Hi all! It's me! Pilze! Well, since Foamy and I live in two different states with two different times zones, we're gonna be doing chapters off and on. Psychotic, I know. Well we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho cause if we did we certiantly wouldn't be entertaining you! On with the fic! Ok I lied. Foamy IS going to help. Now, on with the fic!

It had been four days since Mr. Rogers started stalking the heroes of our demented tale and during the four days, the following happened. During the night Kurama had woken up several times as if he were being watched, Yusuke looked up to see Mr. Rogers watching him take his shower, Kuwabara had gone to go eat something that looked like chocolate off the ground when he heard "Now that's not healthy, sweaters are healthy. You should wear sweaters instead of eating poop off the ground." But when Kuwabara looked around, he saw no one. And lastly, when Hiei snuck out of the castle the day after it rained, he saw foot prints that went around the castle several times. It was then the gang decided it was time for a meeting. A meeting of stalker elimination!

"Soooo. What should we do?" Yusuke said before turning his head towards the window…(( which is where Kuwa, Kurama, and Hiei were looking )) and gasped. There he was. But not the good he, the bad one. insert bad music MR.ROGERS!

"SCATTER!" Kuwabara yelled and the four separated and went down different corridors, while the face in the window changed and turned into a little kitty. It was apparent that Kuwabara was to be the first victim….

Kuwabara was running and running and running and running and running and RUNNING!...until he ran right into an open door. He should've been paying attention for this would be his downfall…. (Right?)

ALL OF A SUDDEN! A bunch of fuzzy panda bears showed up and began to sing in happy little voices,

"Kuwa….kuwabarrrraaa….wake up…we want to", their little voices changed into demonic scary things, "PLLAAYY!"

This got Kuwabara up and running. He saw a sign that said "Safe" and "Not Safe". He looked both ways, and ran the safe way! (C'mon people, he's not that stupid)

He kept running until he saw a suspicious looking door. It was suspicious because it had a goat on the door. And Kuwabara had a terrible fear of the goatlings ever since he was 24…wait. Kuwabara's 14 isn't he? Oh well. But Kuwabara didn't care! He kicked open the door and ran inside..and saw a cute little kitty cat.

"Mew…" said the cute kitty. His eyes, big balls of green and his fur as black as the midnight sky. You hear me! MIDNIGHT! Kuwabara couldn't contain his joy any longer.

"EEEEEE! KIT-TAY CAT!" Kuwabara lunged at the small animal…as it opened its mouth as wide as a Pepsi truck and swallowed Kuwabara whole. The little bundle of fur quickly changed shape into Mr. Rogers. He straightened out his vest and smiled casually, slowly walking out the door.

"Next….the pretty one." Thought Mr. Rogers as he let out a smooth, slow laugh.

Kurama pressed against the stone wall breathing heavily. This was bad, very bad. Looking down the hall he saw it was a dead end. Then, to Kurama's utmost horror, he heard footsteps. The kitsune looked around the corner, only to see Yusuke!

"Oh I'm so relieved!"

"Kurama! Bad news! I just got a call from Koenma! It's your mother!" Yusuke stopped and watched Kurama.

Kurama immediately paled and grabbed Yusuke by the collar.

"What's wrong! What happened!"

Yusuke just smiled…but the smile wasn't a Yusuke-ish smile. It was more innocent yet sinister.

Kurama's eyes widened.

"Y-y-you're..not Yusuke."

Hiei heard a scream from the other side of the castle.

"Kurama?"

Hiei opened a door, shaking off a feeling of foreboding and peered inside.

Two twins holding hands were standing there. Their eyes piercing yet dead.

"Come play with us Stewie…forever and ever and ever."

"Yes well all work and no play make Stew-..what a minute." Hiei shook his head.

"My name's not Stewie!"

"Then what is it?" The twins asked.

"If I tell them my name…", Hiei thought to himself " They might curse me for eternity.."

