(theme music, yada yada, shot of the cast, random shot of a tree, anddddd… we're good)

Jason's Pond, Episode 2: Love and Sugar go Hand-In-Hand

(scene: the next day, morning)

"Our group isn't the most popular. But does popularity really matter? It does in a world of fellow high schoolers who believe their whole lives are summed up in these short four years… if only they kn-

"Jason, who are you talking to?"

"Um, I haven't the slightest clue really."

"Idiot."

The others looked at me like I was Michael Jackson in heat, then shrugged, going back to a pointless conversation.
"…chicken," Scott said, nodding. "No way dude; beef," Alex said, grinning. Beast Boy started to cry. "You heartless punks! You know Beast Boy's a vegan! Besides, tofu own-

"So, who wants to go to the dance with me?" Starfire interrupted, giggling. (SILENCE)

"C'mon, I know you boys want me." (SILENCE) "I got a limo!" (SILENCE) "There'll be tofu and Dr. Pepper!"

"We're in!" Beast Boy and I laughed, exchanging high-fives. "No!" Starfire screamed, "just one of you! I can't take you both!" "Hey, babe, it's double or nothing. Take it or leave it!"

"Fine, fine!" she said with a hint of terror in her voice. "But only 'cuz you guys, are like, total hotties!" "What you are smoking?" I asked with curiousity…

"Yo guys! I got a date to the dance!" Scott yelled happily, running up. "This is my new girlfriend, Cassandra. Say hi Cassie!"

"Um, Scott, that's a hobo dressed like a cheap French whore," said Alex, wide-eyed. "Hey you, I gots these here clothes at the Ross store!" the hobo yelled angrily at Alex.

"Shut up! You guys are jealous that my girlfriend is totally hot!" he sobbed. "C'mon Cassandra, we're leaving!"

"The name's Bob kid, but for half that sandwich, I'll be anything you want me to be."

The rest of us did a group shudder. "Poor guy," I said, scratching my head in confusion.

Meanwhile, Starfire had her hands around Beast Boy, smiling and tickling him. Raven looked over and saw this, boiling with rage. "Beast Boy is mine, you bitch!" screamed Raven, huffing. "Aww, you're jealous! That's so cute!" Starfire giggled. "What? Jealous of over-sized tits and an IQ of 7? Yeah, realllll jealous." Starfire also screamed and lunged at Raven, knocking her to the ground.

"Ooo, this should be a good one," I said, getting out a bag of pre-popped popcorn. The two girls started scratching each other, rolling down the stairs. For no apparent reason they were also ripping each other's clothes off. "Wow, they're fighting for you Beast Boy. Sweet," I said through a mouthful of popcorn. "They're both insane, and besides, I love Raven, not Starfire." (record scratch noise)

Starfire broke from Raven's headlock and looked up, surprised. "W-wh-wh-what?! You're so hurtful!" she sobbed, standing up, then prancing away in just a bra and thong, her saggy ass hanging out.

Raven stood up and grabbed Beast Boy. "I knew it! I knew it! We will be together…FOREVER! Wuahahahaha!"

"That's fine, but please, no more evil laughs; it's freakin' me out." "Well, now that Water Works is gone, I just we got dibs on the limo!" I said, looking at my friends.

"Nice. Wanna go make out?" Beast Boy asked Raven. "Well, of course; I'll be a good fictional character and do as the writer tells me." "What?" "Never mind," she said, pulling him to her.

We all brushed our hair away from our face in a sexy-like manner, then joined hands, skipping away into the sunset… "What the- school's not over!"…

-Jason's Pond: Season 1 will be available on DVD in early March- look for it in a Wal-Mart near you! Now review!-