Axel's Audition Tape

A gruff looking military girl was lifting weights in what seemed to be in a garage.

"Sup." Axel said "The name's Alexandra Santiago. But call me Axel, only friends call be my real name and I don't plan on making any friends on this show."

Axel finished her set and dropped her dumbbells.

"All of my military experience will definitely pay off in the competition." Axel said "I know how to lead a squadron efficiently. If any insubordination happens, it will be snuffed out. IMMEDIATELY."

To prove a point, Axel picked up a weight and threw it across the room. It ended up hitting a window and completely shattering it.

"I meant to do that." Axel said

"SOMEBODY OWES ME FIFTY PUSH UPS." An angry drills sergeant yelled off-screen

"Sir yes sir!" Axel said as she saluted

The camera faded as Axel started her pushups.

Bowie's Audition Tape

A black teen was reading a magazine filled with pictures of muscular men. He remembered what he was supposed to be doing and tossed the magazine aside.

"Sorry I got distracted for a bit!" Bowie said "I'm Bowie! And before you ask, no I'm not related to the singer. But I can sing!"

Bowie cleared his throat.

"IN THE SHEETS I AM A BULLY, I GIVE MORE HEAD THAN A HOODIE-" Bowie sang terribly

Loud knocking could be heard.

"David Bowie Johnson! It's a school night! Go to bed!" Bowie's father said off-screen

"Daddy..." Bowie whined "I'm in the middle of something."

"No buts mister! Don't make me break down this door!"

"Ugh fine.." Bowie said as he rolled his eyes

Bowie grabbed the camera and held it up so his face was close up.

"I gotta go." Bowie said "But if you pick me then I'll slay this competition."

Bowie turned off the camera.

Caleb's Audition Tape

A large muscular black teen could be seen in line at a homeless shelter. He was serving food to the occupants. The camera zoomed in on him for an awkward amount of time.

"Oh!" Caleb said "You want to do the audition now?"

The cameraman nodded.

"Alrighty then." Caleb said as he shrugged "I'm Caleb! I've been watching Total Drama since I was a kid! I never really liked the backstabbing parts of it though. If I were to play this game. I would want to prove you can win with honor and integrity."

"Or you could just take your shirt off." The cameraman said "That always works."

Caleb sighed.

"Dude I love modeling, but I want to be more than just a pretty face y'know?" Caleb responded

...

Caleb reluctantly took his shirt off. The homeless people cheered loudly for Caleb like it was a concert.

Chase's Audition Tape

Chase was currently outdoors. He sat on a log as he had some marshmallows roasting over the campfire.

"Hey! I'm Chase." Chase said "I'm not exactly sure how this is supposed to go. I've admittedly never watched this show before. A friend recommended that I sign up because it's all about surviving in the wilderness. He had hold me sold at that part! In today's world filled with technology. Sometimes you just need to get away and take in what's really important. Mother Nature..."

Chase looked over and noticed his marshmallows were burnt.

"Aah! My marshmallows!"

Damien's Audition Tape

A black teen with an exaggerated amount of swagger stood in a recording studio.

"Yo yo yo! Check this out!" Damien said

A musical beat dropped as Damien started rapping.

"My name is Damien! No I ain't talking about the Robin! 160 IQ, Lots of knowledge in this noggin! Total Drama has never seen a dude like me! If somebody votes me off, they'll catch a fade for free! So please consider me for your tv show! It's past my curfew so I got to go!"

Damien ran out of the studio.

Emma's Audition Tape

A chubby white girl was playing with her unicorn toys. She noticed the camera was on and waved.

"Hello tv world!" Emma said "My name is Emma! One important fact about me is that I love horses! They're like the cutest animal ever! I can even do a good horse impression! Watch!"

Emma got down on the floor and started neighing like a horse. Emma's father opened the door and saw what his daughter was doing. His face was filled with disappointment as he closed the door.

Emma took a bite of the carpet from her floor. She recoiled in disgust and immediately spat it out.

"Whoa! Got a little too much into character there." Emma said "Anyways pick me!"

Julia's Audition Tape

A blonde white girl sat in a room filled with crystals and scented candles.

"Namaste." Julia said "I am the lifeform known as Julia. I was reading my horoscope today and it said I should try something new. I've never been on tv so I figured that should count. If I were to get on the show. I would want to represent Geminis. We often get a bad rep in our community."

Julia pulled up a chart and showed it to the camera.

"Geminis are known for being two faced but like that's not true." Julia said "I only have like one face... I think."

Julia brought out a magic 8 ball.

"Do I have one face?" Julia asked

Julia shook the magic 8 ball several times. The ball said "Yes."

"Omg I knew it!" Julia said happily

Millie's Audition Tape

A chubby black girl sat on a couch with a baby sleeping on her lap.

"Hi..." Millie whispered "I'll have to talk really quietly since my little bundle of joy is asleep. My name is Millie, I'm a mother to this beautiful baby boy and I'd like to be on your reality show. I'll do whatever it takes to win the million. Then I can provide a better life for my son. He deserves so much more than this.."

Millie broke down and started crying. This in turn woke the baby up and it started crying too.

MK's Audition Tape

A korean girl sat in her room. Behind were two large bookcases filled with dvd cases.

