(Kagome decides to teach the gang how to golf.)

A Golf ball?

Kagome slung her enormous yellow backpack over the lip of the well. Then she threw another giant item up. It was longer than the backpack, but not wider. It's blue cushioned exterior hit the ground with a thump. Kagome then jumped out of the well herself.

"KAGOME!" Shippo shouted as he jumped into a hug from his friend.

"Hey Shippo!" Kagome put the little kit on the well's rim.

"Hello Kagome!"

"Welcome back, Kagome."

"What the hell is that?"

Miroku, Sango and InuYasha greeted their friend, well, Miroku and Sango at least. InuYasha pointed at the strange bag thing.

"That's a golf club bag. Inside, there are golf clubs. I wanted to teach you guys how to play golf!" Kagome answered. She threw her backpack at InuYasha, who abruptly caught it, and grabbed the golf club bag. "Lets go to the village, I'll explain what it is on the way. And then we can find a good spot, and practice!" The group started walking towards the village, confused.

Keade's Hut

"…so that's how you play golf. Any questions?" Kagome had just finished explaining. Everyone just shook their heads 'no'. "Good. Lets go find somewhere to play!" Kagome grabbed the GCB (golf club bag) and headed out of the hut. Everyone just looked at each other, silent, and then followed the girl.

The gang reached an empty field. They were standing on a small hill.

"Perfect. We'll practice tee-ing off here. Who wants to go first? …Silence…… Oh… Kay… I guess I'll go first, and show you how its done!" Kagome said and walked over to the GCB, which was standing up right beside InuYasha. She looked at all the clubs, and finally chose a #1, Driver (A/N I had to look at my sister's golf clubs to get the name ).

"This is called a Driver. It's the golf club you use to hit the ball off of the tee." She lifted up each item as she said its name.

Kagome set up everything before she got ready to hit the ball. 1… 2…3! And the ball was gone! "And that's how you tee-off. Any questions?"

Clunk! "OWWWW!" …The ball hit a worker in the field.

"Is he gonna be ok?" Shippo asked referring to the man in the field.

"Umm… Yah! Of course Shippo…oops…sooo… who's next?" she asked with a nervous smile.

"Umm… I guess I'll try." Miroku said while taking the Driver from Kagome. He grabbed another ball and tee. "Like this?" he asked while trying to mimic Kagome's swinging stance, but only accomplishing looking like a lunatic trying to swing a golf club.

"Umm… no. More like this." Kagome took the club back and demonstrated again. "See?"

"Oh. I see." Miroku tried again.

"Yes! Perfect."

"What's the point of this?" InuYasha mumbled to Shippo.

"I dunno. But its funny watching Miroku try to hit the ball." They both snickered.

"Alright…" 1… 2… 3! Miss. "Hmm…" 1… 2… 3! Miss. "Grr…" 1… 2… 3! SWOOSH! The golf club went flying threw the air. Right across the field! It landed in the middle of the field. Miroku stood there, dumbfounded and golf club-less. Everyone behind him burst into laughter.

"Umm… hm hm… nice try. Why don't you… tee hee… go get it and someone else have a turn." Kagome said while trying not to laugh. All failed, she then burst into a fit of giggles.

Miroku went and got the club grumpily. When he got back he shoved it to Sango, who took it surprised. "Oh, alright." She went up to were Miroku's tee and ball had been left untouched. She took her stance. "Like this?" she asked the golf expert Kagome.

"Yes! Perfect!" she answered.

"Ok." …1 …2 …3! FEW! The ball went straight across the field.

BONK! "Uhhg…" and it hit the same worker.

"Ouch…" Sango said stepping down and handing the club to InuYasha. He reluctantly accepted it.

"That was perfect Sango! Well, except for giving that guy a concussion… but that's not the point! It was a great shot!" Kagome remarked. "Get a ball and tee, InuYasha."

"I know that." He answered grouchily. He went and got the two items, and set them up. He got ready to swing. 1… 2…

"Wait InuYasha!"

…3! BANG! CRACK!

"OWWWWW!" InuYasha hit the ball. It ricocheted of the club and hit him square in the head.

"Ow… are you ok InuYasha? I tried to warn you." Kagome asked. All of a sudden-

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" InuYasha started to… cry?

"Oh wow!" Shippo said surprised. InuYasha was crying a river.

"Lets go back to Keades'. I have some ice backs in my bag I can put on that. Sango? Can you grab the clubs please? Lets go InuYasha." Kagome blabbed out hurriedly. She helps InuYasha go to the village. He was still blubbering, even when they got there.

Behind the two, Miroku, Sango and Shippo trailed along.

"Wow. He can get huge gashes in his body and call them scratches, have a whole burned threw his gut and wanna fight some more, and have his insides devoured and say its nothing! But he cries when a golf ball hits him? COME ON!" Shippo stated.

"Really."

"Weird."

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There. Another mini story! I would like to dedicate this story to, which seem to be my only readers, Surfing Aimlessly and Aku-Naraku. Thank you so much! Here, I made brownies (inside joke, lol)!

I had a pulled muscle/ broken tendon in my arm when I was typing this chapter. So be happy! It's already hard enough to type! I only type the two-finger way.

Part of this story is true. What happened to InuYasha happened to me, except, the ball hit my arm, and I didn't cry. I only screamed in pain. Heh heh.

I am thinking of doing 'Hiccups' for the next story. Tell me what you think, by, REVIEWING! I like reviews. They name me fell good and appreciated. 