THE STEVE SAGA CHAPTER 2:Perfect Steve Arrives

I DON'T OWN DBZ

Goku set foot on the lookout tiling and was greeted by Piccolo.

"Hey Goku what are you doing here? And why are you a SS3?" Piccolo asked curiously.

"Shut up! I'm asking the questions around here!" Goku said angrily.

"There's no need for hostility," Piccolo said calmly.

"If I wanted to hear from a butt I woul have farted!" Goku replied.

"You're really testing my patience!" Piccolo warned.

"Ooh, am I making the martian man mad?" Goku taunted.

"Just tell me what you #$& want darnit!" Piccolo yelled angrily.

"I want the dragonballs, stupid."

"You're the #$& dragon you stupid #$&!!!" Piccolo screamed. "Now get the #$ out of here!"

"Geeze, sorry mister senesetive," Goku said. Then he flew back to where he had fought Steve. He landed and resurrected both Trunks and Goten. All of a sudden, Steve reappeared once again but with a much higher power level. Steve fired two beams of energy through Goten and Trunks' chests, killing them instantly.

"You really shouldn't have done that," Goku said displeased.

"Ha, ha! I bet you weren't expecting me to show up again, did ya?" Steve said gleefully.

"Actually, knowing the author's lack of intellegence, I knew you'd show up again," Goku explained.

"You sure you should be talking about the author like that?" Steve asked worriedly.

"Of course! He can't do nothin' to me. I'll show you." Goku then pulled down his pants and began mooning the author. "Yeah, what do you think of that, poophead?!" Goku challenged. Then the sky opened up and a man with shimmering robes floated down.

"Who are you?" Goku asked pulling his pants up.

"I am the servant of the author and I hereby announce Steve is now able to kill Goku," the robed man said.

"What? That's nonsense! I'm a Super Saiyan 4 for Pete's sake!" Goku argued as he ascended to SS4.

"Well you aren't now," the servant waved his hand and Goku lost all his strength. "Good day." Steve then blew Goku to pieces.

"Well that was unfulfilling," Steve said disappointedly."Hey! Maybe Vegeta will be fun to kill." Steve then flew off to West City in search of the Saiyan prince.

To Be Continued...

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