I don't know what the heck I'm doing, or if I really should be on some kind of medicine right now. But this is short, only to prove that I can, and about Sirius piercing Remus's nose. Review, even if you only do it to keep me of writing fanfics. Whatever you wanna call me, I probably deserve it. Slightly slash, to be honest. If you don't like it, then tell me so. I do think it would be healthy for me. Really. /The words this unworthy author has to say to her defence
"I have absolutely no idea how you talked me into this, or why. All I know is that this is going to be a complete disaster." Since I kinda had to concentrate, I didn't answer him. I simple gave him The Glare. He knew, of course, what it meant.
"I don't know why. Just trust me on this one, would you?" Remus wasn't happy. A shame really. I mean, piercing his nose would be a hole lot easier if he could just shut the fuck up, and let me do my best. I told him so. He gave me The Glare. Me, of all people! So, I had to defend myself.
"I mean, this is a thing I can do, if anyone. I even did it to my own ear once." He wasn't convinced.
"You mean the time you wouldn't dare to come out of the hospital wing for a week, nor let anyone se you, and the infection was so bad they thought you had been bitten by a dragon?"
He had a point. So that's when I stuck the needle in. He had a splendid defence:
"AH! Sirius fucking Black, you bloody bastard! May your…" I won't repeat what he said about my relatives, nor the nasty things he hoped would accrue to them. And it wasn't like I didn't deserve it. So I merely agreed. Didn't help, but at least he stopped whining. What a relief. And a hole lot of silence, that needed to be filled.
"Reee…" I used my best puppyeyes, and he sighed.
"What?" I grinned. Wide.
"You do look hot with that. Really."