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The night was young....for spirit detecting. Yusuke sighed tiredly as they romped over makia looking for Kuwabara. A demon had freaked him out and he ran, ran like the wind to god-I mean, to Koenma knows where. It has been officially 2 hours since the baka ran off.
"Why can't we leave him here to rot? Or even better get his intestines ripped out by some demon lord?" Hiei stated while they trudged along a the side of a bloody river.
"Because we have a demon to search for and we need Kuwabara's help to defeat it." Kurama pointed out. Yusuke let out a deep breath and plopped down on a rock near the river.
"Can we please take a rest??" Yusuke whined as he poked at a head floating down in the depths of the river.
"Hey man! Watch it!" the head gurgled with an annoyed tone in it's voice. "Eep!" Yusuke squeaked evidently startled at the fact that a head had talked to him. "Shut-up, you stupid ningen." Hiei said tartly. "Both of you stop and let's keep searching. I'm sure Kuwabara's around here somewhere." Kurama stated, picking himself up, and beginning to walk.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." Yusuke griped as he jumped up and began to follow Kurama, scowling slighty. Hiei kept quiet as he followed his two companions.
~ 2 Hours Later~
"Are we there yet?" Yusuke inquired "I don't know." Kurama replied. "Are we there yet?" Yusuke asked again. "I don't know." Kurama replied slightly annoyed. This went on for about 2 more minutes before Hiei stepped in that is.
"Yusuke, shut up...NOW!" Hiei roared. "Ok!" Yusuke replied, "Sheesh..man, don't get no respect..." Yusuke whined before trying to catch up with the 2 demons who were a ways ahead of him. Suddenly Kurama stopped outstretching his arms to stop Yusuke and the fire demon. Hiei quizzically looked up at Kurama and got instantly into fighting stance.
"What do you see?" Hiei scowled looking ahead, trying to find what was so interesting but failed in doing so. Yusuke, now utterly confused, blew off the whole tension of the situation and walked ahead. Of course Kurama had a say in this and pulled him back.
"I think it's a demon ostrich. Don't mistake it for a normal one, they look similar in size and features, but they could rip you apart in 10 seconds...minimum." As soon as Kurama said this, Yusuke laughed it off.
"What are you talking about?! Were the spirit detectives we could take it out easy!" And with that Yusuke ran ahead, closely followed by Hiei and Kurama. Now what our heroes saw next was not a demon ostrich, but non other then...you guessed! Kuwabara!
"Oh...my god." Yusuke put a hand on his forehead as he looked down at the squirming body trying to pull its head out of the hole.
"Hn. I told you we should have left him." Hiei scoffed. "Well, he seems to be having....umm...fun?" Kurama said trying not to laugh.
"Good Lord, he must be like....ya know what?....I'm not even going to bother.." Yusuke said, as he shook his head.
"MRRMMPHH!!! MMMMM!!!! MMRRRMRUUFF!!!" went the idiot with his head stuck in the hole. (*Translation* DON'T JUST STAND THERE URAMESHI!! HEEEEELLLPPP MEEEE!!!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!)
"Hn...Let's just leave him here." Hiei suggested in more of a demanding voice. "I already told you Hiei, we need him to defeat the demon." Kurama said. "And now for something completely off topic..." Yusuke said before getting run over by a herd of stampeding demon ostriches.
".....hn..." Hiei said without much emotion in his tone. "Well now, that certainly was off topic..." Kurama replied slightly disturbed.
Yusuke got up, brushed himself off, and tried unsuccessfully to yank Kuwabaka out of his miniature prison. With the help of Kurama and his rose whip about 20 minutes later, Kuwabaka was freed and began to explain why the hell he had his head in a hole in the 1st place....
"Well you see it all started when I ran away from the demon. It was like the demons of the world were on my heels as the sky grew darker and darker. Lightning cracked and thunder boomed, they were laughing at me Urameshi! LAUGHING!" Kuwabara grabbed Yusuke's collar, only to receive a slap.
"Get a hold of yourself Kuwabara! Just tell the damn story!"
"Yes. Please continue." Kurama spoke up from the bickering duo.
"Like I was saying....When I was running I wasn't really looking straight ahead and ran into this dude name Junitsu. Quite a weird demon, he was quiet like Hiei, but taller. Well anyway, I told him to get out of my way you worthless piece of crap!" Hiei looked up and shook his head.
"He looked at me like I was crazy and said "Excuse me sir, but I don't understand why you would call me such a name." he expected me to believe he was good...but I knew he was bad, oh I knew. So I attacked him like this!" Kuwabara charged head first to Kurama who merely stepped aside.
"Ya! And he did that too! The next thing I knew I was being smashed into the ground, spun around by my legs and my head being stuck in this demon rabbit hole." Yusuke was on the ground laughing and Hiei was still shaking his head.
"Er...Kuwabara, Junitsu is good. He works as one of Koenma's spies." Kurama uneasily said.
"oh...hehehehe...whoops...my bad!" Kuwabara said shifting around a little bit. "You Fool..." Hiei stated and shooting Kuwabara a glare that could even give a snowman frostbite. Yusuke was still on the ground laughing when Kuwabara got a little pissed off..."SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH URAMESHI!!!!" Mr.Horse-Face shouted angrily
"Kuwabara will just be lucky if this Junitsu guy doesn't show up and rip his intestines out through your nose." Yusuke stated in a matter-o- factly tone.
"Yusuke, don't speak such insolence. We have a job to do and this is no time for you to start a fight with Kuwabara. Now lets go-." Kurama was cut off by Hiei
"Find our man? I think I already have." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who's our mystery man? Why does Koenma want him captured? Why in hell is this fic so short? Find out next chapter on Livin the Vila Yu Yu Hakusho!
