Caution! The contents of this chapter may seem mean or cruel to the characters. This is NOT my intention. You may skip this chapter if you do not want to read the (hopefully) extremely funny but a bit cruel content. You have been warned… Enjoy! Also, there is something at the very bottom that you can look at.

Profiles InuYasha

Appearance: Santa's opposite. Skinny, red clothes with no white trim, no boots; just bare feet, long silver (A/N my fave color!) hair instead of short white, no beard, and cat ears (and claws) instead of a hat. He also carries around a giant butter knife that changes into a big tooth with lots of gingivitis at the end (the fuzzy part). He must be something like a Manx cat because he doesn't seem to have a tale.

Age: Older than my grandma, but younger than my music teacher. 

Sayings/ Battle cries:

"Wind Scar!"

"Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!"

"Blades of Blood!"

"Backlash Wave!"

(The ultimate attack one, and all the others I forgot)

"KAGOME!"

"Get of my back."

(Ect. ect. Ect…)

Gender: He's a dude, or boy, guy, male, ect.

What he has to say about his 'profile': "I am NOT like that!"

Miroku

Appearance: He wears a dark purple and black (?) dress, sandals, and he ties his hair in a ponytail. He also carries around a really long/big golden bubble blower wand; which would probably make magic bubbles! Inside his dress, he somehow carries many items such as; money, bubble soup, sutras, playboys, ect. You know, monk stuff!

Age: Older than me, but much younger than InuYasha.

Sayings/ Battle cries:

"Wind tunnel!"

"There is an ominous black cloud over your mansion."

"Will you bare my child?"

"I sense an ominous aura."

"Lets think about this logically."

Gender: Even though his appearance probably described a girl, he is indeed a dude.

What he had to say about this 'profile': "Will you bare my child?"

What I had to say about that: "Of course I'll bare your child!" Wait! Just kidding! This is what I would actually say, "What do you think, you idiot?"

Him: "Yes?"

Me: "Try again, dude."

Him: "Of course?"

Me: "NO you idiot!" kicks 'em where it hurts the most.

Him: (squeaky voice) "… ow…. uhg… ow…"

Me: "Hmm… I wonder if I can make magic bubbles with his bubble wand…"

Sango

Appearance: She's that girl over there swing around the giant bone-colored banana. That thing's sharp… does she have a license for it?

Age: I think younger than Miroku but older than me.

Sayings/ Battle cries:

"(What she calls the banana.)"

"Pervert."

"Lecher."

Gender: Don't worry she's a chic.

What she had to say: "Its not a banana."

(That one was rather short, sorry. Sango is hard!"

Kagome

Appearance: She looks like she stepped out of something called, 'School Girls Weekly'.

Age: I guess about the same as Sango.

Sayings/ Battle cries:

"Sit, boy!"

"INUYASHA!"

Get your mind out of the gutter!"

"I'm going home."

What see had to say: "School Girls Weekly?"

Shippo

Appearance: He is a walking toy box. He looks like a kid/animal with a giant duster attached to his butt. His clothes must have many secret passageways to hold all of his toys.

Age: 5? He's a demon so it's probably more like… 55550?

Sayings/ Battle cries:

"Fox Fire!"

"Fox Magic!"

"Kagome!"

"Waaaaah!"

"I'm just a kid."

Gender: Even though he has a really high voice, and a ponytail, he is still a he. A boy.

What he had to say: "I'm just a kid! I can't be any older 55! …I mean… 5!"

Kirara

Appearance: In little form, she is a cute little mutant kitty with two tails. In big form, she is a cute big kitty with huge teeth, and lots of fire (A/n if I say anything mean, she might rip my head off!).

Age: I have no idea! Probably older than anyone else in the group, but younger than my old teacher.

Sayings/ Battle cries:

"Meow."

"RAAAR!"

"…………."

"(How do you type a growl?)… Grrrrrr! (?)"

Gender: Kirara is a cute lil' female.

What she had to say: "Meow."

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So, I said I was going to do 'Hiccups' but I changed my mind. I may do it later though. I thought of this profiles thing last night while I was trying to fall asleep. In the middle of typing this, my mother kicked me off the computer. Right before I went back on, I rubbed some A535 on my arm. Just to let ya'll know, that stuff SMELLS! It smells strongly of toothpaste.

I am conducting a contest! If you solve the riddle, you win a prize!

Prize: You get to co-write a story with… dun dun dun DUN!… ME! Kilalala! And I'll give you a virtual cookie.

Rules: You must send you answer in a review with a compliment about my work. No compliment no prize!

Riddle: What's black at night, my favorite color in the day (clue in the story!), always has some kind of red on it, and is sometimes afraid of InuYasha?

Well, thanks for reading! And thanks again to my 2 reviews. Good luck with the riddle! It aint hard. Thanks and good luck!