad enough that every one was drinking themself silly, nor was it bad enough that none of them could really brew a hang over potion. No, now there was another surprise. Neither boy was sure they wanted to find out what it would be.
"If Hermione ever finds out about this.." Ron said as Harry finished.
"We'd be dead."
"We?" asked Ron.
"You don't think she'd tell Ginny who would then bat boggy hex me into next year." replied Harry, flinching at the thought of what Ginny would do to him.
"Yeah but remember I'm the one getting married tomorrow." as both boys took their shots of fire whisky and downed them with a little cough. That was when some crazy music started playing. Music Harry had only ever heard on the telly.
"Oh bloody hell." Harry said as a door opened a band of people walked in, hoods drawn on their cloaks so none of the men could see their faces. But Harry understood what this was, or at least he thought he did.
All the men gathered around, pulling chairs up. Harry wasn't sure if he should be laughing or disgusted at how drunk and wasted Sirius, Remus and James seemed to be. Nor if he was sure what Fred and George where thinking when they allowed their own father and Niles to join them.
The music stopped for a brief second until a new song, just as racy started up and the cloaked figures allowed their black cloaks to fall to the floor.
The men waited eagerly for what they would believe as a bunch of beautiful soon to be naked woman. What they got was a bunch if beautiful, very angry and clothed bunch of woman.
"Oh Shit!" Fred and George both said as they noticed their own girl friends, Alicia and Katie.
"That's right!" Katie said angrily to George as she took him by his ear, Alicia doing the same to Fred.
" Stripers! You Buffoons! We're going out with a bunch of buffoons!" Katie cried in rage.
Zizi walked up, her wand in her hand, with a wave both Fred and George where identical buffoons in cages.
"Ah now at least they look the part." Zizi said as she turned her wand in anger at her husband, Sirius.
"You are an adult! Not only that but you are married and it is your only daughters wedding! Well what do you have to say for yourself!." Zizi demanded.
"You are beautiful when your angry." Sirius said, if he had been a little less drunk he may have realized that was the wrong thing to say. For as the words left his lips Zizi cast another spell on him turning him into a buffoon as well.
"You can join the twins. We both now you had something to do with this as well!" she said as Lily was doing the same thing to her own husband. But nothing was as funny as what Ginny and Hermione where doing to their own boys who happened to as soon as they saw it was the girls took off right out the door and where running fast, trying to get to the safety of the burrow. Little did they think that a brown owl and a ritza would be following close behind.
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"If they catch us we mise well wish for them to be death eaters" Ron said as he and Harry where running.
"I'm gonna kill your brothers!" Harry yelled to Ron who nodded in agreement.
"When I get my hands on them!" Ron hollered back.
"You mean if." Harry replied.
Ron gulped and pointed ahead of them.
"We're almost there." Ron yelled just as a brown owl swooped down and hit Ron on the bed and fell.
"Ron!" Harry yelled.
"Go on Harry!" Ron yelled as he pointed that Ginny was close behind.
"Can't leave you mate!" Harry yelled, knowing the two of them had probably faced worst but Harry secretly thought what could be worse then an angry red head and an angry genius. "Nope," Harry decided, there defiantly wasn't anything worse then that.
Just as Harry got Ron up and started running again the giant Ritza jumped out in front of them and after a deep growl changed back into her self, Ginny as the owl landed and changed back into Hermione.
"Hi girls!" Harry said, smiling.
"Thought you could escape punishment!" Ginny said through clenched teeth.
"In our defense we're not drunk and knew nothing about what Fred and George had planned." Ron said as Harry elbowed him. He had learnt from experience that talking would only making them charge more quicker.
"So Ginny dear what do you believe we should do with this lot?" Hermione asked, twirling her wand, and evil smile playing on her face. Just as a lovely raven landed next to Hermione and changed into Luna.
Luna turned to Hermione and Ginny and very quietly whispered into their ear.
"Come on we need to go back to the Manor. Other wise your wedding shall be cursed Hermione! It will be cursed by the wedding fairies. If you see your husband to be before the wedding they will curse you."
"Luna," Hermione tried to reason, "that is just an old fable there is no truth behind it."
But Ginny grabbed Hermione by her arm, "maybe in the muggle world but not in ours. Hermione go! Hurry!" Ginny said as Hermione reluctantly turned into her animagus form and flew off.
Harry and Ron left out a grateful sigh but un luckily for them it was heard by Ginny and Luna. Ginny pulled out her wand and advanced on the boys with it, the boys backed up in fear.
"Don't think this is over! Not by a long shot. But your wedding is tomorrow so I won't inflicted you with bodily harm. But I will get payback on you both. You wont know when it will happen but just remember I can be worst then the twins." Ginny finished, tucking her wand away and turning into her animagus form as did Luna, both girls leaving.
"Ron," Harry said breathing very hard.
"Yeah mate."
"When I get married promise me there will be no stripers or alcohol." Harry begged.
"Promise." Ron said as they both made it inside.
"What a night." They both thought as they passed out in bed.
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