A/N: So aparantly some idiot-I mean reviewer, wants some backround, This "person" has obviously never read any parody ficsand never read my fics, but being the nice person I am I decided to explain to this "person" some of his or her doubts...
1: Prue being back: I do give a reason for Prue being back in most of my fics (sans Charmed Ones Do Vegas, cause that was just one shot fun), however I feel the reason is not important cause is not part of the story, but I will eventually say what it is (plus, no one really cares but this "person")
2: Leo being gay: I have never said he was gay! I just mock how girly he is and in parody the trick is to exagerate stuff. I exagerate a lot! But I never said leo was gay, the characters in my stories may say that cause they're reacting to how I'm making him act (Plus everyone digs it but you again!)
3: Prue and Paige mutual hatred: Ok, this one i think is obvious but if I must explain things I must... Prue hates paige cause she a) is her replacement, b) is like a lot better than her, by family and fans c) can orb, and Paige hates Prue cuase she a) has a grudge againts her, b) wants to order her around, c) moved into her room without permision... those are the main ones, if i try to put all of the reasons it woulbe longer than thr story..
ok, enjoy the chapters!
Title: Charmed Together.
Chapter 3: Day 2.
Phoebe's sitting in the attic. She's staring at the wall and giggling. She starts to write something on the wall she was staring at. She giggles harder. It's all very dumb looking. Paige enters. "Hey Pheebs. What are you doing?"
"I'm making a spell!" She squealed.
"Um... why?"
"The Woggyman told me."
"Phoebe! You're not suppose to listen to the Woggyman!"
"But he's my friend!"
"No he's not! He's tricking you to become evil!"
"Ah screw it." The Woggyman said as he appeared next to Paige. "She can't write."
"Can to!" Phoebe protested.
At Piper's bedroom, our beloved and most favorite and beautiful Charmed one was watching TV. There was knock on the door. "I'm busy!" Piper screamed. Leo walked in anyway.
"Honey," He started. "Um, you know, the whole point of this was for us to be closer, yet you had been avoiding us for the past two days."
"Well you can't blame me." As always Piper was right.
"We could use this time for... You know."
"Leo, I'm going to say this as nice as I can. I'm not ever going to have sex with you again! Got it?"
"But..."
"Don't but me! You suck in bed." Leo was hurt, Piper didn't really care. "I mean, really sucked. I mean, you know who was good in bed? Dan was good in bed." Whoa, that was uncalled for! "Oh Cole was too." I'm not arguing with that.
"Yes he was." Um... Okay?
"What?" Piper was baffled. "You slept with Cole?"
"You're one to talked!"
"Well, I'm a woman! I had needs! Cole was sexy! Sue me!"
"Well ditto! Except for the woman part..."
"Well, I'm certainly glad we got this out in the open, I want a divorce now! Oh wait! We're not really married! Get out!" Piper pushed him out.
Somewhere in the house, Grams was trying to escape. It seemed that she was in the house when the spell was cast and was now trapped as well. Poor her. That should teach her to always haunt that place. Serves her right.
By the Solarium, Prue was reading a book titled 'Sexually frustrated dead women and the men who don't want to sleep with them'. Wyatt and Chris were randomly playing by her. She of course didn't notice when Wyatt orbed away. Paige walked in. "Oh you're here."
"Seems like it."
"Where's Wyatt?"
"Who?"
"THE BABY!"
"Oh... um..." Prue shrugged and kept reading. Paige rolled her eyes and left the room. Phoebe bounded in.
"Hey Prue! Whatcha doing?"
"Reading, is what smart people do."
"Oh. Then why are you reading it?" OMG! Go phoebe! That was awesome!
"Bitch!" Prue pummeled on phoebe. Paige walked in and joined her. Leo eventually orbed down and watched them. The sight of hot women fighting did nothing for him. Oh well... he join on the Phoebe pummeling. I think is safe to say that they have no other way to amuse themselves.
To be continued...