Hey I'm back I hope you liked the last chapter now what I should tell you is that it is opening game for the Browns and I won't update again on Saturday just to let you know. Now I want the Giants to get their butts kicked. Anyways this chapter is uh the fifth chapter now uh yeah how do authors write these really? I can see after the chapter but before them have to have something to say. And I have nothing, don't I bring up the most interesting topics lol. Anyways enjoy this chapter and if you read this I feel bad for you that you took your time to read this. If you didn't read this well its not like you missed a lot.

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CHAPTER 5

POKER TALES

"Now that Yoda is gone why did you choose dead fish anyways?" Obi Wan asked as he picked up more cans and other various pieces of trash that were scattered on the ground.

"Well first, I thought that you wouldn't believe that someone would actually assign that, it was just a joke which I thought that you would laugh at. I also choose a dead fish because it's hard to find, I could've said garbage, air fresheners, or a dead rat but you can find garbage, air fresheners, and a dead rat fairly easily. Where would you find a dead fish, you'd have to go out to the garden or somewhere else."

"But there are no fish in the garden, Anakin when did you sneak out?" asked Obi Wan.

"Uhhh well that time that you were in the meditation and I would be there for 4 hours, I went to the fence and into town and got a few," said Anakin.

"Well if this is a few I'd hate to see when you say a lot," said Obi Wan with a chuckle, "but really Anakin is there anything that is a lot that I should know."

"I dream about Padme a few times," said Anakin.

"Anakin I can tell you're lying," said Obi Wan.

"How can you?" asked Anakin.

"You're starting to blush and you're hair is standing up," said Obi Wan.

"I'll remember that when I play poker," said Anakin, "Thanks Obi Wan."

"Not stripe poker Anakin," said Obi Wan, "I hope."

"Nah, usually I play with guys, I tend to win," said Anakin.

"Well if you play make sure that you win, I'd rather hear that you won at stripe poker than you lost, but I don't want you to play," said Obi Wan, "trust me it sucks if you lose."

"Obi Wan did you ever play?" asked Anakin as he picked up more trash.

"Yes twice actually," said Obi Wan, "Eww this banana peel smells, anyways the first time I was bare naked, down to nothing. But so was the girl next to me so it wasn't so bad. There were only 5 people but eventually I got my underwear back on."

"You were butt naked," said Anakin, "Who were the other Jedi?"

"Anakin it is not nice to interrupt," said Obi Wan, "But I will tell you anyways you know Master Ruth?"

"Yes," said Anakin.

"She was the one who was naked and we were both 16," said Obi Wan, "Mace Windu was there and a few others."

"How did it end?" asked Anakin.

"We all got tired and a couple of them fell asleep so I left, so did Master Ruth 'little does he know that's the whole story' thought Obi Wan," said Obi Wan, "The second time I did much better, I only had to take of my shirt and Master Roye (girl and these are their last names just incase you forgot) was there along with Master Ruth. This time we were 17 and both girls were down to their bras and panties, but not butt naked Windu was butt naked, a horrible sight which hopefully no one will have to see again."

"You know, Master Windu isn't all that bad," said Anakin, "He's kind of nice."

"He is, it's just that he's really strict," said Obi Wan, "But if you get to know him he's nice, I think."

"Yeah well hey I can see the floor," said Anakin, "It's been a while since I've seen it and there are a lot of ants."

"What did you expect to see, free pizza?" asked Obi Wan.

"Actually I expected to see mold," said Anakin.

"I'm sure you will see mold," said Obi Wan as he tied off a bag and got another, "Not all the pizza boxes are empty."

"Are you serious Obi Wan I thought we always finished it," said Anakin.

"Yeah I am a few times that we ordered we didn't finish and I forgot to put it for leftovers and we never threw it out so here it is," said Obi Wan as he opened one to reveal the green, "Always have a clean living quarter, I should've taught you that a long time ago. But don't obsess over it because that gets really creepy, and Qui Gon was like that somewhat and it was weird."

"Still it's not nice to say that about someone," said Anakin.

"We won't be seeing him soon Anakin so don't worry," said Obi Wan.

"I wouldn't say that," said Anakin as he looked over Obi Wan's shoulder.

What did you think about this chapter, review if you don't its ok I would just like to know your thoughts on it. Thanks for reading this even if you don't review thanks and I'll update sometime soon. Don't you just hate it when the author takes up all that space at the beginning for who knows what but the chapter was decent sized it just wasn't a huge pre story thing and no chapter anyways now I'm one of those authors, lol anyways I'll update later GO BROWNS! (Do I use anyways too much I think I do)