A/N: Oooh I did another chapter! I must be carefull or this will end sooner than I want it... maybe that spell should go longer...

Paige: Please no!

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Title: Charmed Together.

Chapter 8: Day 7

Piper was making coffee. Grams and her Mr. Right (which in a creepy way looked like Simon Cowell) were making out. Prue was at the table looking at them making out. The babies were there too. But Wyatt orbed out. No one noticed. Piper suddenly realized. "Has anyone seen Paige lately?"

"Not really." Prue shrugged. "She kind of disappeared right around the time my little kitty-poo appeared." Prue lifted up the kitty (Paige, if you forgot) she had a blue bow and a very frighten look. Who knows what she's seen the last days.

"Prue you're not hurting that cat are you?" Piper asked reacting to the cats scared stare.

Grams took her tongue out of her Mr. Right's mouth (SO GROSS!) and asked: "Where's Phoebe?"

"I lock her in the attic." Piper answered. "That way no one could get in and sex her up. With her sex free head she can free us from this Hell."

"Um... Piper?" Prue started. "This is a magical house. How's locking the door going to prevent anyone from going to the attic.

"Whoa-oh!" Piper ran to the attic. She was too late. Phoebe and Cole had just finish another round.

"Hey Piper!" Phoebe squealed stupidly putting back her clothes.

"Oh great!" Piper turned to Cole. "How did you get in anyway?"

"I've been haunting this place since I died. It's the it place for ghost."

"So you're dead?"

"Yes, and no. But mostly yes."

"Well you just ruin the only hope we had on escaping this place!" Piper pointed to Free-I mean Phoebe, who was talking to a rat.

"Hi mousy!"

"I'm sorry." Cole said sincerely. "If it makes you feel better I was thinking of you the whole time."

"How would you thinking on me while you sleep with that suppose to make me feel better?" Piper slapped Cole and left.

In Piper's bedroom, Leo was writing in his diary. Prue rudely entered, carrying Paige the cat around. "Leo, I'm going to kill you!" Prue said angrily.

"What did I do now?"

"I found 2 of my favorite tops burnt on the fire place!" If cats could smirk I'm guessing that's what Paige would be doing right now.

"I didn't do it!"

"You probably were trying them on, you drag queen." Leo slapped Prue.

"I'm NOT gay! I was just experimenting. For Piper."

"How does putting mini skirts help Piper?"

"Well it doesn't hurt her!" suddenly Paige returned to normal.

"Finally!" Paige slapped Prue. "You're a sick, SICK person! You should never take care of any living being." Another slapped for Prue and Paige stormed out.

"Does no one love me?" Leo rushed away, not wanting to answer. Cole came in. "Cole? You're still alive! After all I went through to vanquish your sorry ass!"

"Well, you failed."

"Apparently." Awkward beat. "Wanna watch cable porn?"

"K."

At the living room, Piper sighed loudly so Grams would stop whatever her Mr. Right and her were doing in the closet. Grams stepped out looking flustered. "What is it Piper?"

"I just realized I can't kill myself like you and mom did cause I would just become a ghost and still be stuck here.

"Piper, I died from a heart attack."

"Yeah... and you 'accidentally' fell down the stairs." Piper slapped her and left. Grams kept with the making out. EW.

To be continued...