The night was young....for spirit detecting. Yusuke sighed tiredly as they romped over makia looking for Kuwabara. A demon had freaked him out and he ran, ran like the wind to god-I mean, to Koenma knows where. It has been officially 2 hours since the baka ran off.
"Why can't we leave him here to rot? Or even better get his intestines ripped out by some demon lord?" Hiei stated while they trudged along a the side of a bloody river.
"Because we have a demon to search for and we need Kuwabara's help to defeat it." Kurama pointed out. Yusuke let out a deep breath and plopped down on a rock near the river.
"Can we please take a rest??" Yusuke whined as he poked at a head floating down in the depths of the river.
"Hey man! Watch it!" the head gurgled with an annoyed tone in it's voice. "Eep!" Yusuke squeaked evidently startled at the fact that a head had talked to him. "Shut-up, you stupid ningen." Hiei said tartly. "Both of you stop and let's keep searching. I'm sure Kuwabara's around here somewhere." Kurama stated, picking himself up, and beginning to walk.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." Yusuke griped as he jumped up and began to follow Kurama, scowling slighty. Hiei kept quiet as he followed his two companions.
~ 2 Hours Later~
"Are we there yet?" Yusuke inquired "I don't know." Kurama replied. "Are we there yet?" Yusuke asked again. "I don't know." Kurama replied slightly annoyed. This went on for about 2 more minutes before Hiei stepped in that is.
"Yusuke, shut up...NOW!" Hiei roared. "Ok!" Yusuke replied, "Sheesh..man, don't get no respect..." Yusuke whined before trying to catch up with the 2 demons who were a ways ahead of him. Suddenly Kurama stopped outstretching his arms to stop Yusuke and the fire demon. Hiei quizzically looked up at Kurama and got instantly into fighting stance.
"What do you see?" Hiei scowled looking ahead, trying to find what was so interesting but failed in doing so. Yusuke, now utterly confused, blew off the whole tension of the situation and walked ahead. Of course Kurama had a say in this and pulled him back.
"I think it's a demon ostrich. Don't mistake it for a normal one, they look similar in size and features, but they could rip you apart in 10 seconds...minimum." As soon as Kurama said this, Yusuke laughed it off.
"What are you talking about?! Were the spirit detectives we could take it out easy!" And with that Yusuke ran ahead, closely followed by Hiei and Kurama. Now what our heroes saw next was not a demon ostrich, but non other then...you guessed! Kuwabara!
"Oh...my god." Yusuke put a hand on his forehead as he looked down at the squirming body trying to pull its head out of the hole.
"Hn. I told you we should have left him." Hiei scoffed. "Well, he seems to be having....umm...fun?" Kurama said trying not to laugh.
"Good Lord, he must be like....ya know what?....I'm not even going to bother.." Yusuke said, as he shook his head.
"MRRMMPHH!!! MMMMM!!!! MMRRRMRUUFF!!!" went the idiot with his head stuck in the hole. (*Translation* DON'T JUST STAND THERE URAMESHI!! HEEEEELLLPPP MEEEE!!!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!)
"Hn...Let's just leave him here." Hiei suggested in more of a demanding voice. "I already told you Hiei, we need him to defeat the demon." Kurama said. "And now for something completely off topic..." Yusuke said before getting run over by a herd of stampeding demon ostriches.
".....hn..." Hiei said without much emotion in his tone. "Well now, that certainly was off topic..." Kurama replied slightly disturbed.
Yusuke got up, brushed himself off, and tried unsuccessfully to yank Kuwabaka out of his miniature prison. With the help of Kurama and his rose whip about 20 minutes later, Kuwabaka was freed and began to explain why the hell he had his head in a hole in the 1st place....
"Well you see it all started when I ran away from the demon. It was like the demons of the world were on my heels as the sky grew darker and darker. Lightning cracked and thunder boomed, they were laughing at me Urameshi! LAUGHING!" Kuwabara grabbed Yusuke's collar, only to receive a slap.
"Get a hold of yourself Kuwabara! Just tell the damn story!"
"Yes. Please continue." Kurama spoke up from the bickering duo.
"Like I was saying....When I was running I wasn't really looking straight ahead and ran into this dude name Junitsu. Quite a weird demon, he was quiet like Hiei, but taller. Well anyway, I told him to get out of my way you worthless piece of crap!" Hiei looked up and shook his head.
"He looked at me like I was crazy and said "Excuse me sir, but I don't understand why you would call me such a name." he expected me to believe he was good...but I knew he was bad, oh I knew. So I attacked him like this!" Kuwabara charged head first to Kurama who merely stepped aside.
"Ya! And he did that too! The next thing I knew I was being smashed into the ground, spun around by my legs and my head being stuck in this demon rabbit hole." Yusuke was on the ground laughing and Hiei was still shaking his head.
"Er...Kuwabara, Junitsu is good. He works as one of Koenma's spies." Kurama uneasily said.
"oh...hehehehe...whoops...my bad!" Kuwabara said shifting around a little bit. "You Fool..." Hiei stated and shooting Kuwabara a glare that could even give a snowman frostbite. Yusuke was still on the ground laughing when Kuwabara got a little pissed off..."SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH URAMESHI!!!!" Mr.Horse-Face shouted angrily
"Kuwabara will just be lucky if this Junitsu guy doesn't show up and rip his intestines out through your nose." Yusuke stated in a matter-o- factly tone.
"Yusuke, don't speak such insolence. We have a job to do and this is no time for you to start a fight with Kuwabara. Now lets go-." Kurama was cut off by Hiei
"Find our man? I think I already have." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who's our mystery man? Why does Koenma want him captured? Why in hell is this fic so short? Find out next chapter on Livin the Vila Yu Yu Hakusho!