A/N: I'm lazy, ok! I'm also suffering from a slight case of writters block! is the lack of charmed watching, it's getting to me! more chapters soon ish.

Title: Charmed Together.

Chapter 14: Day 13

Well, the women were still in labor. Prue paced around outside Piper's bedroom, waiting to see. Cole was leaning against the wall. "How can you be so calm?" Prue asked not stopping her pacing.

"Where are the babies?" Cole asked.

"I don't know. Inside them?" Prue shrugged.

"No, no, no, I meant, the other ones." Cole clarified. "Wyatt and what's his face."

"Chris. His name is Chris." Prue corrected then thought. "I haven't seen them in a while..."

At the attic little Wyatt had taken baby Chris and was now reading the book. "Grow..." he said in a cute yet creepy voice and suddenly the two of them turned into the hot future versions of themselves. "This will work." Wyatt said admiring his God-like new form in the attic mirror.

"Mom is so killing you." Chris warned.

"Are you telling he, you little snitch?" Wyatt raised a hand. Chris whimpered.

"No! Don't hit me!"

"Now is time to do what we do every night." Wyatt said walking back to the Book.

"Drinking our bottles?" Wyatt smacked Chris. "Ow."

"No. Try to take over the world!" Dramatic pause. "And drink our bottles."

At the living room, Phoebe and Dan were watching Smallville. "Somebody saaaaaaaaave me." Phoebe sang along.

"Do you have to sing?" Dan asked annoyed.

"You're just mad you haven't gotten it on with aaaalll of this!" She said rubbing herself like a cheap whore.

"Um... sure." they both resumed watching Smallville.

"This man was altered by kryptonite and is now invincible! I must take my shirt off!" Clark said doing so. Phoebe had orgasm.

"I'm like right here!" Dan said backing away.

"How can you not be turned on by Tom Welling?" phoebe asked between moans.

"My... um... soldier, doesn't work since yesterday." Dan said sadly.

"Oh right." Phoebe laughed. Dan ran to the kitchen crying. He tripped on a wire and fell down the attic stairs and fell unconscious. A rat got stuck in his gelled head.

Anyway, back at the hallway, Prue was loosing it. "Leo! What is it? Are the babies ok?"

"Calm down." Cole said flipping his magazine. "You need to be more patient."

"Where did that magazine come from?"

Cole shrugged. "Same place where the food comes."

"You know, I was wondering why we weren't running out of food after two weeks." Prue sat on the floor.

"Where's Jack?" Cole asked between articles.

"I killed him." Prue said twirling her hair in that annoying manor some people do.

"Wanna go have sex while we wait?" Cole offered, apparently horny after two hours without it.

"I thought you said-I mean, ok!" Prue said running to the towel closet. Cole snickers and walks over and... Locks the door. He resumed leaning and reading.

Back at the living...

"Oh Clark help us!" Lana said on the TV.

"I will, just let me remove my shirt!" He did so. Phoebe was... I rather not say.

To be continued...

Ok. I think you all figured out I have noooooooooo idea who the father is, do you? review and say!