Livin La Vila Yu Yu Hakusho

Chapter 3

Pilze: :: a pink swirly dust thing appears and out steps...PILZE! :: ........AHHHHH! IT BURNS! :: falls to the floor twitching insanely ::
Foamy: hahaha! :: walks through door :: aaaa.. trying to be all dramatic huh Pilze?
Pilze: :: stops moving all together and starts to foamm at the mouth ::
Foamy: HA! yeah...:: gets stick and begins to poke :: oh! yeah..we don't won YYH. we probably never will..ahh..BUT WE CAN DREAM! sob anyway. ON. WITH. THE .FIC. :: goes on poking ::

Moral of this disclaimer: PINK BURNS!

The room was silent. The air was silent. And if there was a llama in the room, he would be silent too! "Oh....dear...god..." Hiei just stared blankly at the paper. He knew this song all to well.
Exactly 3 days ago
"BOTAN WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!" Hiei kicked open the huge doors of which Botan resided. She was bouncing up and down singing a hideous song. "GET OUT (LEAVE) RIGHT NOW, IT'S THE END OF YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Botan screeched horribly off tune. She stopped suddenly
"Why?", Botan asked...extremely Johnny from Ed, Edd, and Eddy like.
"Don't even start Botan. You know I hate that little brat."
" Why?"
"Because if you don't I'll cut your body up into tiny little pieces and no one will ever see you again"
" Oh..ok."
Hiei had left the room satisfied.

Present Time

Kurama leaned over Hiei's shoulder "JoJo - Get Out....goody! i love that song!" Hiei turned to the green blob of royalness. "Do I have to sing this?" He pleaded "Yes",The king replied, "Yes you do. Now SING!" Hiei muttered and mumbled as he stomped his way onto the stage. He took one last stomp wheeeennnn......his foot went through the stage.

Kurama winced. " I hope we don't have to pay for that."
Hiei stood there glaring...the whole castle..NO..the WHOLE WORLD was against him. He kept saying "no" to himself in his head, he had lived life in Makai before, HE didn't need to leave. But the looks on his friends faces...Kuwabara yawning...Yusuke picking his nose...Kurama with those big, sparkly perpetually blinking eyes...

Hiei started bawling. "WHY???? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO DEAL WITH THESE PEOPLE? THIS WORLD?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kurama looked Yusuke and Kuwabara slightly frightened. "I know what to do!" Kuwabara stood up and walked over to the bloby king. "Sir, if you don't let us stay here, I will have to take drastic measures and rape you." Hiei stopped crying, Yusuke looked astonished with his finger still in his nose and mouth wide open, but Kurama, oh Kurama couldn't even comprehend what Kuwabara just said.

"W-What?" the king blinked. "YOU DARE THREATEN ME?!" "No I don't dare, I do." "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-" The king suddenly fell over. One of the guards came up and took his pulse. "H-He's dead....Me lord! He's dead!!!!"

Yusuke clasped his forehead. "Kuwabara....you moron! Now they're going to kill us for sure!"
"At least Hiei doesn't have to sing." Kuwabara retorted.
"Yes, we surely wouldn't have survived THAT." Kurama laughed, jokingly...or was he?
The guards surrounded the group. " YOU!...YOU!" They cried, pointing to Kuwabara. " Me....me?" He pointed to himself.
"AUUUGGGHHH" They cried charging. " EEEEEEKKK!" Kuwabara and Yusuke screeched, while Kurama and Hiei took a pose/ fighting stance.

OH NO! They were Being attacked...with huggies! "Oh thank you! were finally free!" One cried out in joy. "Please please feel free to have this wretched castle!" came another shout from the crowd. In the middle of it all was Hiei. "IT BURNNNSSSSS!" Hiei screamed. All the sudden a Pilze fly came up. "Like pink!" it squeaked. "Oh...you might want to move." "Why? squish!" A guard had smacked the fly against a wall. "Ewwwwwwwwww." everyone echoed in unison.

A Foamy fly floated by. " Awww. Thanks a bunch guys...now I gotta drag her home.." The Foamy fly flew off.
" What the hell?!" The quartet exclaimed in unison.
One of the guards shrugged. " We get them ALL the time."
"Eww." Kurama murmured. "Sooooo. Are we gonna stay here?" Kuwabara asked. "How 'bout we use it as our secret headquarters!?" Yusuke squealed happily. "I think that's a good idea.", Kurama smiled, " What about you Hiei?" Hiei just glared...but on the inside he was jumping for joy because he was spared! "I think..." Hiei began.

"Now with that decided we can get on our way. Its already stopped raining anyway." Kurama opened the door happily without looking where he was going. Doing so, he walked into Mr. Rogers. "Will you be my neighbor?" Kurama slammed the door shut. "Ok! New plan. We stay here for a little!"

Foamy: HAHAHA! Mr. Rogers...ohhh..scary

Pilze: my spine.....

Foamy: ya ever notice you always get hurt? Anyway. No questions this time folks. Were being nice and giving your little minds a break. Sooo join us next time on the latest installment of....LIVIN LA VILA YU YU HAKUSHO!