A/N: Well I'm back, go me! Some things are going to change though, "Skeletons in the attic" will be taken off due to lack of time and ideas, sorry for those who were reading, feel free to curse me at will. Also, "Return of The Source" Will end next week, ther next update is the last. Sorry but , time. this fic will go on for now "Charmed Again" will be updated soon. well that's it. Enjoy. Oh the third person is Zankou. um, bye.

Title: Charmed Together.

Chapter 12: Day 11

Phoebe was in the kitchen making cookies. She forgot she doesn't know how to cook. The kitchen was predictably a mess. Leo walked in. "Piper's going to so kill you."

"Oh, she will not." Phoebe dismissed. "She can't get out of bed. The cow." Phoebe chuckled. Leo did too. The bitches.

"So what were you up to yesterday?" Leo asked sitting down and stupidly trying the first batch of cookies.

"Oh, I was in my room with Zankou." Zankou conveniently walked in.

"We were putting dresses on. I love this, by the way!" Zankou said as he adjusted Phoebe's skirt, which he was wearing.

"Oh." Leo paused. "Why wasn't I invited?" The idiots all shrugged and kept eating the cookies. I so do not want to see the bathroom line after this.

"Guys?" Phoebe decided to bite the bullet. "I think I want to get back with Cole."

"Oh?" Zankou said tilting his head. Leo looked at Phoebe with a face that seemed sort of jealous.

"Yes, you know, I hardly think about myself, but I think I should go back to Cole. And yes, he was an evil demon that tried to kill me and my sisters countless of times, but you should see him naked. I mean really." Leo oddly looked like he was remembering something. Phoebe continued. "And I know my sisters wouldn't approve but I think that is time for me to think about my needs. I mean, Prue never trusted him and was always on his case and even though she was totally right about his intentions that's so not the point. She was just jealous I was getting some. And Paige! Don't even get me started on Paige. She has never had my best interest at heart. I mean, she barely knows Cole and doesn't trust him and then she goes accusing him of being evil and even though she was completely right she should've kept it to herself. I mean did they ever think on how I felt? No. It was always their feelings. And the Elders' feelings. And the innocents Cole killed feelings. What about Phoebe's feeling? They're selfish. Always thinking about themselves. I never think about myself. I'm SO not self-centered! So you know what? I am getting back with Cole. I don't care if I piss off-"

At the attic, Cole and Dan were plotting. "Will that work?" Dan asked sliding his hand through his greasy hair. Cole gave him an I-can't-believe-I-had-sex-with-you look.

"It should work." Cole finally said. "You'll talk to Leo about me and I'll talk to Piper about you. It's basic high school rules."

"Cool." Dan tried to high five Cole. Cole didn't. "Where's the love?"

"Not. Touching. You're hand."

"Oh well, I'm going to go gel my hair." Dan left to do so. Prue ran in and shut the door.

"Prue, I'm not sleeping with you again." Cole told firmly.

"I'm hiding from Jack." Prue said as she walked to Cole. Cole looked at Prue scar-filled face. Prue noticed. "Oh. The pregnant bitches got me." She explained.

"I wonder who the fathers of those babies are."

"Actually is father, not fathers. They both slept with the same demon. You'll never believe who it is. It's-" But before Prue could spoil my plot twist, Jack barged in.

"Hi Prue." He quickly walked over to her making all of us uncomfortable. "So how about we get naked and take from there?"

"Get away from me you sick motherfucker!" Prue said firmly backing away.

"Hey, mom had nothing to do with it... this time."

"Oh that's just gross." Cole said quickly leaving.

"Cole! Don't leave me with him!" But Cole had left. Jack started to kiss Prue's feet. And them licked them. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" Prue screeched in terror.

Back at the kitchen. Phoebe was still rambling. "-Always does that. She's so inconsiderate with me. And Paige! Oh she always acts like she's nice but deep down I know she doesn't like me. Oh I just know it. And I'll tell you something about Prue, she is so not ALL THAT. She has that lazy eye and that ugly squint thing she does. And Paige, two words: Get a tan! And-"

"SHUT UP!" Zankou pleaded. "Shut the fuck up!" He stormed out. Phoebe blinked and looked at Leo, who by now had pass out. She punched him.

"Ow." Leo whimpered. "What? Where did Zankou go?"

"Where you even listening to me? I was talking about Cole and me! This is what I was talking about. You guys all think about yourselves! What about me? And me and Cole? and Cole and me? I like I-"

To be continued...