Welcome to chapter two and I hoped you liked chapter one now I will be gone until Thursday and I'll probably update Friday anyways I hope you like this.

Disclaimer I don't own star wars.

CHAPTER 2

THE FISH OF DOOM

"Kenobi heavy sleeper you are," said Yoda through his gas mask.

Now most of use seeing a little alien in a gas mask after waking up would probably have the same expression as Obi Wan Kenobi.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Obi Wan screamed.

"Shhhh," said Yoda.

"Me it is, Master Yoda," said Yoda as he also bopped Obi Wan Kenobi on the head with is cane.

"Master Yoda, sorry you scared me I hope I didn't wake anyone up," said Kenobi as a whole hall of Jedi came out and shook their fists at him and gave him a I'm-gonna-kill-you-later look, because they were too lazy to yell.

"Source of stench is this?" asked Yoda through a gas mask as he pointed to the dead fish on the floor with is cane.

"Yeah, Anakin said that he had to observe a dead fish for a month and it had to be by the door, your assignment," replied a now more awake Obi Wan Kenobi.

"Never heard of this assignment I have, make this up Skywalker did," said a now angry Yoda for Kenobi being so gullible.

"Well I questioned him about it when he brought it in here and he said it was just an assignment and that you have gone off the edge," said Kenobi, "Sorry Master Yoda, please come inside."

"First, gone off the edge I have not, second, who is crazy enough to assign a whole class a dead fish for a month, and third, how come you don't notice the scent of the fish?" asked Yoda.

"Well the first couple of days it is unbearable but then you get used to it," replied Obi Wan, "But when you get used to it, it doesn't become such a big deal."

"Become a huge deal it has, no one wants to be by your room, borrowing Master Windu's mask I am," replied Master Yoda.

"I'm sorry Master Yoda I didn't know it was getting to be such a big deal, I thought the everyone on the floor had a dead fish in their room," replied Kenobi.

"Have a dead fish in the room everyone but you does not, clean this place up we shall," said Master Yoda, "Where is your padawan?"

"He's sleeping I'll go get him," said Kenobi as he ran off into Anakin's room.

Now compared to the Anakin's room the living room is the cleanest thing to exist. The living room is covered with soda cans, pretzel bags, chip bags, pizza boxes, soda stains of many colors, ants are all around, and covered in muddy paw prints from the time they had to baby sit Windu's dog. Anakin's room on the other hand, there are no pizza boxes, but there are many dead fish in it. Soda cans fill the place alone with his clear but dusty desk. There is even some sticky stuff hanging on the wall! All that would change today as Yoda would make them clean the room.

"Oh Padme give it to me babe," said Anakin as he made very awkward motions with his pillow which is down in a certain sensitive spot below the waist.

"Anakin, you perv," said Obi Wan as he shook Anakin, "We are officially going to stop telling each other what we dream from now on in this apartment ok."

Anakin usually made up what he said about the dreams, usually he said was: killing the sith, rapping, or nothing. But the truth was usually his dream was about Padme, now they usually didn't have sex but occasionally they did, in Anakin's dream and only in Anakin's dream.

"Yes Obi Wan," said Anakin as he yawned and took the pillow and put it back by his head, "Why are we up so early its only 12?"

"If your clock wasn't covered in the stuff coming from the wall you'd see that half of your clock is covered," said Obi Wan Kenobi (it's not a digital clock it's a two had clock if you get what I'm saying), "Now Master Yoda is over and we are going to clean today, for the second time this year, and you are going to apologize for the fish thing, Anakin you could've hurt his feelings."

"I didn't think you were that gullible Obi Wan really anyone could tell that it was prank, except you," said Anakin.

"We can debate this later now get dressed," said Obi Wan as he walked out of Anakin's room.

"He's up now if you'll excuse Master Yoda I need to change, I don't want to offend you any longer with what I am wearing," said Obi Wan, its more what he's not wearing, he sleeps in boxers only.

"Yes, change you shall be back in 2 minutes, use the windows you shall not to escape," said Master Yoda.

"Thank you Master Yoda," said Obi Wan as he did a quick bow and went off change.

Well did you like it if you did please tell me if you didn't tell me why but just don't say I suck thanks.