.Foul Play.
Disclaimer: I don not own YU-Gi-Oh nor do I even play half the sports that are in this fic...hahaha i'm such a dork...
-Chapter Two-
...Baseball...
On a field that the group of insane friends picked out after getting chased by a herd (flock...) of wild geese..."Alright...We need to pick teams now." Blackdragon stated while handing out bats and gloves and gave Seto (who wouldn't be on anyones team because hes a sour puss) all the padding to be the catcher.
"Well whos gunna be the team captins smarty?" Bakura questioned swinging his bat like a loon. Brokefang stared at him and moved away out of his hitting range.
"Why me and Marik shall be the captins!" Blackdragon replied gleefully. "Oh Lord..." Marik grumbled. "HEY! Your the one who said this sport in the first place Happy Boy.." Blackdragon said. Marik shook his head "Well I never like my ideas after I say them." He replied.
Yami and Yugi started laughing making Marik give the two pointy haired midgets dirty looks. "Is that why you could never beat me?" Yami questioned through his laughter. Marik glared evilly at Yami while Bakura and Brokefang broke out into laughter as well.
"ARGHH!" Marik yelled "LETS START ALREADY!" He said and stomped over by Blackdrgaon who was trying not to laugh but was gigleing. "heh heh.." She giggled but stopped at the look Marik shot at her.
Blackdragon looked over her limited and pretty poor quality choices. "hmmm..." She pondered her eyes landed on Brokefang who was waving her arms and dancing around in circles mouthing PICK ME! PICK ME YOU FOOL! Blackdragon stared at her. "PICK ALREADY!" Marik yelled in her ear. "AHH! I am like RIGHT HERE!" She yelled back and pointed at Bakura. "YOU!" She yelled at Bakura.
Bakura's eyes got big and he pointed at himself. "Me?" He asked rather shocked at looked over at Brokefang who was glaring at him and then looked back at Blackdragon. Blackdragon nodded at him slowly like it was rather obvious. "You mean to tell me that you picked me insted of your best friend?" He asked her as he started walking over to her. "yesh...well durr." She said rolling her eyes and Brokefang shook her fist at Blackdragon.
Marik glared over at Blackdragon too. "You took my first choice! Now I have to make a WHOLE new one!" Marik said to Blackdragon as he looked over the other members. He looked at Brokefang who was still waving her arms like a mad woman and was still jumping up and down.
Then he looked at Ryou who was sitting in the grass and picking flowers and pulling out grass like a little kid. Marik sighed and looked at Yami. "I will regret this after I do it..." He mummbled. "YAMI!" He shouted and Yami pulled himself out of dreamland and stared over at Marik in shock. "Your picking me? After the humliating defeat?" Yami started laughing like he just won a big battle. "HAHAHAHA! Your turning to your enemys for help!" Yami said through laughter and Brokefang growled and stomping around in a circle and glared at Marik.
Blackdragon giggled and looked over the remaining players. Right away she pointed at Yugi without even looking at Brokefang making her pout and growl and throw her bat on the ground. Ryou looked up at her scared and inched away from Brokefang.
Yugi smiled a HUGE smile that was really scary and showed off all of his theeth. "YAY!" He screamed and skipped over to Blackdragon swinging his bat like a flag twirler. "do do de de do de dooo!" Yugi hummed and stood next to Bakura smiling.
Bakura stared down at him and looked up at Blackdragon like she was insane. "Are you aware you just picked the shortest and creepiest person standing on the field Blackdragon?" Bakura questioned rather shocked over her choice. Blackdragon nodded like she knew and was happy about her choice. "Well DUH I knew who I picked..I mean I have a plan going on here..." Blackdragon said leaning over Yugi and whispered in Bakura's ear. She winked and smiled at Bakura and turned back to The field.
Brokefang was shocked. "YOU PICKED THAT CREEPY BIG-HAIRED RUNT OVER ME? YOUR BEST FRIEND!" Brokefang screamed. Blackdragon stared at her like she heard this everyday. "Just wait.." She said calmy and turned back to Marik "Go on Marik pick one of the two she said and pointed at Ryou and Brokefang. Marik glared at her. "You little...you planed this!" He said and glared at her. "Oh of course..." Blackdragon replied and Bakura laughed.
Marik looked at Ryou and then Brokefang who was giving him the evil-eye and then back at Ryou. "hmmm..I'll pick Ryou." Marik said.
