The gang finds a little baby demon (?) in the forest, and Kagome feels sorry for the thing so the group takes the kid with them. Little do they know, the kid has some tricks up her sleeves.

The Kid

Once pone a time Kagome and Sango were walking back to their camp from a hot spring. The girls were chatting about their day, when they heard a cry in the bushes ahead of them.

"Waah ha ha…" it cried. The girls were curious about what it might be, so they cautiously walked towards the sound. As they neared, they cries turned into sobs.

"What could it be?" Kagome wondered. She slowly pushed the foliage from a bush to the side. Behind it, there was a small child. The child looked to be about 2 or 3. She wore a little black kimono with white flowers on it and red trimming; her hair was a light burgundy and was tied in two cute wittle pigtails. Her eyes were shut, and she was crying.

"Awww poor thing!" Sango said. She leaned forward to pick up the child. When she did, she had a surprise. The child had a fluffy burgundy cat tail attached to her bottom. "She's a demon!" Sango stated as she dropped the girl. Now, dropping a toddler, human or demon is not the best idea. When the child hit the hard ground she started to wail.

"Oh Sango! She's just a kid, even if she is a demon. Lets take her back to camp with us! I'm sure the guys wont mind!" Kagome said as she picked up the wailing infant. Once in her arms, the child slowed her cries and opened her eyes. They were a cold blue, and had a hint of mischief in them. "Oh! Look at her eyes Sango!" Sango looked. Those huge eyes bore holes in her own.

"Umm Kagome? Are you sure we should take her with us?" Sango asked.

"I'm positive! And we cant just leave her here were she can just die! And look how cute she is!" Kagome looked at the child in her arms. She had shut her eyes once more and was sucking on the tip of her tail. "Awww!"

"Alright, I guess she is kind of cute. Lets go back to camp." The three started to head back.

-At the Camp-

"We're back!" Kagome shouted cheerfully. "And we have a new friend!" The child was not very visible in her arms.

"Who is it?" Miroku asked. The child was not very visible in Kagome's arms.

"I smell a demon!" InuYasha yelled as he jumped down from his position in a tree to stand in front of an unsuspecting Kagome. "You brought a demon with you?" All the shouting had woken up the child, so she started to cry. "AHH! Make it STOP!" InuYasha screamed as he covered his ears.

"Awww! Shut it InuYasha! You're scaring her!" Kagome shouted. She started to rock the kid back and forth in her arms. "Shhh…Its ok, shhh… We found her in the forest on our way back. She was all alone and crying, so we took her with us."

"Can she talk?" Shippo asked.

"I don't know. Can you talk?" she asked.

"Yes. Uh wittle bi." The kid answered.

"Great! How old are you?"

"Where did you come from?"

"What's you name?"

"Do you like candy?"

"Can you leave us alone?"

"InuYasha! Be nice!" Kagome said.

"What?" was InuYasha's brilliant response.

"Umm… wha?" the child asked.

"Hmm… lets start with you name. What is it?" Kagome asked the confused child.

"Katana." Everyone was silent.

"Its just a coincidence. How old are you?" Kagome stated.

"Umm… fwee." Katana said as she held up three chubby little fingers.

"Ok. Where did you come from?" Kagome said trying to hold in a series of 'Awww's.

"Umm… I no know."

"Do you know how you got in those bushes?" Kagome asked again.

"I no know!"

"Hmm… I see." Kagome was curious, as was everyone else, where did this child come from?

"I tiwered…" Katana said as she shut her eyes.

"Well, it is getting rather late. Lets see what we can find out tomorrow, ok?" Kagome asked with a yawn. Everyone agreed and went to bed. InuYasha slept in a tree, Miroku slept at the bottom of another tree, Sango slept in a spare sleeping bag Kagome had brought, Shippo slept with Kirara, and Kagome and Katana slept in a sleeping bag together.

In the middle of the night, when all was quiet and everyone was sleeping, Katana awoke. She rubbed her eyes, yawned and sat up. "I bored." She said. Katana crawled out of Kagome's sleeping bag and went over to her bag. "Was this?" she asked as she opened the huge bag. Beside some clothes, there was a box. Katana grabbed that box and opened it. "Oh! Pwetty!" Inside the box were lots of hair cares products, and make-up. "Ooooo! Pway!" she grabbed the box and crawled over to Sango, then Miroku, next Shippo and Kirara, Kagome after, and finally she climbed up the tree to InuYasha. After she was done her 'Pway' she crawled back to Kagome's backpack and put the box back, then went to bed once more.

-Morning-

"AHHHHHH! MY HAIR! MY FACE!" Kagome's screams woke the whole camp.

"What the hells the matter?" InuYasha asked as he jumped down from his tree.

"Its my- Ahahahahahahahaha!" Kagome broke down in a fit of laughter after seeing InuYasha.

"What? What!" InuYasha asked. He looked at Kagome, who was sporting quite an odd look. She had red lipstick smeared all over her cheeks, blue eye shadow rubbed on her forehead, purple eyeliner scribbled on her nose, and burgundy blush on her chin. Her hair was no better. It was in a huge matted ball with hair clips everywhere, and fake purple hairpieces.

By now, everyone was awake. They all had their own type of 'makeover'. Sango had blue eyeliner, purple lipstick, red blush, and white eye shadow on her. Her hair was in two messy braids on one side of her head. Shippo was wearing black eyeliner, orange eye shadow, bright red lipstick, dark blush, and pink lip-gloss. His hair was out of its ponytail and was in an Afro with the ribbon from his ponytail tied in a bow in the Afro.

Poor Kirara, she had a bunch of fur in lots of clips all over her, and red and purple lipstick was smudged all over her face. Miroku had bright red lipstick on his lips and chin, and blue eyeliner, white eye shadow, and pink blush everywhere else. His hair was in flower clips; with hot pink fake hairpieces entangled in the mess. Now InuYasha, poor InuYasha, had hot pink eye shadow over his eyes and forehead, white eyeliner, pink blush, and hot pink lip-gloss on. His hair was in a series of small ponytails, knots, and messy braids.

After Kagome handed around a mirror, everyone was horrified. They all went to the river to clean themselves up. When they came back, Katana was not there anymore. In the forest they could here a faint laughing sound.

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