The Pretty Dress of Ganondorf
(Chapter 2: Chick Flick
Ganondorf sat on his couch watching The Hot Chick. "You know, that guy reminds me of me right now, doesn't that sound like just so ironic?" Ganon asked himself. At this point Ganon had completely lost his mind, not only was he exploring his feminin side, he was becoming one. On the first day he started what people end a sentence with. Well, atleast there would be no more problems in Hyrule, or atleast everyone thought. Ganon went to have a shower and began to sing the hideous song that is so annoying, it makes people shriel, he started to sing "I DID IT MYYY WAAAAYYYY!!!!" All the windows in Hyrule broke. Zelda was reading her most favourite novel at the time. Super Mario Adventures it was called. Just then her window broke and Zelda plugged her ears. "What is that awful noise." Zelda looked across to street only to see an open window view. Zelda ran to bathroom and puked. Link came in the room. "It's okay, stay calm..." Link looked out the window only to see the same view. Link looked at Zelda, and together they both put on a white leather jacket and rocked back and forth pretending nothing happened. When Ganon was finished he went outside and danced freely with glee. "Oh, look at these roses, they are such beautiful roses. Just the Peter Griffin came into the picture. "Hey, some people think that weeds are bad but ummm, who the hell decided Tulleps were so great?" Ganon looked at him. "How right you are, go sister." "What the duce is this, hhmmm, a castle I say, well yes, this could do for my chance to reign. If I can can up there I can finally get rid of that rechid woman!!!" Stewie said as he approached Ganon and Peter. "AAAWWW, would you wook at this little wute baby!!!" Ganon said in his baby voice. "Oh, damn you all!!!" Stewie yelled. "Here, you can have one of my miny swords." Ganon said in a high pitched voice. Stewie looked at him. "Yes, well.....VICTORY IS MINE!!!!" Then he ran. So after that starnge visit, Ganon decided that he would go for a walk and smell the fresh air. He came across a cute little squirril with a fluffy tale. "Come on, come here little fella, your so cute!!!" Ganon started to corner it. The squirril grew fangs and jumped at his face scratching it. "Note to self, the outdoors are dangerous."
So that was the end of this chapter. Please R&R, check out my other fanfics, well until the next chapter... I'm off! "Blast, this sword doesn't work....he shall pay!!!"