Title: Charmed Together.

Chapter 9: Day 8

Paige was staring out the window. Children were playing. Couples were kissing. People were happy. She turned to the living room. Leo was playing twister with Grams, The Woogyman and Phoebe. It was cute at first. But now... Paige went back looking outside. God she misses being around normal people.

"Yo!" Prue said as she walked in. "You guys aren't going to believe this-"

"You slept with Cole." Leo said momentarily loosing balance and falling, ruining the game.

"How did you know?" Prue asked, her thunder being stolen.

"Cole told us at breakfast." Grams shrugged. "I thought I raised you girls better. Honestly, is Piper the only one who turned out right?"

"Where's Cole now?" Prue asked as she hit Phoebe and sat on her.

"Piper killed him." Paige said absently as she stared out the window.

"How can she killed him?" Prue wondered. "Isn't he already dead?"

"Oh it's Cole." Paige shrugged. "He's alive, he's dead, he's human, he's a demon, who cares anymore?"

"Paige are you ok?" Leo asked cause he clearly had nothing better to do.

"I WANT OUT!" Paige screamed. "This is driving me crazy! Like, really crazy! Like honestly!"

"We're all loosing a bit, aren't we?" Grams admitted. "Plus my Mr. Right spell ended, so I'm bored... unless Leo wants to... you know."

"Grams it was the 60ths let it go!" Leo said snapping fingers.

"Well I think we should all just calm the hell down." Prue said. She then noticed all eyes glaring at her. Or more specifically under her. "What?" Prue stood up to find a not-breathing Phoebe. "Shit!"

"Is she dead?" Grams asked, with a strangely out of place glimmer of hope.

Leo, always the good guy, bent down and healed Phoebe up. "I'm alive! Go me!" Phoebe squealed. Paige and Prue shook their heads at Leo.

Later, at the dining room Piper and the Woogyman were having tea. "So I said, 'Tempus, you need to stop being so needy', and he started to cry. He was such a prick. You guys did good vanquishing him." The Woogyman complemented.

"Why thank you." Piper blushed. "You know, for being an evil shadow that can posses us to do it's evil deeds, you're not so bad."

"You know, you always were my favorite." Oh God! Is this going where I think is going?

"Hmm, that's good to know..." Holy shit! I gotta stop this! Um... Prue came in.

"Piper! Why did you kill Cole? And how do you kill the dead?" Prue ranted.

"Well I could answer those questions, or I could hit you the frying pan. And since I already have said pan glued to my right hand..." Piper lifted her hand to show it was indeed glued to the frying pan, we hear the sounds of Leo giggling for some reason. "I'm going to go for the latter." Piper finished as she proceeded to hit Prue repeatedly over the head with the pan.

Later at Paige room, Paige was sitting at her bed. She looked very awkward. Phoebe walked in. Paige was to disturb to throw her out. Noticing her sister's look, Phoebe shift into helpful mode. "What is it, Paige? Do you need help with sex? I'm good at that!"

"That's why I'm in trouble now..." Paige said and a timer clock was heard from the bathroom. Paige walked over. A scream followed by a thud was heard. Phoebe was too distracted with a very ugly sweater in Paige's closet to care.

Back at the kitchen, we see Wyatt playing with Chris. But before you think this is cute, may I remind you this is Wyatt Matthew Halliwell, so he's orbing a bunch of knifes from the drawer and throwing then at Chris telekinetically. Luckily for Chris he has a lousy aim. Piper walked in. Wyatt orbed out. "Wyatt!" Piper grab her youngest and left the room to find the brat.

Over by the fireplace, Leo and Grams sat together. A haft empty bottle of wine is near. "So..." Grams said drunkenly. "You want to..."

"Well, I'm normally not this forward..." Leo lied.

"Hmmm, I like forwardness..."

To be continued...