"Where's your birth certificate?" Rath blurted out.

Rune blinked. "My… what?" He replied.

"Your bir-th cer-ti-fi-cate. Where is it?"

"I'm an elf." Rune said, with his eyes half closed.

Rath blinked.

"I don't have... a birth certificate."

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Gong...


Plz wait for the next chappie... Thatz trying to get Rune drunk lol