Ryou jumped up all happy like and flowers blew everywhere and her ran over to Marik and Yami. "YAY! I KNEW YOU'D PICK ME!" Ryou screamed happily. Brokefang looked utterly dumbstruck.
Blackdragon smiled happily. "Well then I guess I get Brokefang." Blackdragon sighed as Borkefang stomped over and glared at Blackdragon. "Oh your evil..." She said and pouted. "yes yes I know.."Blackdragon replied and picked up her bat." We bat first..Marik you pitch." Marik Nodded and walked to the pitchers mound and Blackdragon walked over to homeplate and did some pre-swing tests with her bat.
"Ready EDDY!" Blackdragon called saying she was ready. "I AM NOT EDDY!" Marik growled and threw the ball at Blackdragon really hard. Blackdragon Swung REALLY hard at the little white ball and it went flying.
Out in the outfield Joey was blabbing to Yami. "I like ducks do you like ducks? Ducks are cool!" Joey said. "sure..." Yami replied looking glum and bored. The ball that Blackdragon hit was going straight toward the mental creppy duck man (Joey) at fullspeed. "JOEY!" Blackdragon screamed at him. "DUCK!" She yelled again telling him to move out of the way. Joey looked over to the side "WHERE!" He shreiked thinking he would see a live duck until the ball whacked him in the head.
Brokefang jumped up offf the bench and screamed at Blackdragon. "RUN YOU BAKA RUN!" Blackdragon looked over at her. "FINE!" She yelled back and took off running the bases really fast. "I hate my team.." Marik mummbled before Blackdragon ran him over and faceplanted on homebase. "Did I win?" Blackdragon asked her face still in the base. "...yes.." Brokefang said.
In the outfield (WHERE ALLLL THE MAGIC HAPPENS!) Yami was crouching next to joey and poking him in the arm. "Joey?" he asked still poking him. Joey blinked a few times "I saw the ducky..." he muttered. Yami stared at him like he was insane (well then again Joey DOES have some problems)
"um guys..I think this is enough for baseball..." Yami shouted to the rest of the group. Blackdragon, Bakura, Yugi and Brokefang were parting about there great victory and Marik was screaming cusses at them. "Or maybe not..."Yami sighed and hauled Joey off the field and stuck him by the side wall.
Up the bat next was the infamous Brokefang. "come on Marik..." Brokefang said and stood there in a postion that...well...didn't seem to ready. She was holding the bat in one hand like a golf club. Marik just stared at her like she was joking. "I'm joking you moron.." She answered his unspoken question and glared at him. Marik just sighed an 'Okay' and threw the baseball. Brokefang swung and spun around in circles not stopping and knocked out Seto with her bat. Blackdragon gasped and ran over tackled the spinning insane girl.
Brokefang and Blackdragon both end up in a heap with Brokefang very dizzy from spinning around so many times and blackdragon with a bruise on her head from tackleing Brokefang while she was spinning with the bat still in her hand. Seto lay off to the side all knocked out like.
"oops..."Brokefang said her voice all wobbley from spinning so much. Blackdragon glared at her and rolled off Brokefang and stood up brushing off her pants.
Blackdragon walked over to Seto and took off the padding and looked at him. "well I guess not even all that heavy padding could save him from you deadly blow Brokefang." Blackdragon said and hauled Seto over and layed him next to the knocked out Joey.
"Before the days over we are going to end up knocking everyone out.." Yami said and shook his head sadly.
"NU UH!" Yugi stated as-a-matter-of-fact "There would one person left unless they knocled themsleves out." Yugi said and nodded. Yami just glared at him.
"That would be Brokefang.." Blackdragon said. Brokefang stared at her in mock horror. "I WOULD NOT KNOCK MYSELF OUT!" She yelled outraged. "You would too Brokefang..." Blackdragon countered "you did it before with a garden hose when you turned it on full blast and it flew back and knocked you out!" Blackdragon stated.
Flashback of that day
Brokefang was pulling out the garden hose and Blackdragon was blowing up one of those little blow up pools. "GASP!" Blackdragon panted as she breathed again before going back to blowing up the pool.
"arrghhh.." Brokefang moaned as she hauled the hose over to the pool and poked Blackdragon. "Turn on the water! The pools infaltdeded enough!" Brokefang said and poked Blackdragon again in the shoulder blade. "OKAY OKAY!" blackdragon said and closed the little air-thinggy on the pool and headed into the garage to turn on the water.
