A/N: Yes you got 2 chapters... that means I should get twice reviewed-glares-for real!

Title: Charmed Together.

Chapter 4: Day 3.

Piper is in the kitchen. Baby Chris is in his seat. Wyatt is on the floor playing with athames. Phoebe walks in. She has scars all over and is wearing a cast on her right foot (She got pummeled good, lol). Piper chuckles a bit before leaving the room. Phoebe sits and plays with her laptop. Prue walks in.

"I'm so bored!" Prue said as she sat next to Phoebe. "What are you doing? Are you downloading porn? Can I watch?"

"You really need to get laid"

"Hell yeah... um, I mean, shut up Phoebe!"

"Well, I thought I write my column now that Piper won't let me play outside."

"Oh, did I ever tell you how NOT proud I am of you giving advice."

"Thanks Prue." She is so dumb. Prue slaps her and looks at the babies. Chris is eating and Wyatt is throwing athames at the fridge.

"Shouldn't we keep the athames away from the children?" Prue said as she turned back to Free-Um, Phoebe.

"He seems to always find them." Phoebe shrugged. "Now back to my column. 'Dear desperate for a man, you have obviously not tried hard enough. Rule number 1: Bra's aren't your friend. You should let those puppies out, men like that. Rule 2: Sex on the first date is always a plus. Is better if you have it even before you know his name. Rule c: Micro minis! The pinker the better. Rule 17-"

"Do any of those rules actually work?"

"Prue, do I have sex?"

"Constantly."

"Then, don't question my methods."

Um, anyway, in the attic, Leo was crying his puffy little eyes out to Paige. Paige pretended to care as she painted her nails. "There, there." She told her brother in law, not really giving a damn.

"She said she wanted a divorce! I thought she loved me!"

"Yeah, cause she certainly didn't marry you just to piss off the Elders..."

"I just don't understand what went wrong."

"You slept with Cole."

"Your point?"

Paige sighed. "Ok. You wanna get back in Piper's good side, you got to show her how special she is."

"How?"

"Hmm, give her money or something." Leo walked out thinking in what to do. Piper walked. "Hey Piper." Paige greeted.

"I'm beginning to think this spell was a mistake."

"No shit."

"I mean, I wanted for us to spend time together and all, but you people drive me crazy."

"Then end the spell."

"I can't. It's for ten days. It has to be for ten days."

"Well how hard can it be? We can wait a few days."

"Um, sure."

"GUYS!" Phoebe ran in. "Prue hit me!"

"We all hit you." Piper explained.

"Oh yeah..." she shrugged. "Whatcha doing?"

"I'm leaving." Piper exited.

"Ditto." Paige followed.

Phoebe sat to think. Why was she always left alone? Did her sisters not like her? Was she so annoying? Was that the reason they were always beating on her? Was all-"Ooh pretty mouse!" The idiot started to run after the rodent. Poor mouse.

To be continued...