Foamy and Pilze here!
Pilze: So did you miss us? Course you did! I mean we do own YYH! :: gets shot by sniper ::
Foamy: Haha! Blood! Here's your story.
Disclaimer-We don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, hell we barely own our own toaster, but we shall prevail!
Hiei calmly strode over to the perpetrator. But Kurama was stunned. He couldn't see anyone who would look like the demon.
"Er Kurama..." Yusuke shot his glance in the direction Hiei was going, which was towards the ice cream man. 3 minutes later Hiei came back with a vanilla ice cream cone.
"What?" He asked when Kurama fell over.
"Wait? That's our man?" Kuwabara ran forward before any one can stop him.
"Taste the power of love!" He extended his spirit sword ready to strike.
"Wait Kuwabara no!" Yusuke screeched, but it was too late. Kuwabara had sliced through his head
"ARRGHHHHGUILUHROIHIUGUYDYUTDEDPOO!" The demonic ice cream man gurgled before wiping away the blood from his eyes and wheeling his cart away. The gang sweat dropped.
"Well that was, er, interesting." Kurama said arching an eyebrow.
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!" Kuwabara yelled happily putting up a little peace sign.
"snort" Yusuke,(...well...I wouldn't say he said snort but oh well!) said.
"!,..Wait...gasp..Bloodlust...!" Kuwabara thought in his little hamster wheel of a mind.
From behind Kuwabara darkness loomed with those little squiggly things that look like souls in anime....scary...
All of a sudden, a cute little 5 year old girl with BIIIG blue eyes and a frilly pink dress skipped up.
"Excuse me mister?" she said as she gently tugged on Kuwabara's jacket.
"Yeah, wha-(Kuwabara to self: SHE'S SOOOOOOO KYYYOOOTE!) cough What do you need little girl?
Her eye twitched and 5 minutes later Kuwabara found himself of the ground with a "mild" concussion.
"AND DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME LITTLE AGAIN!!!!!!" She roared, stomping off in a huff.
"Eh heh heh heh..Another one bites the dust." Kurama sang weakly.
About an hour later the gang found their selves in front of a huge castle. It was pouring down hard and they needed shelter. A moat surrounded the castle and stretched on for what seemed miles. Looking up, the gang saw stories upon stories of endless stone, cold and waiting. Above the huge stone doors was a message crudely written in blood.
"Doom com too anione who go herre." Kurama Struggled.
"That has got to be the most horrible penmanship ever! And how they misspelled words...it's...C material!" Kurama gasped and stumbled backwards.
"Yeah um...Kurama no one cares because we only want to get dry so, just shut up already." Yusuke piped up and proceeded to knock.
"No you can't!" Kurama grasped Yusuke's hand before he could hit the stony cold.
"This place is full of bad grammar and possibly red necks!" Yusuke arched an eyebrow and sighed.
"Well then I guess I know what to do."
"You do?"
"Yep" Yusuke nodded and pushed Kurama into the moat.
"Urameshi do you think that was necessary?" Kuwabara mumbled.
"Yes", Yusuke replied, "And so is this." Yusuke said as he threw Kuwabara into the moat also and knocked on the wooden door thingy once...twice...3 times!
"Wha dew yu waaant?!" an odd heavily accented voice called from the tower above. Yusuke looked up and replied calmly "We craveth shelter and nourishment for we have been traveling in the rain for many miles...eth."
" Yusuke? Where did you learn old English?" ( 1 ) Kurama asked wide-eyed.
"Old English?" "I thought that was Chinese." Yusuke replied.
"Eeen orda to come eeen, yoo must seng kareoke." Yusuke arched an eyebrow.
"WE'LL DO IT!" Kuwabara barked.
"WHAT?!" Everybody cried out
Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yusuke followed the bulky demon into a stony, dimly lit room where a huge green giant sat upon a throne. Its flab poured over the throne, making Hiei turn the same green as the flub. The king spoke up after looking them over and winking at Kurama.
"Pick one, and only one, piece of paper 'cause it cost us 50 cents per piece. On that slip of paper will be your song." He thrust out the hat while gasping. Yusuke decided to pick first.
"What the hell is "Getting Away with Murder"?! (Which we don't own)Yusuke screamed on the top of his lungs.
"Oh! It's that American Hard Rock song by Papa Roach!" Kuwabara exclaimed
The king all the sudden looked up wide eyed.
"Who said that?!" He whipped his head around in horror.
"Uh me sir." Kuwabara raised his hand. There was silence. And the kings eyes slowly rolled to the back of his head.
"ITS SO UGLY!!!!" He screamed.
" Awww...." Kuwabara murmured, looking at his feet.
"....snort....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!" Yusuke cracked up.
" If you're forgetting Yusuke...snrk...you're the fir-ha...the..giggle the first of us to..to..sing.....AHAHAHA!" Kurama laughed and grabbed his sides.
Yusuke's merriment ceased. "Oh...crap."
Yusuke slowly lumbered up to the weird stage thingy. You know, the karaoke ones, with the T.V and microphone? Course you do.
"This sucks really hard..." Yusuke mumbled. "SING!" the King bellowed in a fat gluttony king way.
"ALRIGHT!..jeez...don't have ta be soo pushy..." Yusuke picked up the mic. He took 2 deep breaths, the music began, and Yusuke slowly but surely got into the beat of the song.
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishment
And you're the master
And I'm waiting for disaster
I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I'm getting away with murder
It is impossible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is I'm getting away with murder
( Getting away, Getting away, Getting away )
I drink my drink and I don't even want to
I think my thoughts when I don't need to
I never look back cause I don't even want to
And I don't need to
Because I'm getting away with murder
I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I'm getting away with murder
It is impossible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is I'm getting away with murder
( Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away with murder )
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
What creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishment
And you're the master
And I'm craving this disaster
I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth
I'm getting away with murder
It is impossible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is I'm getting away with murder
( Getting away, getting away, getting away )
I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth
I'm getting away with murder
It is impossible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is I'm getting away with murder
Kurama was silent, twitching slightly. How could someone have made such a song? Papa Roach, that's who! But the truth was unbearable for Kurama. He just could-
"ALRIGHT! WHO THE HELL IS THAT VOICE?!" Yusuke shouted throwing the microphone down.
"Oh is this the wrong show?" The voice answered back "I'm so sorry."
"That was...AWESOME!" Hiei yelled with such enthusiasam that Kuwabara's pompadour screeched in horror.
"My turn! I wanna sing an awesome song like that." Hiei reached into the hat and pulled out...
Pilze: Well well well, we left you with a cliffhanger.
Foamy: How'd everyone else imagine Yusuke singing that? In my head, he looked hot but that's just me...sooo...What does Hiei have to sing? Who is that voice? How the hell did Kuwabara's pompadour screech?! What will Kuwabara and Kurama have to sing when it's their turn? WHEN WILL I STOP ASKING QUESTIONS?! Find out in the next chapter of Livin' La Vila Yu Yu Hakusho!!!