"Hold onto the hose Brokefang..." Blackdragon warned from inside the garage. "OH i can hold onto a little garden hose Blackdragon!" Brokefang scoffed. "Whatever you say Brokefang..." Blackdrgaon said and turned on the water.
"AHHH!" Brokefang screamed as a huge brust of water shot out and she let go of the hose which flew back and nailed her in the head.
Blackdragon came out of the garage and stared at the hose which was flipping around the yard and Brokefang who was laying on the ground knocked out. "Super..." Blackdragon muttered.
end of Flashback
Brokefang glared at blackdragon. "You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that..." She said. "meh.." Blackdragon said and shrugged. "You were asking for it..." She answered and laughed.
Blackdragon patted Brokefang on the back. "hahaha dont worry lets just get back to the game!" She joked and shoved Brokefang over to bench and Bakura got up off the bench and picked up his bat and stood on home plate.
"When you miss it you'll have to go chase it Bakura.." Marik teased him. "Oh shut your fat ass Marik.." Bakura said and spit on the ground and got ready as Marik threw the ball. Bakura swung like a madman but somehow hit the ball which flew really hard to right field.
"fa la la la" Ryou was singing as Bakura's baseball was flying right at him. "CATCH IT RYOU!" Marik yelled from the mound.
Ryou looked up and saw the ball. "0.0 EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" he screamed and took off running away from the ball. "NOOO!" Marik cried and Yami just started laughing.
Ryou finally hit the back wall and the ball landed right behind him.
But by that time Bakura had already ran all the bases and Yugi was ready to hit. Ryou brought the ball back and handed it to Marik who glared at him.
"Yugi...I think the bat is taller then you are." Marik teased Yugi. (then again almost every living person picked on Yugi) Yugi growled. "Just throw the ball Marik." He seethed.
"But I think I might need a smaller ball for you...this one might be TOO big!" He laughed while Yugi glared at him. Marik threw it and Yugi swung...and missed.
Everyone on Marik's team burst out in laughter. "STRIKE ONE!" marik called out and got ready to throw again but stopped. "you want to move up a little Yugi? I might help you." Marik joked.
"grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.." Yugi growled again. Blackdragon scowled at Marik while Brokefang was laughing at Yugi.
Marik threw the ball the second time and Yugi missed again. "DAMN!" Yugi crused as he threw the ball back to Marik. "wow the little good boy swore.." Marik said sounding impressed.
"SHUT UP YOU TUB OF LARD!" Yugi yelled at Marik. That earned him some surprised looks from everyone else. marik threw the ball rather hard this time and Yugi hit it...Oh yea...He hit it all right.
"SHIIIT!" Marik swore...beacuse well that ball Yugi hit...well it hit Marik, right in the crotch. Yugi took off running, and laughing.
Yami fell on the ground laughing and Ryou just stared at Marik before he started laughing. Bakura and Brokefang were both on the ground laughing so hard that Brokefang started to cry.
"O.O Marik!" Blackdragon ran over and bent down next to him. "are you..." Before she could finish the question Marik swatted at her. "I'm NOT okay!" He said in a muffled tone beacuse he was curled up in a ball.
Blackdragon patted his back. "um...is there anything I could do?" She asked softly. Marik looked up at her.
Blackdragon stared back at him. Blackdragon put her arm around his back and hosited him up to his feet, but fell over because...well he weighed more then she did and the two fell in a heap on the mound while everyone else was still laughing.
Blackdragon was laying on top of Marik and Marik smiled at her. "If you stay like this I think i'll be fine.." he started to say but blackdrgao blushed and jumped off him. "OKAY I THINK WE ARE DONE WITH BASEBALL!" She screamed and walked over to Brokefang.
Brokefang was sitting on the ground breathing heavily and wiping a tear from her eye. "Oh Lord that was funny.." She giggled and panted. Bakura was laying on the ground and was breathing hard from laughing. "oh yea..."
The two knocked out people finally stood up and came over.
Seto rubbed his head and glared at brokefang who smiled sweetly. "tee hee hee..." She tried to giggle. "What'd we miss?" Joey asked and rubbed his tummy. "I'm hungry.."
Everyone just stared at Joey like he was a loon (Which he was...is..) "We are starting a NEW sport.." blackdragon said and the group left the field and everything there. (aren't they all slobs...)
.End chap. 2.
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