"My name is Kazuma Kuwabara."
The twins looked at each other and smiled. They let go of each other's hand and slowly moved towards Hiei. Suddenly there was a sharp cry!
"HI-YAH!" Yusuke had dropped down from the ceiling where he was hiding…er, well, more so clinging. Like one clings to the last Cowboy Bebop DVD in the anime store. Well the point is that Yusuke dropped from the ceiling crushing the twins.
"…Yusuke?" Hiei questioned, slightly astonished.
"The one and the on-" Yusuke was dragged off into an open closet by an invisible force before he could finish his sentence, screaming and clawing at the floor at an attempt to save himself. Yusuke's hand was last to be engulfed by darkness before the closet door slammed shut. Hiei stared at the closet door and swallowed, backing away slowly. It was just him now. How did he know Kuwabara had been destroyed already? BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR! Kuwabara's hair scream's KILLLLLL MEEE! OH MY GOD! KILL ME LIKE THEY KILL THEM ON THE ANIMAL CHANNEL! You may all now commence to dress in monkey suits and dance. Ahem Right. Back to Hiei. The door slowly creaked open and Mr. Rogers casually walked out licking the tips of his fingers.
"Now Hiei…,"he said smoothly, almost like he was singing,
"It's your turn to join your friends…..oh how it's your turn…" And that's when Hiei saw it. The loose thread hanging off of Mr. Rogers's sweater sleeve.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI'LLTAKEYOUDOWNMOTHERFUCKER!"
"What the?" Mr. Rogers questioned looking quite perplexed and annoyed that Hiei hadn't used spaces in between his words. And what came next, not even Michael Jackson could cover up in court. Hiei lunged for the tiny red thread and pulled with all his might, unraveling his sweater.
"NOOO,"Mr. Rogers cried as he slowly fell apart.
"My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!" (( We don't own NMBC )) Every cry got shriller and shriller until there was nothing left but the YYH gang surrounded by cloth.
Now would it be weird that they were all doing the Time Warp? Good thing Mr. Rogers was dead now otherwise he'd be suffering from some pretty bad indigestion in 10 minutes.

"IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT!"

Hiei was somewhat perplexed at the oddness of it all…he also felt like throwing up because it was KUWABARA, not Yusuke or Kurama, dressed up like Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

"FRANK-N-FURTER DIDN'T EVEN DANCE THE TIME WARP!" Hiei shouted. No one would make HIS idol look like an idiot.

"I told you baka!" Rocky Yusuke yelled.

Yusuke seemed to know quite a bit about Rocky Horror…funny though. He's never seen the movie…nor heard of it.

Columbia Kurama sighed. I'm not the only one who thinks he looks the part am I?

"Shall we try and find a way out of this bloody hellhole?"

Rocky Yusuke barked.

Yeah…he barked.

Kuwabara chuckled.

"I'd want to get out of here as soon as possible if I were you too. I mean everyone here wants to rape you, and in THAT outfit I'm sure you look yummy…to the guards."

Rocky Yusuke nodded.

"Yeah, they're attracted to you like a snake to a llama!"

Everyone turned and gave Yusuke the 'what the fuck' look, usually reserved for Kuwabara. This made Kuwabara happy, for he was always getting that look, especially when he compared becoming gassy from eating fudge brownies and why Naruto eats so much ramen and how they're both relevant somehow. We don't own Naruto either Kurama was just about to correct Kuwabara when he noticed who Hiei was. Hiei was Magenta. Yes, that's right, Magenta. Hair and all. Columbia Kurama just stared as Frank-N-Kuwabara twitched.
"Your hair…is bigger than my hair! NOOOOOOO!"
"Kuwabara SHHHH! Mr. Rogers probably let in some of his guards!" But it was too late, as Columbia Kurama soon found out, for a stampede of footsteps could be heard. Rocky Yusuke quickly ran off screaming.
"WAIT!" Frank-N-Kuwabara and Columbia Kurama said in unison and quickly ran after him. Hiei just stood there.
"………LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" And so he did, he time warped out of there as fast as he could.

Pilze: why the hell was Mr. Rogers after them anyway?

Foamy: Who isn't after them? Kurama is apparently too sexy for anyone to comprehend…I guess.

WHOA! Our heroes have stumbled and screwed up but somehow managed to get past their 1st challenge! What else awaits our reluctant cross dressing heroes? Well we're not sure as of now. HAVE FUN AND REVIEW GREEDY BASTARDS! Much love!