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I would like to thank Agent Kumquat, Dr. Waka Waka, and Zigi for helping me out. I forgot to write this on my last story so, I'm so sorry.

"It's settled then? Oh, okay. We'll see you there," Shigure delightedly responded into the receiver.

"Who was that?" Kyo pondered.

With happiness plastered all over his face, Shigure answered, "It was Akito."

"What the hell does he want?" screamed Kyo.

"Akito invited to a party. He said there'd be food, lots of food, entertainment and a big announcement. I told him we'd all be there,"

"Oh, really? I wonder what the big announcement is?" wondered Tohru.

"Why should we go anyway?" Yuki reflected, irritatingly.

Two days later (Friday), Yuki and Kyo were forced to go to Akito's party. Forced meaning shot with sedatives, blindfolded, thrown into a van and waking up to Akito's frightening face and odd odor in the house. Apparently when Akito said there'd be a lot of food, he didn't mention that one little detail, HE WAS COOKING! Beeep. Beeep. "OHH NOO! The police are here, what do I do? SHIGURE! Somebody, anybody! Don't let them take me. I don't want to go to the loony bin! I've been there too many times! Save me, somebody! AHHHHHH!" Akito ran frantically in circles, his eyes twitching looking for a place to hide. Akito saw Shigure, Yuki and Kyo just standing with a blank, yet shocked expression on their faces. Akito grabbed Shigure's shoulders shaking him madly. "DO SOMETHING!" Haroti stepped into the smoked filled house. He noticed Akito's neurotic behavior and immediately shot him with tranquilizers, saying, "That's the smoke alarm, you idiot," in the cool fashion of his.

Hours later when the catering service and rest of the gang had arrived and the once narcotic Akito awoke to a clean, fresh smelling house and Yuki and Kyo exhausted faces from cleaning up Akito's mess. "What happened?" Akito questioned, his head in pain and pretty much clueless.

"Nothing," Hatori reassured, stroking Akito's head and repeating his answer as if Akito was a senile old man.

As every one got settled in, the party began. Tohru had invited her two best friends, Arisa and Hana. The entire zodiac family had also arrived even Kyo. The tables were set with Ayame's hand embroidered tablecloth, delicious catered food, which Akito thought he cooked, and desserts, everyone stayed away from being that Kagura made them. Everyone was getting restless, waiting to eat and for some entertainment.

"WE WANT FOOD. WE WANT FOOD.WE WANT FOOD!" everyone chanted.

"Okay, Okay hold your horses." out spoke Hatori possibly using the wrong metaphor, as Rin stared at Hatori just through the slits of her eyes.

"Ahh, yes. The entertainment. I forgot about that." Akito sighed. "Oooo, I have a an odd, square device that I just bought yesterday. Who's up for a little adventure?" Turning around to see their reaction, everyone had left except for Tohru; suddenly Yuki grabbed her arm and went into hiding. After they played their little game of hide-and-seek, the gang stuffed their faces full of the meats, veggies and sweets.