Disclaimer: Common Disclaimers apply.. All of Inuyasha, and it's concepts belong to corporation yadda yadda, All that belongs to me is the story idea, name, and my character Alexander.

Bible of Mine

Chapter Two: Talk about a Downer...

As if the world could'nt get worse..

Listen to my last verse.

It does'nt take my rhyme.

To show you, I deserve all your time.

I growled in my sleep.. Something woke me up... Something... That went 'ring'... Now, I was by no means a morning person. I grasped the foreign object with a hand that literally would have strangled said object had anything decent to strangle on it's rather lithe form.

"Moshi Moshi?" What greeted me was even worse than last night's escapade... Him...

"Good Morning, Oroikawa-chan... Apparantly, Not a morning person?" I sighed, and sat up in his bed... Stretching my legs.

"Go to hell, Naraku..." I could see the older man smirking.

"That's no way to talk to your guardian." Lacing the word he regretted being with as much venom as possible.

"You know, I'm no longer under your custody..." Again... That same damn cackle!

"Of course, Of course, Oroikawa-san... Married yet?" Of course, My first reaction was to slam the damn phone down hard enough to break the thing in half... Though, I somehow managed the simple

"No, Now good-bye Naraku-san." I pressed the 'end' button, and slid it into the reciever... Standing up, and quickly walking to my apartment's bathroom to take a hot shower.. I slid out of my slacks, and rubbed my right hand over the curve of my left shoulder.. Swerving it in it's socket to wake the appendage up... I stepped into the shower, and slowly began my bath...

20 minutes later...

"That's better..." I had finally gotten out of the, comforting but extremely warm, shower... I reached for one of the towls on the wall hang, and slowly dried myself off... Making sure to take care of every spot of my well-toned body. (Yes, Even 'there' you perverts...) I slid out of the bathroom, and grabbed a set of clothing from the armoire nearby... A pair of black slacks, and a blood-red muscle shirt.. Making sure to grab my overcoat before i stepped out of my apartment... Inside my overcoat was my cell, my wallet, and of course my keys.. My eyes could'nt help, but shine upon the blue GTO i had recieved from my parents... I had taken exceptional care of it over the years. I slid into the car, and quickly left the complex... I reached into my pocket, and quickly dialed the number for Inuyasha's cell... The Time on my phone read as 10:23... I heard a gruff "Hello?" before I sighed...

Retorting with a quick "At least be respectable enough to answer the damn phone right." I could practically see the grin on his face.

"Shut up, Baka Oroikawa.. So, You coming to the party huh?" I turned a corner.. Eyes focusing on the drive as I laughed to myself..

"Of course, What kind of friend would I be if i did'nt?" Another time of 'psychic phone talk..' The same grin.

"A single, very lonely one who gets drunk every time he goes to a party where he wants to be happy for his best friends, but he can't because he's too damn mopy..." Was that INUYASHA?

"I'm sorry, Do i have the wrong number?" That got his temper boiling..

"Of course you have the right number, Jackass! Just what are you implying?" Of course, I had to say it..

"That Kagome is making you into a great man..."

"I'm no one's fuckin' pet you hear!"

Oh, No.. My ribs... Argh, I could'nt stop laughing... I managed to keep my eyes on the road though.

"Bullshit! She has you wrapped around her finger like a ring! Though, I'm sure your happy with it.. She rewards you nicely when you behave."

"I'm not a fuckin' DOG!"

"Whatever..."

I pressed the 'end' button with my thumb, and slowly slid the cell into my coat pocket.. Finally, Pulling into the lot of 'Houshi' enterprises... The workplace of (If you can't guess, I'm not telling you..) I walked slowly into the lobby, and smiled my best at the secretary.

"Ah, Alexander Oroikawa to see Mr. and Mrs. Houshi please?"

"Alright, Go on ahead Alex-san."

Again, I gave the playful grin, and began my journey to the top floor... Stepping into an, overcrowded i must say, elevator. I stepped out on the 10th floor, and walked quickly into the boardroom... Being met with the, rather intimate, sight of the couple tongue jousting...

"Ahem..." Sango blushed wildly, and quickly sat on her seat on the right hand side of Miroku.

"Ahhahah... Maybe it was a good thing we started with foreplay... OWW!" Poor Miroku.. He'll never change...

"I see you two are, still, in love..." Sango blushed madly at this.

"Of course, Alex... Who would'nt love this angel on earth?" Get new pick up lines damn you...

"Someone who needs to get to business..." I practically began to sweat with impatience... Miroku quickly got the drift, and tapped his fingers on the table nervously.

"Sorry, Anyway Oroikawa-sama, We need to clear the concert this saturday.." He held out a form, which he slid over the table.

"Of course.." I eyed the contract simply... Skimming the lines before grabbing a nearby pen, and swiping on my John Hancock... I slid it back.. Sango caught it, and smiled at me.

"I still don't know why a succesful guy like you is the last one getting married... I mean, Honestly!" I blushed..

"I guess, I'm just not the guy who believes one night of sex leads to love, Y'know?" He grins... Miroku, obviously hurt by this, immediately clutches his heart.. Falling out of his chair... Sango rushes to his side... Of course, Everyone knows what happens here... A 'smack' resounds in the halls, and i simply sigh... He'll never learn...

"Sango, Are you two going to their party this weekend?" Of course, Their meaning Inuyasha, and Kagome's...

"Of course." I smiled at her, and bid her adieu after signing what was left of the contracts... Miroku was still pretending to be KO'd, and staring up Sango's business skirt... As soon as i left i heard another loud 'smack'...

So in love..

Two days later...

I was dressed for the party... It was saturday evening, and the concert had gone over, with a blast, last night... Tonight was Kagome's, and Inuyasha's little souriee. I'm going to wear the normal tuxedo, and slacks to the party... Leaving my hair down, as always...

Hopefully tonight won't be too awful...

Author's Note: Sorry most of the chapter was just a bunch of snuff, but it's just for you to get in the mood about Alex's personality, and some connections with Naraku.. ,and Yes.. Of course.. Naraku is probably going to be a very vital part of the story!

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