.:FOUL PLAY:.

Golf part 2…

: Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh which might be a good thing (in a sort) because then well….it would be total chaos! (I had a genuin pig named that once..O.o):

Yami was lining up for his next hit as Blackdragon and Bakura pulled up net to him. "NACHOS!" Bakura yelled right as Yami swung making the ball shot straight up and thn down about 5 feet in front of him. "AARRRGGGH! BAKURAAA!" Yami yelled shaking his club in the air and running at Bakura.

"oh crap.." Bakura said not thinking Yami would care that much, and jumped from his cart and started running up the green. Yami chased him with his driver, still shaking it widly. "I'LL GET YOU..YOU GRAVE ROBBER!" Yami yelled at after him. "OH SHUT UP YOU OLD MAN!" Yami gasped and flung his driver at Bakura.

"I AM NOT OLD!" he shouted. Bakura got slammed in the back of the head with the large club, and fell head first into the sand trap. "oww." He muttered into the sand. "Oh my.." Brokefang said and Blackdrgaon just nodded while Marik laughed.

Ryou just stared and Yugi ran out to aid his angry Yami. "This is getting dangerous…" Blackdragon mumbled. Joey was chomping on a hotdog from Lord knows where. "Hey it could be worse ya know dat?" He said through a mouthful of food. "ew." Brokefang gagged as she wiped hotdog bits and joey spit off her face.

"Don't talk with your mouth full!" Brokefang groaned. Joey swallowed his hot dog. "You sound like mah mummy." He said dryly and chomped again on his food. Yami and Yugi came back over to the carts with Bakura following far behind shooting the back of Yami's head mean glares all the while. "Hey….whered Seto go?" Ryou suddenly asked looking around.

"meh…he probaly had a meeting or sumthing." Brokefang said shrugging. "Who knows? Hes a big time CEO ya know.." "Yes we know." Yami scoffed. "HEY! That's mean Yami!" Yugi whined. "YOU WANNA GO INTO THE SOULD ROOM YUGI!" Yami yelled at him. "AHHH! STOP YELLING AT ME!" He cried.

Then Yami wiggled his nose and PUFF Yugi was in the soul room. "Wow…I never knew you to be so…heartless." Bakura said still rubbing the bump on his head where the golfclub hit him. "I think we better be leaving that old guys coming out to see what we are doing!" Ryou exclaimed and the group sauntered off and jumped the fence surroundeing the course.

Blackdragon leading them they started walking down the side of the road. Blackdragon walked into small shop, kinda like a café. " Hello welcome to Trudy's Muffin Mart!" A woman said from behind the counter. "Eh?" Joey said and looked around. "Oh, I guess we are in a muffin shop." He said stupidly. "Naw…you think?" Brokefang said rolling her eyes.

"Ummmm..most of the time." Joey answered not thinking that Brokefang was making fun of him. Brokefang shook her head sadly and walked away from him and starting looking in the display cases at all the muffins. "Wow…its muffin HEVAN!" Blackdragon exclaimed joyfully as she skipped from display case to display case drolling over the muffin styles.

"Oh wow.." Ryou said and poked a display case with his finger. The case started to wobble and Ryou pulled his hand back. "AHHH!" Ryou screamed as the case fell on him. The woman behind the counter was back in the kitchen. Brokefang lodged a chair in front of the kitchen door as Bakura shoved the case off of Ryou. "Okay now…what to do with the body?"

Blackdragon fretted as Yami stared sourly at the situation. Ryou groaned on the floor. "HE LIVES!" Blackdragon yelled. Ryou groaned again. "yes…you already said that." Blackdragon stated. Ryou yet again groaned. "YES WE GET THE PICTURE! YOUR IN PAIN!" Blackdragon yelled. Brokefang rolled her eyes and Marik and Bakura stared at her.

"Great now we commited a murder...IN THE MIDDLE OF A MUFFIN SHOP!" Blackdragon screamed and slapped her hands over her mouth as the old lady from behind the counter looked over at them. "Great now SHE's suspicious." Bakura grummbled.

Ryou wriggled a little from under the cabnit and brokefang and blackdrgaon gasped. "HES NOT DEAD!" they both shriked and Joey shrugged. The lady now came out form behind her safety of the counter to see what the crazy teens were doing.

"what are you...O.O YOU-YOU!" She started but got cut off as Marik whacked her over the head with a folding chair. "God...two murders in 10 mintues." Joey siad between mouthfuls and Bakura started laughing.

"Why don't we make it three?" Brokefang grinned evily at Joey who swallowed his food in one huge gulp. Ryou squirmmed out and stood on his feet. "eh? Who are you people?" He asked confused and everyone gasped.

"I'm Blackldragon!" Blackdragon screamed and Brokefang skidded in front of her shoving her into Bakura who feel onto Joey. "AND YOUR A BIG FAT HIPPO!" brokefang screamed at Ryou.

Ryou blinked a few times. "I am..."Sudden'y got got down on his hands and knees and opened in mouth really wide. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!" He cried out making other weird noises.

Brokefang fell on the floor helplessly laughing and Blackdragon shook her head sadly. Bakura was laughing and Joey was having trouble breathing. Yami walked over from the other side of the store. "I was just looking at the..." Yami stopped and looked at Ryou.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" He yelled and Ryou crawled over and bit at his leg. "AHHH! GET IT OFF!" He screamed and brokefang and Bkaura started laughing harder yet, Brokefang weeping from laughing so hard.

Blackdragon grabbed Ryou and shoved a muffin in his mouth, which kept him occupided for a while. Joey was eating all the muffins and Yami was soothing his poor little leg, which now most likey had rabies.

Blackdragon walked from the store and sighed. There was alwyas next weekend. As she crossed the street Yami ran from the store with Ryou chasing after him growling and Bakura and brokefang's laughter echoed.

Such a fun weekend...

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Zhe End.

(To lazy to write more chappies so this is your ending its awful but whatever you'll live.)