A/N: This is insane, that's all I'm saying...

Dedecation: To Paige Halliwell (the reviewer not the character) this one's for you!

Disclaimer: I don't own Charmed, but i did buy Prue the other day I'll sell her to anyone for 2 dollars (Yep, i know is way too expensive)... oh wait! pardon me, that's not Prue that was just a piece of dog doodie... weird... how could I get the two mix up? oh well...

Title: Charmed Together.

Chapter 1: The plan.

Prue sat at the kitchen table reading a magazine as she ate some popcorn. She flipped through the pages, trying to find something remotely interesting to read. She finally stopped at an article that was titled 'So you've recently come back from the dead and your sisters don't want you in their lives'. Paige walked in, looking slightly tired. "Prue." Paige acknowledged Prue's existence, as she served herself some coffee.

"Paige." Prue responded, not taking her eyes off the article.

They both sat there for a while. Paige decided to end the silence. "So..." Ok. Not her best attempt.

"Uh huh." Come ladies, I have a story to tell! Give us something!

"Phoebe's such a slut." Paige finally found a topic Prue loved. Dissing her sisters!

"Tell me about it. And did you see what Piper was wearing today? Someone needs a visit from the 'Fab five'."

"Well she's got a Fab one' if you count Leo." Oh, poor Paige. Prue does not enjoy people badmouthing Leo.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Um... well, you know? The whole gay thing he has going on." Paige just loved digging her grave.

"Oh, that's it. Bitch, you're going down!" Prue stood up to looked all-powerful. To bad Paige is taller than her. "You want none of this, bitch. I'll fuck you up!"

"O...k... I'm going over there until you're little episode ends."

"Are you calling me crazy? That's it!" Prue bitch slapped Paige.

"You hussy, you!" Paige delivered a kicked in the knee.

"What the hell is going on here?" Piper had no time for funny business.

"She started it!" The two said simultaneously.

"You know what? I'm so sick of this family not getting along!" Piper grabbed her two sisters by their ears and escorted them to the dining room. Phoebe and Leo were already there, looking rather uncomfortable. "I suppose you're all wondering why I force you to be in the same room together." Piper stared at her family. "Being the head of this household I feel it is my duty-"

"Ha, ha, Piper said doodie!" Phoebe laughed.

"Do you wanna get blown up?" Piper looked extremely piss. Phoebe looked ashamed. And she should be! "As I was saying," Piper continued, "This family is drifting apart. Paige spends all her time in magic school. Phoebe is work-Is always distracted by anything shiny. Leo can't decide whether to be a father, or a villain, or an Elder, or dead guy, or a normal guy. The babies are never around. We're a family, damn it! We need to make an effort."

Prue cautiously raised her hand. "Piper, don't want to get blown up, but you didn't mentioned me."

"Well, not everything's about you, Prue."

Prue never looked more hurt. How can everything NOT be about HER! "Ok." She looked down sad.

"We need to make this better again." Piper went on. "So I decided out of the goodness of my heart to..." There was a pause as Piper made sure they were listening. "Trap you all magically in this house for ten days."

"You can't do that!" Paige protested.

"I don't want to get lock with Prue!" Said Phoebe.

"I don't want to get lock with Phoebe!" Said Prue.

"Piper aren't you been a bit dramatic?" Well, Leo was either the bravest man in the world or a complete idiot. What do you think?

"Dramatic? I'll show you dramatic!" Piper beat on Leo. Poor guy. He should've run away with Cole when he had the chance.

"Piper, let's be reasonable." Paige started. "You can keep us here for ten days."

"Yes I can. The spell was cast this morning. We can't leave the house."

All of them look at each other, and all had the same thought: Trap in a house for ten days with these people? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

To be continued...