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CHAPTER 4

TRASH TALKING

"Very good this is Obi Wan," said Yoda.

"What will we start with first, Master Yoda?" asked Anakin as if he had never cleaned before which he probably hasn't.

"Start with the living room we shall," said Master Yoda, "Obi Wan the plastic bags use them you will, pick up the cans and pizza boxes you will but leave the fish you must, know a way to rid the fish easier I do. Anakin use the feather duster you shall, dust the television and wooden pieces of furniture you shall but first you must help Obi Wan clean up the mess you and him made. Have gloves do you?"

"No, not with me but there are some in the kitchen I will go get them," said Obi Wan, "Do you want a pair Master Yoda?"

"No thank brought my own pair I did," said Yoda as he pulled out his neon pink glove getting strange looks from Obi Wan and Anakin then Obi Wan went to get the gloves, "The only color they came in was this, find this at the one dollar store I did, and if dirty it becomes then able to clean it easily it is, dirt shows up on it well. Have this glove for a few years I have and in good condition it is."

"Here you go Anakin," said Obi Wan as he handed him the neon orange plastic gloves and put his own on.

"Thank you," said Anakin now usually he'd just go away and eat breakfast instead of cleaning. But since Master Yoda was there he was at Obi Wan's mercy for the dance he had to stay.

"I will vacuum after you pick all the cans, use the force you can Obi Wan but Anakin you cannot if I find you consequences there will be, no dance for you tonight," said Yoda.

"Ok Master Yoda," said Anakin as he started to hand pick the trash and Obi Wan joined him.

"What are you doing Obi Wan?" asked Anakin.

"I'm picking up trash Anakin," said Obi Wan.

"Why not use the force?" asked Anakin.

"Anakin that would not be fair while I am your mentor I will not take the easy way out and besides it's good to spend time with each other," said Obi Wan.

"Thanks Obi Wan," said Anakin.

"You're welcome Anakin," said Obi Wan, "I'm sure that we'll be able to go to the dance, it starts at 7 and this will only take till probably 12."

"You mean you and me right?' asked Anakin.

"Yes I do who else would I be talking to, the trash?" asked Obi Wan which made Anakin laugh.

"I didn't think you would be Obi Wan but you can never be sure these days," said Anakin, "With all these kid movies with animals talking who knows maybe a light saber will speak next."

"If you're a young kid I can see them enjoying it and a parent kind of but most of the time they are annoying," said Obi Wan, "Considering that they always are the same, something goes wrong then the main character works up to get to it meets another problem then gets through it."

"Whoa Obi Wan I didn't know you paid the close attention and in that much detail and you didn't really like them, the few we went to you seemed to not mind," said Anakin.

"That's because I didn't want you to have a bad time," said Obi Wan.

"Thanks Obi Wan but who were you really talking to?" asked Anakin with another laugh.

"What Anakin you think I've gone off the edge?" asked Obi Wan with a chuckle as he picked up more cans and threw them in a paper bag.

"Maybe," Anakin replied with a smirk but then turned into laughter as he picked up more cans.

"How many sodas do we drink, we've (as Obi Wan and Anakin picked up a can) only cleaned this place two years ago," said Obi Wan.

"Obi Wan two years have gone by and clean this place you have not?" asked Yoda who was shocked because he always cleaned his quarters weekly.

"Yes well I've kept my room tidy, we were both supposed to help do the kitchen and the living room but we didn't," said Obi Wan, "But I clean the bathroom weekly."
With that Yoda had a sigh of relief; no one wants to be around a co-worker who doesn't clean his or her own bathroom. Also knowing that Obi Wan's bedroom was clean helped Yoda relax more, he could accept Anakin living in a dirty room but he could not accept Obi Wan living like that.

"Meet a friend and bring him back I will, need to go I do," said Yoda as he left the room, "Back in half an hour I will be."

What do you think, did you like this or was this chapter horrible, if you didn't like it, it's ok next one you may like more. Anyways I have to go Smackdown is on and the Mexicools just came out and I have to watch, I hope you enjoyed this.