"My name is Min Kung Choi. But you can refer to me as MK." MK said "I've dedicated my whole life to watching every single movie and tv show. I can recognize any reference or trope that you throw at me."

"I'm sure you're thinking. What can MK offer to our show?" MK said "Well if you're looking for a ruthless competitor to act as your main antagonist. Then congratulations you just found her. And unlike all of those other losers, I WILL make it to the finale. I know what mistakes they made and how to avoid them."

MK pulled out a notebook and showed it to the camera. She failed to notice that it was running out of power.

"I took notes as I watched all the seasons! I was trying to think of what strategy to use for the game. I eventually settled on-" MK said

MK's Camera went offline.

Nichelle's Audition Tape

Nichelle finished typing something on her phone. She looked up to the camera and smiled.

"Hey queens." Nichelle said "Just finished up a tiktok for the day. Gotta keep my ONE MILLION followers entertained. To be honest I only saw season one of this show. Since it was the only good one. But even then I stopped watching after my good sis Leshawna got eliminated. She was totally robbed."

"Pick me if you want a bad bitch who does whatever she wants." Nichelle said

Priya's Audition Tape

Priya sat on a desk filled with books and papers. She was frantically writing something down. Not even bothering to look at the camera.

"Hello my name is Priya!" Priya said "I'll have to keep this audition very short and to the point! I have a very busy schedule! I would like to be on Total Drama to get away from my stressful life! I never get to go to parties or talk to boys. The only thing that matters to my parents is that I do well in school! I even told them that I might be getting an internship this summer. Fingers crossed that they don't like reality tv."

Priya's alarm clock buzzed.

"Aaah! I have to study for my biology test! Goodbye for now!"

Priya shut off her camera.

Ripper's Audition Tape

Ripper sat on his gaming chair and typed away on his computer.

"As you can see, I have pretty good organizational skills." Ripper said "I run five discord servers all by myself."

A ping appeared on Ripper's computer. He checked it and saw someone uploaded a meme into the general tab.

"You little fucker! No memes in general!" Ripper said angrily

Ripper quickly banned the individual.

"All in a day's work for this discord mod." Ripper said as he cracked his knuckles "I'd hate to be away from the internet for a whole summer. But my parents said I need to get out more. I figured I might as well be making some money if I have to touch grass."

Ripper looked at his computer and gasped. He got a dm from a potential new friend.

"A chance to win a new Playstation 5!" Ripper said excitedly

Ripper clicked on the link, he lost all control of his computer and it shut down.

"Dangit.." Ripper said as he sighed "Not again..."

Scary Girl's Audition Tape

The camera showed an empty viewing of the woods. A purple haired girl jumped into the frame and screamed.

"Ha-ha! Did I scare you? I totally did!" Scary Girl said "I wish I could see the look on your faces! You're probably all like "Aaahh!" and then you probably pissed your pants! Anyways enough about all that. My name is-"

The camera cut off for a quick second. Scary Girl tried to fix it.

"Whoa! Having some technical difficulties!" Scary Girl said

Scary Girl tried pressing a button but that only turned the camera off.

Wayne and Raj's Audition Tape

Two athletic guys were on the hockey rink together.

"I'm Raj and this is my buddy Wayne!" Raj said as he pointed

Wayne nervously waved at the camera.

"We'd love to be on Total Drama together!" Raj said "There's probably a low chance of that happening. But if he's not in then I'm not either! We're homies who can't be separated! Right dude?!"

"Yeah totally.." Wayne said

"Yeah! The guidelines say to show off a special talent." Raj said "So I'm gonna have my bro show you his awesome hockey skills."

"I thought you were gonna do it.." Wayne said

"C'mon man! Do it for the fame!" Raj said

Wayne gulped nervously. He picked up a puck and a hockey stick. He looked at the goal with a determined gaze. He swung his hockey stick and the puck went flying. It bounced around the rink and eventually landed right on the camera, ending the video.

Zee's Audition Tape

Zee sat on his couch, surrounded by a pile of soda cans. He slowly looked at the camera and smiled.

"Hey.." Zee said "I'm Zee. I'd like to be on your show for the cash prize. I could buy all the soda I want with one million dollars."

Zee cracked open a soda can and took a sip. His eyes widened as his demeanor changed from relaxed to hyperactive.

"WOOOOTHAT'STHEGOODSTUFF!" Zee said as he jumped up

Zee started bouncing around in his room. He grabbed the same soda can and chugged it in it's entirety.

"IAMALIVINGGOD!" Zee screamed

Zee ran towards his window and jumped out of it. Breaking the glass as he fell onto the ground.

Greetings and salutations everyone. It's been a while since I've done anything fanfic related oof. I know I said I had another project planned after What If? I tried to think of good fanfics ideas when I had the time. But nothing came to my mind. I started to think maybe it would be better to just end things as they are.

Then the new TD season dropped. All of the interest and intrigue I had for the Total Drama series suddenly returned to me. And I knew I wanted my final fanfic to be one featuring the new cast. I just think it'd be fun to do a fanfic about characters we know nothing about and then see how wrong I am when the season airs. So this is what I will be working on. If you know me then you should know not to expect consistent uploads. I tend to prefer quality over quantity.

But I promise you that this project will be completed and I'll end off my fanfiction career on a high note.