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Chapter 3: Arguments

Ganondorf was prancing around in his now beautiful garden. His life was so much better now. He seen the colours of the world, he seen the beautiful skies. His life now was about enjoying scenery. He skipped down a dirt road and began to sing loudly. "I feel prettyyyyyy, oh so prettyyyyyy, oh so prity and witty and gaaaaayyyyyyy, and I pity and girl that isn't me todayyyyyyyy, I feel charming, oh so charming, it's alarming how charming I feelllll.." "YOH GANON STOP!" Demon Mortal screamed covering her ears. "One line is enouph." She stated. "Oh sorry." Ganon put his head down in shame and walked slowly down the street. "I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD TO STOP SKIPPING!" His head propped up and he was on his way to where ever the hell he was going.

Link and Zelda were right in the middle of a love scene when Sheik came running in the door. "Ganon is coming princess, you must hide." He panted. "Woah, but your me." Zelda said. Link looked at Zelda. "You're who?" Link asked.

"I'm you?" Sheik asked.

"You're me?" Link asked.

"No I'm you." Zelda replied.

"Who?"

"Me."

"You are me, but who are you?"

"I'm you!"

"I'm me, but you're you..."

"You are me, I am you."

"Than who are you?"

"YOU!"

"So I'm you but you're me?"

"How am I me?"

"You are you but you're me!"

"But then you are who?"

"For the last FN time I'm you!"

"Now that that's out of the way, what about Ganon?" Link smirked.

The door broke open. "Ganondorf?" Zelda asked.

"Hahaha... it is me Ganondorf."

Ganon was caught off track.

"I thought Sheik was you..." he said.

"Who?"

"You."

"What?"

"You're supposed to be her."

"Who?"

"Zelda."

"But I'm you..."

"Here we go again..." Link sighed...

(Narrator from Spongebob Square Pants.) "1 hour later..."

"Okay. so we are us... but... you are her."

"I am me, you are you, he is he, I am her."

"Yes, I am you."

"But who are they?"

Ganon slapped his hand on his forhead. "Oh for the good of god..."

"Who's that...?"

"Oh Jebus.. I broke a nail!" Zelda cried.

"No one cares." Everyone replies.

After everyone had gotten it figured out, that Sheik wasn't Zelda everyone went home. Except for Ganon who had been drinking that night so Link took his keys away.

The next morning.

"Oh my head hurts..." Ganon said.

"That's what happens when you drink and try to stay focussed all night on a silly argument." Zelda snapped.

"Oh right, I'm you." He idiotically forcasted.

"NOOOOOOO!"

"I thought I was you..."

"NO Sheik is me, but he is not me but his is..."

"I'm not you?"

"No."

"Am I now?"

"no."

"What bout now?"

After the long argument Ganon was able to go home. He came back 5 minutes later. "Do you want to go shopping?"

"NO!" Zelda yelled.

"I'll go." Link replied. So Link and Ganon happily skipped down the dirt road to the nearest mall.

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