Does Miroku's wind tunnel go all the way through his arm? Where does it stop? I am going to make a personal appearance to try and solve this mystery!

Caution! I am personally appearing in this story. I, the one who scooped out all the ideas for these stories out of her small brain, am going to be in this story. I'm just sayin'. It is I. Oh yah. And there is some blood and guts involved in this. You have been warned!

Enjoy!

Wind Tunnel

Like every story, all was calm. The gang was walking in silence along a path in some woods. Suddenly Miroku stopped dead in his tracks.

"I sense pure evil and its close by." He said. Just then, a girl jumped out from behind a tree in front of the group. She had just past shoulder length layered burgundy hair, and wore a black, white and red kimono.

"Hello!" she said cheerfully.

"Who the hell are you?" InuYasha said. "You don't smell like a demon."

"I am Katana (A/N: This is not my real name! I used my friend's name because, well, it's so much cooler than mine! Her name means sword, while mine means princess. BLEH!), and I control you every move. So don't make me angry!" she said the last part in a singsong voice.

"You can't control me! Nobody can!" InuYasha yelled and jumped at the girl now known as Katana.

"Your so ikkoku (hot-headed). Stop," Katana said. InuYasha stopped in mid-air. "Drop," he dropped to the ground. "And role! Weeeeeeeeeee!" InuYasha started to role on the ground al the way back to his friends, where he knocked them down like bowling pins. "Believe me now? Haha!"

"Why are you here? What do you want?" Sango asked the girl. Katana turned her cool blue eyes to look at Sango.

"I am here to conduct an experiment. What I want, is him." She pointed to Miroku. The monk looked dazed and had a sly grin on his face.

"See, a beautiful lady actually came looking for me. I am quite popular. And what kind of experiment would you like to conduct?" he said the last part quit perverse, and with a perverted grin.

"A very need to know experiment. Come here Miroku." She answered and motioned the monk over. He started to unconsciously obey.

"Stop Miroku!" Sango tried to get him back, she even grabbed his shoulder, but to no success.

"That right. A little closer." Katana said. The monk wasn't even walking over, but now floating (A/N: Remember my powers? Ooooooo! I control the story! Muahahahahaa!). "Ok! Stop!" Miroku was let down about a foot away from the strange girl. "Oh wait. I forgot a proper introduction! Many apologies!" she said embarrassed. Miroku was not able to mover nor talk. "I am Katana! And ya'll are in one of my stories. I control you! Haha! Okay, now that that's done and over with, where was I?" Everyone just looked at her strangely.

"Katana, eh? Anyone heard that name before?" Kagome asked to dumbfounded group. All she got was a series of 'nope's and head shakes. Just then, the girl who subdued Miroku pulled out a giant axe from seemingly nowhere and said,

"Don't worry! It wont be that bad, gut wrenching, agonizing, gross, ect.!" Miroku was thrown to the ground, his right arm out-stretched across the cool dirt. She lifted the axe high in the air.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sango screamed. To late. Katana brought the axe down powerfully on the poor monk's arm, hacking it off. Blood spewed from his now stubbed arm.

"Damn. I actually lost that bet! Where the heck am I gonna get 5 bucks from?" Katana huffed. "Son of a b-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Sango! What happened?" Kagome asked her friend frantically after Sango's sudden scream.

"It- it's alive! GET IT OFF!" she turned around and Miroku's detached hand was groping her! (A/n: Scary, isn't it?)

Katana let Miroku talk. "I told you! Its possessed!" he said. The hand jumped off Sango and started to 'look' around. It spotted Kagome and started to crawl quickly over to her using its finders. Kagome screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! INUYASHA! HELP!"

"Bad possessed hand! Come!" Katana said a little P.O.ed. The hand floated over to her, it tried to struggle. "It just had to be possessed! Another bet lost!" she made the hand slap Miroku, then drop to the ground.

"Hey! What did I do?" the poor monk asked.

"You're the one who- AHHHHHHHHH!" she turned around, and there was the hand, on her bottom. "Stupid hand! Re-attach!" she yelled. The hand attached itself to Miroku's stub.

"Why did you detach it in the first place?" Shippo asked.

"Because I made a bet that the wind tunnel went through his arm, then disappeared. But as you already saw, I lost that bet." She answered sadly.

"And what if it did go through his arm, and you cut it in half, exposing us all the it?" Sango asked pointedly.

"Well- umm- uh- er- gotta go! BYE!" the girl quickly exited, but not before hurrying and getting a feel of InuYasha's ears. As she left, she accidentally dropped something on the ground.

"Well that was… odd." Miroku said while getting up.

"Hey look, she dropped something!" Kagome said as she pointed to a piece of blue paper on the ground. She went and picked it up.

"What is it?" Sango asked curiously. Kagome sweat-dropped.

"Its umm a list." She said.

"What does it say?" Shippo asked.

"It says,

Things to do today.

Do laundry.

Make cookies.

Wash dog.

Go to feudal era and hack Miroku's hand off, winning bet. (Everyone sweat-drops)

Feel InuYasha's ears. (InuYasha fumes.)

Walk dog.

Eat cookies.

Plan world domination. (Everyone sweat-drops again.)

Have bath.

Play with Sesshomaru's fluffy thing/ tail.

Pull tail to hard.

Run like hell away from rabid dog demon.

Go to bed."

Everyone stares at the paper.

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That was fun! Thanks for the reviews. I have more than two readers! Anyways… I don't wanna write too much.

Sorry Surfing Aimlessly, your wrong.

I shall help with the clues. (This is gender) How do you send a letter? You send a letter in the . And as for the tootsie pop, I ment textures. Inside and out.

Okay?