Man, no reviews the whole day! I was hoping I'd at least get one before updating. Eh, w/e. Here's the next chappie.

Disclaimer: Don't own squat. Well, I might own that. Who knows? But I don't own C to the L, that's for sure.

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Well, you know what's happened! You've been paying attention, haven't you? I arrived. I'm rooming with this 'Sissy'. In my opinion, you'd have to be crazy to name your kid that, or want that type of nickname. Unnerving, if ya asked me. But hey, who asked me?

"Did you sleep well? Or at all?" Sissy asked in what seemed to be a concerned voice. If you consider conniving and slimy concerned. But I answered all the same.

"Well, I got those five hours of sleep I wanted," She seemed confused, so I filled her in, "and I mean that in the most sarcastic way possible..." I received a brief chuckle at my...what do you call it...ah, yes, joke. However, I went on with my soon to be daily ritual of making my body move, getting out of bed, wearing socks, and showering. Oh! I almost forgot getting dressed. I bet a few of the guys in this school would be depressed at that, but I didn't quite care what they thought. I cared about getting the hell out of these classes, passing for a year, and going home again. I didn't plan on making friends or anything. Who needs friends if you're just going to lose them in a year? Or that as what I was thinking then, before I met you-know-who and did you-know-what...you sick perverts! I meant going to Lyoko! Jeez, someone needs a hobby...and a life.

"Do you know where your classes are? I could give you that tour now, if you want," Sissy seemed more considerate that time, but still a little pissed. Must be these crappy mattresses. I shook my head, resolving to find my own way through something that wasn't a computer screen. Or a guy. Hah, that reminds of that one time where...oops! Must have gotten off track! Back to the story.

"Alright, off to my first class! I have no clue what it is, no clue where it's at, no clue why I'm even going to go to it when I can just skip and say I got lost, but hey! I mighty as well get going!" You know, you'd be surprised at how many times I've said that to myself. However, seeing as how for once the idea of skipping did not completely overtake my mind instantly, I decided I was going to enjoy this day. MAN was I wrong.

"Alright kids, we have a new student today! I see you're excited and I'm happy about it, but then I realize that you're just happy you get to postpone your Physics exam to study and not pay attention. Isn't that right, Odd?" If I thought I had heard a monotone voice when listening to Ex-Pres Bush's assassinator talk on live television to the world, I was WAY wrong to judge that guy without knowing what was out there in the world. However, after figuring out what she actually said and not how she said it, I was shocked to realize that other people were shocked to realize that this 'Odd' fellow was actually studying! I began to admire his ability to change and hoped it would influence my own ability to do the same.

'Wow, he's got a good-to-know attitude, and he's cute to boot! Yowza, look at that hair! Love the purple' I luckily thought to myself without saying out loud. I'd have to get to know him.

"Miss Pharaoh! Earth to Alexandria! Wake up!" Huh? What? Teacher? Ah. Teacher. The one word that can change my mind from asleep to alert in an instant. What was I thinking about again? Oh yes. 'Odd'. NO! Teacher! Yes! FIGHT ALEX! FIGHT FOR IT!

"Uh...OH! Yes? I'm sorry Mrs...um..."

"Mrs. Hertz. Please take a seat next to Odd. He's the trouble maker over there with...(shudder) purple hair. He can give you a tour if you'd like, too, right Odd?"

"Of c-course Mrs. Hertz! Man, Ulrich better have a way to get me out of this," The second part was a bit out of others hearing, but I have perfect ears. It makes up for my disability to pay attention. In an ironic sort of way. I got kind of mad, but didn't pay it much mind. After class, however. That was when the phrase 'anger control' meant nothing to me whatsoever.

"Alright, I suppose you want a tour?" He seemed kind of bored and yet very alert in the meantime.

"No thanks. I can find my way on my own. Thanks, anyways, however. Oh! There is one thing. Do you know where the lunch room is?" I didn't even see it coming. Who could have expected it. Let me just give you a sound effect:

SLAP

BAM! Some pompous prissy little girl just comes up and removes my face. Now, you see, I'm Japanese. I went to a school for NINJA'S. I failed, but I know how to fight. And I have a temper. I'm a woman, how can you expect me not to have a temper when someone else comes up and assaults me for no reason?

"Excuse me! Do you have something to say to me? 'Cause you better say it fast before you don't have enough teeth to pronounce it!"

"Yes I do! Stay a-way from my boyfriend!" Oh. She thought I was flirting with Odd? Let's teach her a bit of a lesson.

"Who? Odd? Excuse me, but he was asking me if I needed a tour, just like Mrs. Hertz asked him to!"

"Oh...I'm sorry...I just assumed-"

"Hey! Do ya want to know what they say about assuming? It makes an ass out of u and me!" Backhand to the face! A few calls of catfight could be heard, but I didn't care. That's why I didn't hear when they stopped and the principal stood next to me. Not a good sign.

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"Now listen, both of you! Fighting is not allowed, I don't care what the reason. You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Go back to your dorms or classes and I don't want to hear any more of this!" That was the last thing before getting shut off into my room. I forgot to go to my next class, but I didn't care very much. MY day was slop...couldn't be changed. Not only did I get in major trouble, but I found out the hottest guy in my class already has a girlfriend. Not a good sign indeed...

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Well, next up was...kind of hard for me. So, guess who I invited to come tell it for me? Odd himself! Ha-ha, now I control the keyboard. I mean...this is still Alex. Odd is SOOOOO dreamy and I just want to make out with him and EVVVERYTHING AND-shut up Odd. I can and will cause major pain to your face. And your hair. EEEEEEK Cya next time peeps!

Ok so that wasn't even as long as the last chappie...I'm already running out of ideas, lol. So I'm possibly changing this to a duo of evil masterpiece with Kadesh! Ta! Oh, and I won't update this time till 5 reviews AT LEAST! Ok?

-Trake