Hey people! I, the authoress number 1, am back with the second chapter to this lovely lovely Plushie ficcie! I really hope you injoy this chapter as much as the first. Everyone has been on my back about getting this chapter up, especialy Inuluv922. She helped write this story and she really really wants me to get the rest of this up. Oh and by the way lovely readers, the story isn't even at the funny part yet! Oh and our main chara Rin...is the Rin from InuYasha for all those who didn't know.
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Nothing I say! So you can't sue meh!Hahahaha!Ahem...anyhoo on with the story!
Chapter 2: The Kenshin Plushie
Early Morning Recess...
The plushies and their owners gathered (gather gather I say!) at the jungle-gym.
"Okay, soooo...who are we missing in our plan?" Naruto asked, jumping and attempting to grasp the bottom bar.
"Where's the pansy. KENSHIN!" Hiei plushie yelled. A little scardy-looking boy came trooting up with his Kenshin plushie in hand. "You don't have to yell, that you don't." the plushie said quietly.
"Well its the only way we could get your attention, mini batosai." Varon said closing his his.
"H-hey guys..." the boy said nervously.
"We're not guys. We're girls." Nami said, hands on her hips. Ririko nodded, as did the plushies.
The boy looked like he was going to cry.
"First! we take over the school, then the city, then the town, then the state, then the country, then the continent, then the world!" Hiei said, flames in his eyes.
Silence. Cricket noise.
"Why?" the Kenshin plush asked.
Everyone, but Kenshin, did an anime fall.
"Because it is our goal as plushies!" Naruto said, standing up and dusting off, everyone followed.
"Are all evil plushies owned?" Rin asked.
"EVIL!"all the plushies shrieked.
"Eh...are all plushies owned?"
"No. A few in this plan have no owners."
"Why?" the Kenshin plush asked again.
"For Pete's sake! Shut up!" the Naruto plush said.
"Who's Pete?"Kenshin asked.
Hiei slapped him. "Owww!"
"Now is the time to appoint our leader!" the Hiei plush said crossing his chibi arms.
Nami raised her hand," Me! Me! Pick me!" she shrieked. Ririko pushed her out of the way, "No me! Pick me!" she said.
"Ummm...can I be the leader?" the nervous little boy asked. Everyone looked at him and bust out laughing.
"What!" he cried.
"You couldn't be the leader of a cotton ball bag!" Ririko said between laughing, wiping way tears from her eyes.
"That's mean!"
"No its not." Varon said climbing onto his owners shoulder.
"She's right.." the boy hung his head.
"Ofcourse I am...I'm a girl."
Nami stopped laughing suddenly," Oh! Guys! I got it! We could all be the leader! Then we could have a council type of thingy!"
"Aaaand...whos gonna be the leader of that?" Naruto asked.
"Me?" the boy asked.
"No. You can be the janitor." Ririko said waving her hand in the air. Nami laughed.
"Awww...guys don't be mean!" Rin said. The boy looked longingly at Rin. "What's your name?" Rin asked.
"Kohaku." the boy said.
"You guys stop picking on poor Kohaku!" Rin told them.
Hiei rolled his eyes, "I'm surrounded by softies..." he muttered.
Naruto threw a rock at Hiei.
"How about Rin she can be the leader!" Kenshin smiled.
Rin blushed. She didn't know how to be a leader.
"What the hell was that for!" Hiei screamed with a late reaction to the rock.
Ririko leaned against the bars of the jungle-gym, "Not a bad idea tweak."
"Don't call Kensin a tweak!" Kohaku said, attempting to sound mean but only resulting in sounding weak and feeble.
Before Ririko could say anything else, Rin said," Okay! I'll be the leader! Now we need a right hand man or woman." she said.
"That would be me!" Hiei laughed alittle.
"What makes you so sure?" Nami asked, grabing his leg and holding him upside down.
"Hey! Put me down you phsycotic witch!"
Everyone laughed at how Hiei looked like a spider when you held one of its legs.
Just then the bell rang to go in.
The now, future rulers, group of friends filed inside. Much to their dismay the teacher was still on a sugar high.
"OPEN UP YOUR TEXT BOOKS AND DO PAGES 1-100! MUHAHAHAHA!"
The class groaned.
"Fitst thing I do when I take over is tying him to a pole and sticking him out over a volcano..." Rin muttered.
"That;s the spirit!" Hiei said from in her arms. The plushie group all sat together. The teacher looke susicious, "Rin! What is the square root of 144?" he asked.
"Uhhh..."
"Psst! It's chocolate! Say chocolate!"
"Ummm...chocolate?"
The class burst out laughing. The teacher frowned.
"Would you like to go to the office?"
"No?"
"Do your work!"
Varon jumped onto Rin's desk, "Don't believe anything this idiot says..."
"Whyyy you!" Hiei lunged for the other plushie.
Varon moved and Hiei tumbled onto the floor. Varon poked Hiei in his third fabric painted eye. Hiei bit Varon's ear. Rin sweatdropped.
"Pssst! Rin! What's number 4?" Nami asked.
Rin looked at the problem. 2x3. "Uhhh...I think its..." Rin was interrrupted by Hiei screaming: "SPONGE BOB!"
"No, it's 6 you idiot..." Naruto sweatdropped. "And I thought I was stupid..."
"He just wants to take over the world..." Ririko sighed.
"No! 2x3 ism't sponge bob its CHEESE!" Kenshin said.
"IT'S 6 YOU IDIOTS!' Naruto jumped in the air and screamed.
"Yummmmmm ...cheeeeeeeeese..." Hiei sighed.
"I think I'll just go with Narutos answer." Nami said. The group worked in silence.
Rin sat and listened to Hiei go on and on about taking over the world. Soon, lunch time came.
The class filed into the lunchroom.
