(NOTE): Just in case your wondering, people of Oz still don't know the wizard is human. AtGlinda's trial, they thought he was just the torturer...you know? He just wanted the full pleasure of hurting Glinda himself...Well now that that's cleared up...
It was late atnight when Elphaba and Fiyero reached Kiamo Ko. Fiyero carefully flew around the castle to make sure the Gale Force wasn't there as Elphaba stayed hidden in the trees. Her green skin and dark clothes blending in very well with tree's leaves and bark,Fiyero almost didn't see her when he motioned that it was safe.They flew to the balcony that extended from the master bedroom and quietly landed. "I'll check to see if Kaphion's in there." Fiyero said as he edged towards the opening, tightly gripping his broom.He peered inside.
"Well?" Elphaba said, a little impatient "he is in there?" Fiyeroturned around nodding, clearly trying very hard not to laugh.
"He's in there all right" he squeeked " but I don't think he's exactly alone." Elphaba raised an eyebrow as she slid over and peeked inside. She could see the large bed and it clearly was holding more than one person. She could also see movement and hear faint moans of pleasure, and she also tried not to burst out laughing.
"So, now what?" Fiyero said "should we wait?"
"Nah." Elphaba managed to answer "Who knows when they'll stop?"
"OK then, but if he tries to kill us, you'll be first!" He moved closer to the entrance and knocked as loudly as he could. Elphaba could barely supress a giggle as she heard cries of shock and theheavy rufflingcoming from the room.
"WHO'S THERE?" an angry, male voice shouted "WHO ARE YOU?"
"THE SEX PATROL!" Fiyero shouted back "WE'VE COME TO BE SURE YOUR PROPERLY PROTECTED!" At this, Elphaba had to at least let out achuckle.
Kaphion's eyes widened as he heard his brother's mocking voice come from the balcony. "Oh! Um...Inchea (in-CHEE-uh), darling, I'mterribly sorry about this but...um" he reached down and picked up his new wife's clothes "you need to get out fora moment." he finishing, blushing with embarassment.
"What! But why? Who are those people, Kay? Why are they here?What do they want?"
"I'm sorry Chee, but...well...it's complicated. I'll explain everything later. Promise." He threwone of his shirts over her, rushed her out the door, andhanded her clothes back to her. "Go tothe empty Guest Room down the hall and I'll be there in a minuet. But, please don't come back in without at least knocking."
"Kaphion, what is going on? Your scaring me, my love.Darling, are you in trouble?"
"Please Chee, try to understand." he said pleadingly "I am VERY VERY sorry about all this, but I justcan't tell you right now. I'll tell you later.I swear!" He gave her a quick kiss and angrily turned as he shut the door, his face red with anger and humiliation.
He saw his older brotherand his wife standing near the bed, looking like they were about to explode with laughter. "WHAT IN OZ'S NAME IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU COULDN'T HAVE WAITED UNTIL AT LEAST MORNING?" he hissed through his clenched teeth. By then, Elphaba and Fiyero couldn't take it anymore.Their laughter escaped so loudly, that Kaphion had to rush over and try to cover their mouths. "Shut up!" he said "You want the whole palace to hear! Anyway it's NOT FUNNY!"
"Yes it is." Fiyero said still grinning.
"But what do you mean the whole palace?" Elphaba said after calming down "Are there others here?"
"Yes. Almost the whole family. They came for my wedding celebration. The whole damn castle, except for one room, is full. I just hope you haven't woken anyone up!"
"I don't think we have." Fiyero said "All the Guest Rooms, except for the one down the hall,are in the other tower. So I don't think anyone has heard us. And congrads on your wedding, Little Bro!"
"Still" said Kaphion still very annoyed "Why did you come here at this time of night? And on my wedding night no less."
"It's a long story" Elphaba said "So I suppose it could wait until morning. So, I guess,you can go have your wedding night after all!"
"Humph" Kaphion said "Well, if you need me, I'll be in theGUEST ROOM (of all places tospend your wedding night so I suggest you DO NOT disturbe me again). You two can have thisroom.But don't leave untilI come and getyou in the morning!"
As he opened the door to go Fiyero called out "Hold on! You never assured me you were properly protected!" The door slammed shut as Elphaba giggled once more.Fiyero then looked at the bed and grinned mischievously at his wife. "Well Fae,our anniversary is tomorrow" he said seductively,sliding his arms around Elphaba's waist "and there no reason to let a perfectly good 'marriage bed' go to waste. So...since you gave me my gift early how bout I give you one of your gifts right now?" He began kissing her neck as he led her over to the bed.
"But wait!" Elphaba said smiling "Are you properly protected?"
"Well, you are just gonna have wait and find out!"
They chuckled as they fell onto the bed, kissing each other passionately...
So, you like it? I'm sorry it's not longer, but it's really late right now!