No note to the begining of this chappie today folks! ENJOY!
Plushie Take-Over chapter 3: The Vash Plushie
"Varon! Buddy!" a red and blonde blurr tackled the plush against the table.
"Rape!" Varon screamed.
The group cracked up.
"Hey Vash! How's it hanging?" Naruto asked.
"Naru!" the plush glomped the other.
"Spazz much?" Nami sighed.
"Is he in the plan?" Ririko asked.
"Sadly...yes..." Hiei sighed.
"I will ues my cuddly cuteness to distract anyone who tries to stop us!" Vash peace-signed everyone laughing like a maniac.
"Shut up and go away..." Hiei tossed Vash a donut.
"DONUT!" Vash lunged at the donut. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Sooo? When do we take over the world?" Rin asked innocently, looking at her lunch: spinach casseroll and moldy apple wedges. She pushed the tray away.
Hiei jumped onto the table," We start tomorrow! We'll make everyone summit to our cute cuddliness!" he said.
"Hey! I'm not cute!" Naruto said. He pouted and crossed his arms, "I'm handsome and cuddly." he said.
Kohaku scooted closer to Rin, Take a wild guess why.
Hiei huffed and glared at Naruto, "Cute is better than handsome!" he taunted,
Everyone but Naruto nodded.
"Hiei has a point..." Nami pointed out.
Naruto grumbled and jumped down and crawled into Nami's sidebag.
"H-hi Rin..." Kohaku said nervously. All the plushies looked at the two amused.
"Is this going to go all soap-pera?" Vash asked, swallowing a bit of donut.
'WHERE DO YOU PUT HAT? YOU'RE A FRIGGIN PLUSHIE! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!" Ririko huffed standing up abruptly.
Vash looked at her crazy.
"Uh, hi Kohaku..." Rin said smiling.
Kohaku smiled faintly his cheeks turning a light pink.
"Ooooh...looks like someone has a crush on Rin!" Nami said.
"D-do not!' Kohaku protested.
"Uh-huh..." the plushies folded thier arms.
"If he says no then leave him be, that you should." the Kenshin plush said
"What ever. Kohaku has the hots for Rin and thats the bottom of it." Hiei grumbled.
"But we're only in the 2nd grade.' Nami said looking over to Ririko who was still standing and fuming, flames in her eyes.
"So? Most young children have wild hormones!" Naruto shouted.
"Shut up!" Nami nudged her side bag.
"Owww! You crazy witch!" Naruto screamed from inside.
"So...Kohaku what do you think about being second in command?" Rin asked. Hiei glared, "I'm suposed to be second in command!"
"Yeah..second in command of the cotton balls!" Ririko said, snapping back.
"Whyyyy you!" Hiei lunged for her.
Varon tackled him out of the way. "No attacking my master!" he said.
"I would like to be second." Kohaku said. "Thanks Rin.
Ririko stuck her tongue out at Hiei, "Nyah!" she taunted, picking up Varon and cuddling him. Hiei growled and jumped into Rins arms.
Vash jumped suddenly and fell off the table.Everyone burst out laughing. Vash looked up, "Where's my donut?"
"You landed on it!" Rin pointed out, Vash looked down, "Awww man..."
The bell rang for class again and everyone filed into the classroom.
The teacher bounced in behind them, "Guess what class!"
"What?"
"You all failed the quiz! Muhahahahaha!"
Everyone groaned.
Kohaku sat at his desk and started writting to Rin.
Rin,
You are the woman for me. You are the center of my wildly realistic fantasies, the bud to my flower.
The jelly to my peanutbutter, the sugar to my koolaid. My parmasean to my cheese. I love you Rin.
From the first time I layed my naked eye on you I knew that one day you'd be the powder to my
donut. The cheese to my macoroni. You are the spear to my mint. Here I wrote a poem to:
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
My mom is beautiful
and so are you.
(you're prettier but don't tell my mom that.)
Love,
Kohaku
Kohaku looked over the letter. 'Hmmm...maybe I over did it?' he thought. Then he shook his head, 'She'll like it.' he folded it up and passed it to her his heart racing. The person he handed it to glanced at it and tossed it in Rin's direction.
The note landed on Vash's hair.
"AHHHHHH!GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" he screamed running around.
Hiei ssnatched up the note and unfolded it. "AHHH! IT BURNS!" he shroeked after reading the words.
Ririko grabbed the note from Hiei and read only the first line before handing it over to Rin.
Rin read over the note, hers eyes widening and cheeks turninf pink.
"What's it say! What's it say?" Naruto bounced.
Vash continued running around untill suddenly he ran into a chair leg and collasped, donuts with wings flew around his head and swirling donuts filled his eyes.
